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Lairen
10/04/20 12:05:01 PM
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Homelander to Butcher: "I went 3 hours with your wife and she got off 3 times."

Sex scene with Stillwater: Homelander lasts seconds if not a minute.

Me: ??????????

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The Trent
10/04/20 12:08:48 PM
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stillwater is hotter than butcher's wife

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Lairen
10/04/20 3:21:49 PM
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Does that mean it takes him an hour to get a girl off??

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UnfairRepresent
10/04/20 3:22:52 PM
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Or he was lying
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CommonJoe
10/04/20 3:25:43 PM
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just an fyi for those who havent had sex before but you can keep going as a guy even if youve already came once.

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Lairen
10/04/20 3:32:16 PM
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CommonJoe posted...
just an fyi for those who havent had sex before but you can keep going as a guy even if youve already came once.

If a guy comes upon entry, hes not going 3 hours.....

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CommonJoe
10/04/20 3:33:42 PM
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Lairen posted...
If a guy comes upon entry, hes not going 3 hours.....

Yeah so again for those who havent had sex before this is more than possible. Learn about how your bodies actually work.

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Doom_Art
10/04/20 3:35:45 PM
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See now he lasts like a minute with Stillwell but *S2 spoilers* he has no issues when he's fucking Stormfront so I don't know.

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CommonJoe
10/04/20 3:37:43 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
See now he lasts like a minute with Stillwell but *S2 spoilers* he has no issues when he's fucking Stormfront so I don't know.

Its likely a fetish thing. Its a lot easier to not last long against something you have an intense fetish for versus conventional sex ala Stormfront and Becca.

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Lairen
10/04/20 3:39:56 PM
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CommonJoe posted...
Yeah so again for those who havent had sex before this is more than possible. Learn about how your bodies actually work.

If you come on entry, youre trash at sex and he knew to apologize a lot as he was clearly done.

Youre really defensive about this.

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CommonJoe
10/04/20 3:43:02 PM
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Lairen posted...
If you come on entry, youre trash at sex and he knew to apologize a lot as he was clearly done.

Youre really defensive about this.

And, again, nothing is stopping him from continuing to fuck despite that.

If you seriously think guys cant continue after that then holy shit do I pity the poor people that have to put up with your ignorant selfish ass.

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Lairen
10/04/20 3:46:47 PM
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CommonJoe posted...
And, again, nothing is stopping him from continuing to fuck despite that.

If you seriously think guys cant continue after that then holy shit do I pity the poor people that have to put up with your ignorant selfish ass.

Its weird how im talking about a amazon prime show character yet youre taking it as if im talking about you.

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CommonJoe
10/04/20 3:52:25 PM
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Lairen posted...
Its weird how im talking about a netflix show character yet youre taking it as if im talking about you.

I like how you're trying to manipulate my concern for your own ignorance (you wont even acknowledge it guy) into some kind of offense on my part.

For one, I have the opposite problem, and for two, even if I did have that issue, it wouldn't matter because Im not a selfish asshole who thinks sensitivity is a matter of being "good" at sex.

Being good at sex is satisfying your partner regardless of whether you've finished or not. Guys absolutely can keep going after they've finished even if theyre that sensitive and in general its a good idea to do so if you are because you'll last far longer the second time.

I mean shit ever heard the idiom about rubbing the easy one out? God damn if TC is over 18 ill eat my shorts. (Inb4 im totally 27 hurr)

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GiftedACIII
10/04/20 3:54:23 PM
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Maybe he was just pent up with Stillwell
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CanuckCowboy
10/04/20 3:56:45 PM
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CommonJoe posted...
Its likely a fetish thing. Its a lot easier to not last long against something you have an intense fetish for versus conventional sex ala Stormfront and Becca.

Conventional?

he crushed a dudes head while they banged. What kinda kinky stuff are you into? Lol

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slmcknett
10/04/20 3:58:33 PM
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Homelander was probably lying just to piss off Butcher.

Ya'll are looking into this way too deeply.

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EzeDoesIt
10/04/20 4:01:01 PM
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CommonJoe posted...
Its likely a fetish thing. Its a lot easier to not last long against something you have an intense fetish for versus conventional sex ala Stormfront and Becca.

Yeah, its this.

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EzeDoesIt
10/04/20 4:01:56 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Conventional?

he crushed a dudes head while they banged. What kinda kinky stuff are you into? Lol

True but his relationship with Stillwell was a very bizarre Mommy kind of thing.

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Lairen
10/04/20 4:03:54 PM
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CommonJoe posted...
I like how you're trying to manipulate my concern for your own ignorance (you wont even acknowledge it guy) into some kind of offense on my part.

For one, I have the opposite problem, and for two, even if I did have that issue, it wouldn't matter because Im not a selfish asshole who thinks sensitivity is a matter of being "good" at sex.

Being good at sex is satisfying your partner regardless of whether you've finished or not. Guys absolutely can keep going after they've finished even if theyre that sensitive and in general its a good idea to do so if you are because you'll last far longer the second time.

I mean shit ever heard the idiom about rubbing the easy one out? God damn if TC is over 18 ill eat my shorts. (Inb4 im totally 27 hurr)

Its ok, im sure everyone was confident that youre amazing at sex and it was very important for you to inject your securities in a topic about Homelander getting off in seconds.

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CommonJoe
10/04/20 4:04:57 PM
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Lairen posted...
Its ok, im sure everyone was confident that youre amazing at sex and it was very important for you to inject your securities in a topic about Homelander getting off in seconds.

I think thou thoth protest too much

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