Poll of the Day > Can you laser remove internal hairs?

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JigsawTDC
10/13/20 7:14:50 PM
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Like the ones that grow on your organs and stuff? I've recently made the decision to go 100% hairless so I can be perfectly smooth (and thus purer and closer to God). I want to get all the internal hairs removed too so my insides are smooth as well, but I'm not sure if there is a process for this.
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SpeedDemon20
10/13/20 7:24:05 PM
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I think you'd need something a bit more invasive. And even then it'd probably be hard to do.


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JigsawTDC
10/13/20 7:59:15 PM
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Perhaps there is some sort of solution or acid I can drink to smooth out my internals.
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Wanded
10/13/20 8:01:06 PM
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no

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SunWuKung420
10/13/20 8:04:46 PM
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Umm, that's not how anything works.

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JigsawTDC
10/13/20 8:08:04 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Umm, that's not how anything works.

Sounds like you are not in tune with God and lack the purity of completely hairless and smooth.
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Ogurisama
10/13/20 8:08:36 PM
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But removing hair is anti god according the old testament. Cutting hairnis a sin and all that

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JigsawTDC
10/13/20 9:15:08 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
But removing hair is anti god according the old testament. Cutting hairnis a sin and all that

Wrong!
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shadowsword87
10/13/20 9:17:57 PM
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What internal hairs are you looking to remove?

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JigsawTDC
10/13/20 9:21:58 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
What internal hairs are you looking to remove?

All of them! The ones that coat our internal organs, the ones that grow in the crevices of our brains, and the ones growing in the joints of our bones and spinal fluid. I want them all gone!
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Shadowbird_RH
10/13/20 9:38:55 PM
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JigsawTDC posted...
All of them! The ones that coat our internal organs, the ones that grow in the crevices of our brains, and the ones growing in the joints of our bones and spinal fluid. I want them all gone!
Hate to say it dood, but it sounds like you'll be a hairbrain forever.

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Gaawa_chan
10/13/20 9:48:08 PM
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For those who are curious, from what I understand laser hair removal works by basically dissolving the hair follicles in your skin. Much like how waxing tries to rip out hair by the root, laser hair removal tends to have a longer lasting effect for this reason.
While it can permanently thin out growth to a degree, permanent full removal is pretty much a pipe dream atm, and you have to continue the treatments basically forever AND pair it with shaving anyway. Lame.

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JigsawTDC
10/21/20 6:06:50 PM
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Just found out brains have wrinkles and this is deeply concerning. Need to find a way to smooth it out so I can hairless and smooth and pure and finally be close to God
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JOExHIGASHI
10/21/20 9:50:34 PM
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x ray laser

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JigsawTDC
10/21/20 10:31:11 PM
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JOExHIGASHI posted...
x ray laser

OMG! This makes so much sense! Thank you!!!
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LinkPizza
10/22/20 9:55:12 AM
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JigsawTDC posted...
thus purer and closer to God

I heard you need pure blood. I would say to ask Viking_mudkip(I think it was them), but they are no longer a member... We may never know purity like that again...
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SunWuKung420
10/22/20 11:18:37 AM
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Removing cilia from your body will get you real close to God.

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