Poll of the Day > I've done it. I've become a drunken stereotype.

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GunslingerGunsl
10/04/20 3:05:55 PM
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I got drunk and fell into a cactus last night. My girlfriend just finished picking thorns out of my butt. Anyone else have any amusing drunk stories?
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FatalAccident
10/04/20 3:08:56 PM
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Hi Chris

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GunslingerGunsl
10/04/20 3:18:57 PM
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Hi Fatal. How have you been?
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blu
10/04/20 3:26:01 PM
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I've only been like really drunk once. I decided it was okay to just sleep on the grass outside of a nice-ish Brazilian restaurant and eventually friend found me and ubered home with me then went back to the bar.
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Jen0125
10/04/20 3:31:00 PM
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No comment

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wwinterj25
10/04/20 3:37:02 PM
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GunslingerGunsl posted...
Anyone else have any amusing drunk stories?

Not really but....

  • Danced in a dance cage in a gay bar (no audience)
  • Sang karaoke with a gay bloke
  • In my teens I talked and shared beer with hookers. I couldn't afford them but them seemed nice.
That's about as exciting as it gets as when drunk I'm still aware of what I'm doing and just sit, drink and talk most the time.

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Metalsonic66
10/04/20 5:54:33 PM
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I once woke up at my friend's house with all my clothes covered in vomit.

I just hope it was MY vomit.

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