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Touch 10/05/20 10:13:51 AM #1:	I fucked up Saturday night and mixed dark and light. Patron, vodka, crown royal apple, jaeger. I threw up once that night but Sunday I was just pooping the whole day. Fast forward to today and my butthole is ravaged. It hurts to sit. Hell, it hurts to stand. Pls help --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:945477311] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>I fucked up Saturday night and mixed dark and light. Patron, vodka, crown royal apple, jaeger. I threw up once that night but Sunday I was just pooping the whole day. Fast forward to today and my butthole is ravaged. It hurts to sit. Hell, it hurts to stand. Pls help </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 10/05/20 10:15:56 AM #3:	Touch posted... Patron, vodka, crown royal apple, jaeger. those 2 are the biggest offenders to the colon :(. it's going to hurt like hell. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:945477371] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>Touch posted...</cite> <quote>Patron, vodka, crown royal apple, jaeger. </quote> those 2 are the biggest offenders to the colon :(. it's going to hurt like hell.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 10/05/20 10:47:18 AM #4:	Crono99 posted... I'm not touching your butt hole. But I said please ;( --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:945478259] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>Crono99 posted... </cite> <quote>I'm not touching your butt hole.</quote>But I said please ;( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 10/05/20 10:51:38 AM #5:	I was getting sharp pains in mine, turns out I left the plunger in the toilet --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:945478384] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>I was getting sharp pains in mine, turns out I left the plunger in the toilet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj3vegeta_ 10/05/20 11:11:29 AM #6:	Add some nice warm cream to it --- https://imgur.com/P88EYmN https://imgur.com/qxu2L01 https://imgur.com/1kMCL https://imgur.com/mvXIh0Q <cite>ssj3vegeta_ posted [p:945478945] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>Add some nice warm cream to it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 10/05/20 11:28:39 AM #7:	R1masher posted... I was getting sharp pains in mine, turns out I left the plunger in the toilet Lmao ssj3vegeta_ posted... Add some nice warm cream to it Not ice? ;O --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:945479462] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted... </cite> <quote>I was getting sharp pains in mine, turns out I left the plunger in the toilet</quote>Lmao ssj3vegeta_ posted... </cite> <quote>Add some nice warm cream to it</quote>Not ice? ;O </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 10/05/20 11:51:10 AM #8:	ass worms --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:945480166] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>ass worms </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kriztov1 10/05/20 11:57:18 AM #9:	You really should stretch first, that's just logic. --- Dear diary, I'm the prettiest girl in school and they're all jealous... <cite>kriztov1 posted [p:945480359] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>You really should stretch first, that's just logic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedJackson 10/05/20 11:57:49 AM #10:	<cite>RedJackson posted [p:945480381] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 10/05/20 12:02:07 PM #11:	RedJackson posted... Let's just say I wished I had a well greased chamber --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:945480513] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>RedJackson posted... </cite> <quote></quote>Let's just say I wished I had a well greased chamber </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 10/05/20 1:56:19 PM #12:	Two and a half more hours until ass relief --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:945484583] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>Two and a half more hours until ass relief </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 10/05/20 2:04:07 PM #13:	Touch posted... Patron, vodka, crown royal apple, jaeger Ya, RIP your ass. Don't push too hard. Eat lentil soup tonight. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:945484869] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>Touch posted...</cite> <quote>Patron, vodka, crown royal apple, jaeger</quote> Ya, RIP your ass. Don't push too hard. Eat lentil soup tonight.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 10/06/20 12:10:18 AM #14:	Butthole still in pain. Hope it heals up in the morning by the time I go to work. Also I got a cold sore on my lip today so fuck me --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:945508120] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>Butthole still in pain. Hope it heals up in the morning by the time I go to work. Also I got a cold sore on my lip today so fuck me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BobanMarjanovic 10/06/20 12:11:31 AM #15:	Why does liquor mess up your ass? --- Chief Keef is the best rapper of all time. <cite>BobanMarjanovic posted [p:945508148] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>Why does liquor mess up your ass? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 10/06/20 12:16:38 AM #16:	hydrate, wipe gently, and stretch (srs) --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:945508275] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>hydrate, wipe gently, and stretch (srs) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 10/06/20 12:17:05 AM #17:	BobanMarjanovic posted... Why does liquor mess up your ass? It was more the liquor/hangover had me pooping all day. Idk why but I tend to poop my liquor out instead of trying to throw it up --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:945508288] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>BobanMarjanovic posted... </cite> <quote>Why does liquor mess up your ass?</quote>It was more the liquor/hangover had me pooping all day. Idk why but I tend to poop my liquor out instead of trying to throw it up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 10/06/20 12:25:39 AM #18:	berlyman101 posted... hydrate, wipe gently, and stretch (srs) I've been doing the first two. Any good butthole stretching exercises? --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:945508515] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>berlyman101 posted... </cite> <quote>hydrate, wipe gently, and stretch (srs)</quote>I've been doing the first two. Any good butthole stretching exercises? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 10/06/20 12:36:12 AM #19:	Touch posted... I've been doing the first two. Any good butthole stretching exercises? https://youtu.be/ydqL6Tiq9yg https://youtu.be/yfswfLuW_tI --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:945508780] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>Touch posted... </cite> <quote>I've been doing the first two. Any good butthole stretching exercises?</quote> https://youtu.be/ydqL6Tiq9yg https://youtu.be/yfswfLuW_tI </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 10/06/20 12:37:32 AM #20:	You should get some Preparation H wet wipes, those are amazing. <cite>bknight posted [p:945508811] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>You should get some Preparation H wet wipes, those are amazing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 10/06/20 12:38:29 AM #21:	bknight posted... You should get some Preparation H wet wipes, those are amazing. Hmmm. I'll look into em if this persists. berlyman101 posted... https://youtu.be/ydqL6Tiq9yg https://youtu.be/yfswfLuW_tI Thanks fam. --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:945508841] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>bknight posted... </cite> <quote>You should get some Preparation H wet wipes, those are amazing.</quote>Hmmm. I'll look into em if this persists. berlyman101 posted... </cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/ydqL6Tiq9yg https://youtu.be/yfswfLuW_tI</quote>Thanks fam. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 10/06/20 12:41:25 AM #22:	berlyman101 posted... https://youtu.be/ydqL6Tiq9yg This video is taken from the wrong angle. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:945508929] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>berlyman101 posted... </cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/ydqL6Tiq9yg </quote> This video is taken from the wrong angle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 10/06/20 11:56:19 AM #23:	Butthole hurts but not as much as yesterday. Keep my butthole in your thoughts and prayers please. --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:945521753] in My butthol... [t:79020934]...</cite> <quote>Butthole hurts but not as much as yesterday. Keep my butthole in your thoughts and prayers please. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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