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Sunburn
10/07/20 2:53:42 PM
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Yes or No.


She's single decently attractive and super nice. Would i get fired if i ask her out? <__<
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Lost_All_Senses
10/07/20 2:54:21 PM
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I don't see a single thing that could wrong with dating a boss

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SSJGrimReaper
10/07/20 2:58:14 PM
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Too late

Chad from accounting asked her out

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Master_Bass
10/07/20 2:58:34 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I don't see a single thing that could wrong with dating a boss


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Ving_Rhames
10/07/20 2:58:37 PM
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Never.

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RetsuZaiZen
10/07/20 3:00:58 PM
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Jesus Christ....

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Sunburn
10/07/20 3:01:47 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Jesus Christ....


Get out if you aren't going to post something useful.
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bknight
10/07/20 3:03:04 PM
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You can't just ask your boss out, you got to put feelers out there first. Try to give her a hug, or compliment her on her legs, but not in a creepy way. When you're more comfortable then tell her a dirty joke, if she laughs, put you hand on her thigh, if she doesn't mind, you're in. Office sex is the best sex.
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YookaLaylee
10/07/20 3:03:45 PM
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Go for it
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RetsuZaiZen
10/07/20 3:03:56 PM
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Sunburn posted...
Get out if you aren't going to post something useful.
Oh OK. My bad.

Don't ask your fucking boss out. Use your damn head.

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Solid Snake07
10/07/20 3:05:09 PM
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Absolutely not

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
10/07/20 3:05:10 PM
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bknight posted...
tell her a dirty joke, if she laughs, put you hand on her thigh
Yeah do this and report back to us with the results.
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Tappor
10/07/20 3:09:57 PM
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bknight posted...
You can't just ask your boss out, you got to put feelers out there first. Try to give her a hug, or compliment her on her legs, but not in a creepy way. When you're more comfortable then tell her a dirty joke, if she laughs, put you hand on her thigh, if she doesn't mind, you're in. Office sex is the best sex.
Don't ask her out. Sexually harass her instead!

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kinetika_
10/07/20 3:09:57 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Use your damn head.

He definitely plans to use that head of his.

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YookaLaylee
10/07/20 3:10:40 PM
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kinetika_ posted...


He definitely plans to use that head of his.

Noice
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Freddie_Mercury
10/07/20 3:10:42 PM
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bknight posted...
You can't just ask your boss out, you got to put feelers out there first. Try to give her a hug, or compliment her on her legs, but not in a creepy way. When you're more comfortable then tell her a dirty joke, if she laughs, put you hand on her thigh, if she doesn't mind, you're in. Office sex is the best sex.


cringe

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KILBOTz
10/07/20 3:11:43 PM
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TheMikh
10/07/20 3:12:42 PM
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do you want to potentially destroy your job and/or career

if so go right ahead and do so

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Slaya4
10/07/20 3:14:21 PM
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bknight posted...
You can't just ask your boss out, you got to put feelers out there first. Try to give her a hug, or compliment her on her legs, but not in a creepy way. When you're more comfortable then tell her a dirty joke, if she laughs, put you hand on her thigh, if she doesn't mind, you're in. Office sex is the best sex.

This is the quickest way to get fired wtf

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pojr
10/07/20 3:18:37 PM
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tag for the hilarious ending

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Harpie
10/07/20 3:43:43 PM
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TC where is the context. Have you guys been mutually flirting? How old is she? What exactly is your job?

And are you willing to risk your job for the possibility of your dick getting wet

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
10/07/20 3:45:11 PM
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Cringe topic
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Sunburn
10/07/20 4:57:44 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Cringe topic


Lol i've seen way cringier topics bro. This is a legit normal question.
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Harpie
10/07/20 4:58:02 PM
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Sunburn posted...
Lol i've seen way cringier topics bro. This is a legit normal question.

Harpie posted...
TC where is the context. Have you guys been mutually flirting? How old is she? What exactly is your job?

And are you willing to risk your job for the possibility of your dick getting wet


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The Wheelman1
10/07/20 5:02:31 PM
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She will screw you over hard if things go south. Plus she know how much money you make and when you get paid.

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YookaLaylee
10/07/20 5:25:15 PM
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The Wheelman1 posted...
She will screw you over hard

I think thats what hes aiming for
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samurai bandit
10/07/20 5:26:23 PM
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You can ask her out of your office so that you can concentrate and get some work done.

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paerarru
10/07/20 5:28:57 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I don't see a single thing that could wrong with dating a boss

The Wheelman1 posted...
She will screw you over hard if things go south. Plus she know how much money you make and when you get paid.

Yeah, the reason why you don't ask your boss or your employee out is not so much because there's something wrong with it (which there is, but that's a whole other issue), but because you don't know how the relationship is gonna go. If you had some sort of guarantee that the relationship would be good, hey. But since you don't. No.

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ffmasterjose
10/07/20 5:29:29 PM
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What the fuck CE do you guys not demand pics anymore?

Pics nao

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BloodMoon7
10/07/20 5:30:38 PM
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She probably doesn't have time for you.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
10/07/20 5:43:46 PM
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Sunburn posted...
i've seen way cringier topics
Same, but still
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WingsOfGood
10/07/20 5:44:20 PM
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make sure to ask her for a promotion the moment she climax
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WingsOfGood
10/07/20 5:45:46 PM
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paerarru posted...
Yeah, the reason why you don't ask your boss or your employee out is not so much because there's something wrong with it (which there is, but that's a whole other issue), but because you don't know how the relationship is gonna go. If you had some sort of guarantee that the relationship would be good, hey. But since you don't. No.

The issue is when she promotes you and everyone else knows you been having sex, it is unfair. Even if you were actually promoted for doing a good job, no one will believe it. And so HR says this is a no-no and if anyone alerts HR, one of you will be fired.

Also so when you breakup she don't fire you which is also unfair.
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Parasite_Eve
10/07/20 5:54:19 PM
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No, every boss I had that was fucking around with an employee it never ended well and the work place would get the shit end of the stick because of it.

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Mistere Man
10/07/20 5:58:23 PM
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