Current Events > Aliens have invaded earth and have begun killing everyone. Youre President Trump

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What do you do

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Join the aliens and try to get them to use my hotels and shit

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tweet for the next 72 hours straight while playing golf and thirsting over Ivanka

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Blame China for luring the aliens here with their broadcasts

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I meet with their leader
Did you know that the leader has told his people that I was the best person he met? Okay sure they don't know what we're saying but when you think about it. When you truly understand aliens and I do understand them. I understand their culture and it's really the culture, their culture. But what is culture? It reminds me of a time when if you were a republican then you'd understand. I mean we all know what culture is. Who asked me what culture is? Someone from the fake news and that's a problem. Even the aliens know it. I don't call them aliens. But they know everyone does so I just go along with it. They even have this advanced technology called a television. Do you know that? Of course you don't. But I do. I mean I really do. The aliens are telling me how I know television. It's not the television we have here. No it's more advanced. You have those big dishes. You know how we have satelites? It's like that but bigger. More complex. Very complex. almost impossible for people to understand it but I do. I understand a lot of it actually. They even told me how they wanted to come to Earth to look at the idea that we can have a trade deal. and of course I don't want that. Not yet. If we do it now then who knows what we give up. Just you wait. We'll be winning of course. I mean that's it right? That you need to win. Which we'll do.

Play the fiddle.

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Somehow blame Obama for all the chaos caused by the aliens and/or blame Biden for not doing enough to save people from the aliens.

MagnusDJL posted...

Somehow blame Obama for all the chaos caused by the aliens and/or blame Biden for not doing enough to save people from the aliens.

And all this right after he threw away Obama's "Defense against the impending Alien Invasion" playbook.

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nothanks1 posted...

I meet with their leader
Did you know that the leader has told his people that I was the best person he met? Okay sure they don't know what we're saying but when you think about it. When you truly understand aliens and I do understand them. I understand their culture and it's really the culture, their culture. But what is culture? It reminds me of a time when if you were a republican then you'd understand. I mean we all know what culture is. Who asked me what culture is? Someone from the fake news and that's a problem. Even the aliens know it. I don't call them aliens. But they know everyone does so I just go along with it. They even have this advanced technology called a television. Do you know that? Of course you don't. But I do. I mean I really do. The aliens are telling me how I know television. It's not the television we have here. No it's more advanced. You have those big dishes. You know how we have satelites? It's like that but bigger. More complex. Very complex. almost impossible for people to understand it but I do. I understand a lot of it actually. They even told me how they wanted to come to Earth to look at the idea that we can have a trade deal. and of course I don't want that. Not yet. If we do it now then who knows what we give up. Just you wait. We'll be winning of course. I mean that's it right? That you need to win. Which we'll do.

LMAO

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The only real solution is to put Randy Quaid in a fighter jet.

Questionmarktarius posted...

The only real solution is to put Randy Quaid in a fighter jet.

Gotta send him home

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spend five minutes with them and give them COVID

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Questionmarktarius posted...

The only real solution is to put Randy Quaid in a fighter jet.

Eagle twenty, fox two!

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