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Intro2Logic
10/10/20 2:49:36 PM
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Wives, am I right?

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Have you tried thinking rationally?
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FrankJaegr
10/10/20 2:51:26 PM
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Fries, am I right?
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BlockAddition
10/10/20 2:53:56 PM
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Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

*crowd goes wild*

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kwijibo
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KiwiTerraRizing
10/10/20 2:54:49 PM
#4:


Men are from Mars
Women be shopping

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Trucking Legend Don Schneider!
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Feline_Heart
10/10/20 2:59:57 PM
#5:


Whats the deal with airplane food?

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Pickles the Drummer, doodily doo, dingdong doodlily doodily doo
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berlyman101
10/10/20 3:01:11 PM
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parents are annoying as shit well into your adulthood and have no other purpose than to make your life miserable

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InTheEyesOfFire
10/10/20 3:06:47 PM
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Flies, am I right?

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I should not walk so a child may live.
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BettyWhite
10/10/20 3:09:20 PM
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We need another sitcom where the husband is a barely functional moron TC.

Hop on it.

The wife also needs an arc where she goes back to work and struggles to get the respect she deserves but succeeds in the end.

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Currently Playing: Final Fantasy IX
Currently Watching: Drake and Josh
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EffectAndCause
10/10/20 3:10:15 PM
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"Okay, so there's a hot housewife married to a big, dopey blue collar guy with a black best friend."

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"WWE decisions make me root for AEW, AEW fans make me root for WWE." - EffectAndCause, 2019
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Ghirahim
10/10/20 3:12:46 PM
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*waits forever for dialup to connect, then crashes*

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I do prefer Lord Ghirahim.
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Tyranthraxus
10/10/20 3:12:55 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWSCJ28Vp6w

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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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