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UnfairRepresent
10/14/20 7:45:43 PM
#1:


What do you do?


You're at home one day playing your favorite video game when suddenly a purple haze fills the room and a weird wibbly wobbly portal appears. Then in a flash a strange young adult girl steps through it. The haze and portal vanish behind her.

After getting her bearings she says this will be hard to believe but she is your daughter and has come from 2040.

She tells you that tomorrow you have sex with her mother and somehow will die during the intercourse but not until after impregnating her mother. She says that the guilt and blaming herself for your death made her mother go insane with depression and ultimately end up commiting suicide after years of suffering brought on by perputal self-hate and misery.

Your alleged daughter begs you to not have sex tomorrow, even though it would remove her from existence. She feels that you have to do it (or not do it) in order to save both your lives and spare her mom all of that pain.

She doesn't know what time you did it, only that it occured tomorrow. That's the reason she traveled back to this time so she knows she can try to stop you.

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How do you react?
What do you do?
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Questionmarktarius
10/14/20 7:49:04 PM
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So... this is impending incest, right?
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Turbam
10/14/20 7:49:29 PM
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is she hot?

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JimmyFraska
10/14/20 7:49:56 PM
#4:


you're saying the daughter is hot
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discodancer77
10/14/20 7:50:08 PM
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Thats Chloe from Life is Strange

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UnfairRepresent
10/14/20 7:50:49 PM
#6:


Questionmarktarius posted...
So... this is impending incest, right?

What?

No.

Turbam posted...
is she hot?


That's (possibly) your daughter man...
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NeonOctopus
10/14/20 7:51:43 PM
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But how hot is my adult daughter tho? Is a Fry paradox on the table? >_>

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Turbam
10/14/20 7:53:14 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
That's (possibly) your daughter man...
Did I fucking stutter?

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UnfairRepresent
10/14/20 7:54:58 PM
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Well let's just say she's as hot as anyone who was raised without a father and whose mom commited suicide after years of guilt ridden depression who has planned to travel through time to ultimately remove themselves from existance is likely to be.
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Turbam
10/14/20 7:58:06 PM
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Ok.
I'll fuck her then.

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Questionmarktarius
10/14/20 7:58:49 PM
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Turbam posted...
Ok.
I'll fuck her then.
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hitokoriX
10/14/20 8:00:48 PM
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Id sleep with her mother but with the knowledge that i am gonna die ill try to prevent it

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VitalGetPrank
10/14/20 8:01:12 PM
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discodancer77 posted...
Thats Chloe from Life is Strange


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1337toothbrush
10/14/20 8:04:54 PM
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Ving_Rhames
10/14/20 8:06:25 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
made her mother go insane with depression and ultimately end up commiting suicide after years of suffering brought on by perputal self-hate and misery.

<_<
Bye bye future daughter.

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Darmik
10/14/20 8:08:51 PM
#17:


If the adult daughter can still exist in the present in the altered past that should be fine for everyone.

The sheer act of this scenario has probably already altered everything that happens unless it's a time loop.

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008Zulu
10/14/20 8:09:54 PM
#18:


Ignore her advice, and still have sex. Only this time, I make sure to remember the safe-word.

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Questionmarktarius
10/14/20 8:10:34 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Have sex with her and then her mother. That'll probably fix the timeline.
I don't think there's any "then" about it, nor would "and" involve separate people.
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Zikten
10/14/20 8:12:30 PM
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I'd rather die than erase my daughter. Maybe I can try to prevent it. But no parent should save themselves at the cost of their child
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NeonOctopus
10/14/20 8:24:15 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Well let's just say she's as hot as anyone who was raised without a father and whose mom commited suicide after years of guilt ridden depression who has planned to travel through time to ultimately remove themselves from existance is likely to be.
Usually those chicks are crazy. But crazy chicks = crazy sex >_>

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BloodMoon7
10/14/20 8:24:20 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What?

No.

That's (possibly) your daughter man...
It will save her mom though.

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Mistere Man
10/14/20 8:30:13 PM
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I think having sex with me is what really drove her mother crazy. Me naked is about as horrific as an Eldritch Abomination.

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UnfairRepresent
10/14/20 8:57:42 PM
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hitokoriX posted...
Id sleep with her mother but with the knowledge that i am gonna die ill try to prevent it

Erm... How exactly?
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pfh1001
10/14/20 9:01:25 PM
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Come on, this is CE. None of us are having sex tomorrow anyway. Easy to agree with the dimensional traveler.
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Kelystic
10/14/20 9:01:47 PM
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this is straight up jav plot
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UnfairRepresent
10/15/20 5:32:59 AM
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results are dead even so far
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10/15/20 5:34:47 AM
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teepan95
10/15/20 5:51:46 AM
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As a wise turtle once said

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it
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Buu_88
10/15/20 6:13:27 AM
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I'd try get a 3way happening

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UnfairRepresent
10/15/20 10:08:13 AM
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teepan95 posted...
As a wise turtle once said

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it

Well any road leads to your destiny by default

That turtle ain't wise
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BarbaricAvatar
10/15/20 10:11:26 AM
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teepan95 posted...
As a wise turtle once said

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it

Are you sure that wasn't a rat?

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FortuneCookie
10/15/20 10:12:23 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What?

No.

Yes.

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YellowMustard69
10/15/20 10:21:54 AM
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Weird that she would focus on the point in time her parents had sex rather than focus on what the actual cause of death was and try to prevent that.

For example, if I died of a heart attack during sex, then she should be telling me

"I''m your daughter from the future and I came back in time to advise you that before you have intercourse you need to consult your doctor to see if you're healthy enough for sex."

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RedJackson
10/15/20 10:33:10 AM
#36:


Have the sex and not finish obviously OR wear a condom

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UnfairRepresent
10/15/20 10:33:31 AM
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YellowMustard69 posted...
Weird that she would focus on the point in time her parents had sex rather than focus on what the actual cause of death was and try to prevent that.

For example, if I died of a heart attack during sex, then she should be telling me

"I''m your daughter from the future and I came back in time to advise you that before you have intercourse you need to consult your doctor to see if you're healthy enough for sex."

Or

"Before you have sex with my mom, take these aspirins."


Not really?

You died during sex so the having sex is kinda important

And her intent was not to save you, that's a bonus. She doesn't know you , you died months before she was born. Her intent was to save her mom who she loves.

So if you get hit by a bus and die tomorrow anyway then her mom still doesn't blame herself and doesn't care. So she still wins.

Assuming she's telling the truth if course
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YellowMustard69
10/15/20 11:11:06 AM
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But if I consult my doctor and get on a prescription that makes it so that I don't die during sex, then I could still impregnate her mom with her, only this time I won't die and we can all be a happy family.

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UnfairRepresent
10/15/20 11:27:50 AM
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RedJackson posted...
Have the sex and not finish obviously OR wear a condom

That seems like the worst case scenario

now you die, the mom kills herself and your daughter doesn't exist
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Compsognathus
10/15/20 11:33:30 AM
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Honestly, if anything comes out of a portal I'm probably gonna believe it because that shit is crazy. So I won't have sex the next day.

I would also invite my daughter to stay in the past to see if that would help save her from getting erased, because who really knows how time travel works.

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BarbaricAvatar
10/15/20 11:36:28 AM
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Lock the supposed daughter in the basement, don't have the sex the day after and if the girl's still there the following day, wait and see if any missing persons reports are around.


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FabIe
10/15/20 11:37:35 AM
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I tell her Flash is no longer supported beginning in December 2020.

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Twelf
10/15/20 12:01:06 PM
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I'm not going to believe anyone claiming that I have a child, as that would require sexual activity, which is not possible in my life.

I'd introduce her to the multiple universes theory to explain that I'm not actually the same man as her father.
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UnfairRepresent
10/15/20 12:24:30 PM
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Compsognathus posted...
Honestly, if anything comes out of a portal I'm probably gonna believe it because that shit is crazy. So I won't have sex the next day.

I would also invite my daughter to stay in the past to see if that would help save her from getting erased, because who really knows how time travel works.

It could be a long con.

She does this stuff, hangs around is like "wow you survived! but I'm stuck in the past now"

Slowly gain your trust and then when you're close shes like "I think I can build a machine that will take me back to my time , but it'll cost 80k to make"

You give her that 80k, she makes an impressive looking gizmo out of spare parts costing $500, then she "vanishes " in a flash

You think she returned to her time, in reality she just slipped out the backdoor and went to Ohio with the cash

Leaving you with a time travel story no one will believe

Or she could really be your daughter

You just dont know
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Marmitecashews
10/15/20 12:53:29 PM
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She has clearly accidentally crossed to a different universe, because this version of me is guaranteed to die a virgin.

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Jerry_Hellyeah
10/15/20 1:00:20 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Well any road leads to your destiny by default

That turtle ain't wise

Thats literally the message. Turtle be wise af, boyyyy.

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Naruto_fan_42
10/15/20 1:02:35 PM
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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
Thats literally the message. Turtle be wise af, boyyyy.
What turtle was this?

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SolidShadow3
10/15/20 1:04:03 PM
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Simple: What did the coroner says killed me?

Avoid things of that nature at all costs.

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teepan95
10/15/20 1:21:42 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
teepan95 posted...
As a wise turtle once said

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it

Well any road leads to your destiny by default

That turtle ain't wise

So that means no matter what I do, my daughter will be born

Making the topic moot
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UnfairRepresent
10/15/20 1:47:52 PM
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teepan95 posted...


So that means no matter what I do, my daughter will be born

Making the topic moot

Who said that?

SolidShadow3 posted...
Simple: What did the coroner says killed me?

Avoid things of that nature at all costs.

Your alleged daughter doesn't have a coroners report, she just knows you died from having sex with her mom.

Presumably cardiac arrest following an intense orgasm
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UnfairRepresent
10/17/20 3:56:14 AM
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Listen to advice is dominating
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