Current Events > Steven Seagal is a washed up scumbag

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MrMallard 10/08/20 8:37:36 AM #1:	Steven Seagal: Bruce Lee had natural talent but he didn't refine his skill, I actually knew him back in the day and I beat him in a fight because I'm such a badass. Also Steven Seagal: fights a Judo master who's 19 years his senior in the prime of his life, gets choked out so hard he pissed and shat himself Also he killed someone's dog on his cop show. --- God bless me, I'm a free man with nowhere free to go Now Playing: Skyrim, Hand of Fate 2 <cite>MrMallard posted [p:945601486] in Steven Sea... [t:79027250]...</cite> <quote>Steven Seagal: Bruce Lee had natural talent but he didn't refine his skill, I actually knew him back in the day and I beat him in a fight because I'm such a badass. Also Steven Seagal: fights a Judo master who's 19 years his senior in the prime of his life, gets choked out so hard he pissed and shat himself Also he killed someone's dog on his cop show. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hornswoggled 10/08/20 8:39:01 AM #2:	Under Siege 2 was pretty awesome though. <cite>Hornswoggled posted [p:945601518] in Steven Sea... [t:79027250]...</cite> <quote>Under Siege 2 was pretty awesome though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 10/08/20 8:39:19 AM #3:	he looks like he sweats when he reads scripts and has sleep apnea --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect <cite>The Trent posted [p:945601523] in Steven Sea... [t:79027250]...</cite> <quote>he looks like he sweats when he reads scripts and has sleep apnea </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 10/08/20 8:39:57 AM #4:	funny thing tho, i know damn well who he is but i never watched any of his movies... <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:945601534] in Steven Sea... [t:79027250]...</cite> <quote>funny thing tho, i know damn well who he is but i never watched any of his movies... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 10/08/20 8:40:47 AM #5:	ZevLoveDOOM posted... funny thing tho, i know damn well who he is but i never watched any of his movies... if you've seen 2 steven seagal movies you've seen them all --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect <cite>The Trent posted [p:945601551] in Steven Sea... [t:79027250]...</cite> <quote>ZevLoveDOOM posted... </cite> <quote>funny thing tho, i know damn well who he is but i never watched any of his movies...</quote> if you've seen 2 steven seagal movies you've seen them all </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 10/08/20 8:47:58 AM #6:	The Trent posted... if you've seen 2 steven seagal movies you've seen them all a fat greasy looking guy pretends to be a karate man and defeats all his opponents with awkward flips and punches? --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:945601719] in Steven Sea... [t:79027250]...</cite> <quote>The Trent posted... </cite> <quote> if you've seen 2 steven seagal movies you've seen them all</quote>a fat greasy looking guy pretends to be a karate man and defeats all his opponents with awkward flips and punches? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 10/08/20 8:48:31 AM #7:	Flauros posted... a fat greasy looking guy pretends to be a karate man and defeats all his opponents with awkward flips and punches? isnt that the premise of that Beverly Hills Ninja movie? <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:945601731] in Steven Sea... [t:79027250]...</cite> <quote>Flauros posted... </cite> <quote>a fat greasy looking guy pretends to be a karate man and defeats all his opponents with awkward flips and punches?</quote> isnt that the premise of that Beverly Hills Ninja movie? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 10/08/20 8:48:41 AM #8:	^i'd play that video game --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect <cite>The Trent posted [p:945601736] in Steven Sea... [t:79027250]...</cite> <quote>^i'd play that video game </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hornswoggled 10/08/20 8:51:22 AM #9:	Hornswoggled posted... Under Siege 2 was pretty awesome though. Under Siege 2 is great because Seagal's character is the ultimate Mary Sue who takes out every bad guy with little effort and barely gets scratched the whole movie. <cite>Hornswoggled posted [p:945601808] in Steven Sea... [t:79027250]...</cite> <quote>Hornswoggled posted... </cite> <quote>Under Siege 2 was pretty awesome though.</quote> Under Siege 2 is great because Seagal's character is the ultimate Mary Sue who takes out every bad guy with little effort and barely gets scratched the whole movie. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko 10/08/20 9:26:19 AM #10:	why are people talking about under siege 2 instead of under siege 1? under siege 1 is like his only good movie under siege 2 is ok but its not as good as 1 at least in the first one he was at least vulnerable for a minute when ~~a bad guy got the jump on him and was about to kill him and he had to be saved by his stripper sidekick~~ --- yusketeer <cite>yusiko posted [p:945602790] in Steven Sea... [t:79027250]...</cite> <quote>why are people talking about under siege 2 instead of under siege 1? under siege 1 is like his only good movie under siege 2 is ok but its not as good as 1 at least in the first one he was at least vulnerable for a minute when a bad guy got the jump on him and was about to kill him and he had to be saved by his stripper sidekick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 10/08/20 9:28:12 AM #11:	is under siege 1 where the stripper comes out of the birthday cake or something --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect <cite>The Trent posted [p:945602864] in Steven Sea... [t:79027250]...</cite> <quote>is under siege 1 where the stripper comes out of the birthday cake or something </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 10/08/20 9:35:16 AM #12:	The Trent posted... is under siege 1 where the stripper comes out of the birthday cake or something Yeah --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:945603086] in Steven Sea... [t:79027250]...</cite> <quote>The Trent posted... </cite> <quote>is under siege 1 where the stripper comes out of the birthday cake or something</quote>Yeah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lysandear 10/08/20 9:36:22 AM #13:	Squint Ringo is better <cite>Lysandear posted [p:945603120] in Steven Sea... [t:79027250]...</cite> <quote>Squint Ringo is better </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 10/08/20 9:36:53 AM #14:	He beat up Mike Tyson for real. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:945603141] in Steven Sea... [t:79027250]...</cite> <quote>He beat up Mike Tyson for real. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 10/08/20 9:42:30 AM #15:	Alteres posted... Yeah aw yeah i remember that and she's surround by all those seamen --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect <cite>The Trent posted [p:945603343] in Steven Sea... [t:79027250]...</cite> <quote>Alteres posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah</quote> aw yeah i remember that and she's surround by all those seamen </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko 10/08/20 10:08:24 AM #16:	though her transformation from scared stripper to mercenary killing badass was not developed well she goes from a coward who doesnt even want to touch a gun to showing a guy who doesnt know how to load a gun how its done when did she learn how to handle a gun? and why the sudden no nonsense attitude when 15 minutes ago she was screaming over every little thing? --- yusketeer <cite>yusiko posted [p:945604204] in Steven Sea... [t:79027250]...</cite> <quote>though her transformation from scared stripper to mercenary killing badass was not developed well she goes from a coward who doesnt even want to touch a gun to showing a guy who doesnt know how to load a gun how its done when did she learn how to handle a gun? and why the sudden no nonsense attitude when 15 minutes ago she was screaming over every little thing? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 10/08/20 10:15:04 AM #17:	yusiko posted... under siege 1 is like his only good movie If you like cheesy crap, his movies are gold. I particularly enjoyed Hard To Kill, and Half Past Dead --- Would you buy a book called Suggestions of Acquistion? - Gint <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:945604431] in Steven Sea... [t:79027250]...</cite> <quote>yusiko posted... </cite> <quote>under siege 1 is like his only good movie</quote>If you like cheesy crap, his movies are gold. I particularly enjoyed Hard To Kill, and Half Past Dead </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 10/08/20 10:18:00 AM #18:	https://youtu.be/DVs--uHf4sE --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:945604549] in Steven Sea... [t:79027250]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/DVs--uHf4sE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yusiko 10/08/20 10:18:03 AM #19:	my parents loved his movies when i was growing up so i saw a bunch of them to this day the under siege movies are the only ones i think are actually any good --- yusketeer <cite>yusiko posted [p:945604551] in Steven Sea... [t:79027250]...</cite> <quote>my parents loved his movies when i was growing up so i saw a bunch of them to this day the under siege movies are the only ones i think are actually any good </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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