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UnfairRepresent
10/10/20 4:02:55 AM
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Would you accept it?


Might sound like a sweet deal but think about the 300+ days a year . What are you going to do once you are your ideal weight? Never get changed? you'll be sweaty and smell

*its only the shirt assuming you're wearing other upper body garments

You can't solely wear a jacket or a toga or a sweater or you'll lose a pound when you take them off too.

It just defaults to the shirt if you're wearing multiple layers

Would you take it?
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Mr_Rian
10/10/20 4:04:48 AM
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I wish there was a "No" option. As it stand it's only "Yes, I'll take the deal" or "Mo weight needs to come off!"

Shame.
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_Rinku_
10/10/20 4:09:50 AM
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Hypothetically, I could eat like a complete pig every day and lose weight.
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Naysaspace
10/10/20 4:15:32 AM
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solution is to go shirtless most of the time
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PerseusRad
10/10/20 4:16:25 AM
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That sounds too dangerous for me. I havent checked my weight for a bit, but its likely not changed much. Im a bit too skinny for my size, and I find it hard to eat a lot, so this very well might kill me

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bigtiggie23
10/10/20 5:18:16 AM
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Naysaspace posted...
solution is to go shirtless most of the time


Commonly referred to as the Mario Lopez lifestyle.
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Relient_K
10/10/20 5:52:26 AM
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I think this would lead to my death within 2 months, or smelling awful at all times. So absolutely not.

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UnfairRepresent
10/10/20 3:41:01 PM
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_Rinku_ posted...
Hypothetically, I could eat like a complete pig every day and lose weight.

I don't know, even if not fat you'd still be unhealthy
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ZT6
10/10/20 3:50:11 PM
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I think if you eat 3,000 calories more than you burn in a week that equals 1lb in weight gain.

If you wear the right fabric i.e. merino wool, you could probably get away with 2 or 3 changes for the week. That means increasing your calories by 6,000-9,000 in a week you could have zero net change. I don't think that would be difficult.

I could finally eat as much as I wanted and stay fit. I'm down.


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