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Stallion_Prime
09/26/20 11:04:03 PM
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these controls on the joycon are sooo bad. i cant even sneak on the plants because the stics are so damn sensitive. if you push just even a little too hard you bust into a full sprint. thes controls are uuuughhhh

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Jabodie
09/26/20 11:08:44 PM
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As somebody who has an N64 hooked up to a crt... the controls are definitely a lot worse lol. Still playable for me though.

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Stallion_Prime
09/26/20 11:12:21 PM
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I cant even cross narrow bridges without falling off. This blows man. I cant stomach this

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Irony
09/26/20 11:14:28 PM
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Imagine using joycons

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Stallion_Prime
09/26/20 11:15:20 PM
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Why the fuck does mario slide everywhere? I have like zero momentum yet im sliding like im on ice. Sonic adventure controls better than this shit and that game is ass

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NoMeLx22x
09/26/20 11:15:36 PM
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My girlfriend has been playing this and won't stop complaining about the controls.

I told her they were originally really bad so at least they kept the same spirit.

But is there really no fix for it? She's only playing handheld does it get better with a controller?

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__aCEr__
09/26/20 11:15:47 PM
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Yeah with how frustrating I'm finding both the controls and the camera, I think I'm just gonna get enough stars to beat the game and then call it on this one. Great game back in the day but I am just not having any fun with it in 2020.

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Kisai
09/26/20 11:17:01 PM
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Stallion_Prime posted...
these controls on the joycon are sooo bad. i cant even sneak on the plants because the stics are so damn sensitive. if you push just even a little too hard you bust into a full sprint. thes controls are uuuughhhh
On the Wii, I had a Classic Controller that basically did this. Try to push it a little, and it went into a full on sprint. GameCube controller worked a little better though. Maybe try a different controller, like a Pro Controller?

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ultimate reaver
09/26/20 11:18:06 PM
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listening to people complain about SM64's controls always makes me feel good for being so great at it

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Jabodie
09/26/20 11:20:00 PM
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Kisai posted...
On the Wii, I had a Classic Controller that basically did this. Try to push it a little, and it went into a full on sprint. GameCube controller worked a little better though. Maybe try a different controller, like a Pro Controller?
Pro is still no N64 stick. A fresh N64 analog stick with the original game allows for pretty fine control of Mario's speed. Pro has the same "compressed" range of speeds, although joy cons are worse.

I'm also fairly certain there's a few frames of input delay, and the game wasn't built with that in mind (unlike modern games which pretty much expect some delay from your display).

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Alteres
09/26/20 11:29:10 PM
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I've been playing handheld and not really had any problems, even on wall kick will work where you have to cross the ice bridge with the fucked off camera I just went slooooow.

It is pretty touchy, only thing that bothers me is the damn cannons... have to readjust like five times if I want to shoot on to a pole to grab it.

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Stallion_Prime
09/26/20 11:38:20 PM
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To mariosunshine it is. This game isnt worth the hassle

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The Popo
09/26/20 11:49:35 PM
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I just beat it with 120 stars in a few days. The game is a lot easier than I remembered. Had to get used to treating the right analog like C buttons, rather than modern games that allow you to move the camera exactly as you please.

My biggest issue going back to it was that exiting a level takes you back to the castle lobby, and that the damn fly and get 8 red coins level on the top floor would bring you outside the castle if you failed. Took me a few tries to beat it (flying in that game isnt my strong point), and every time Id fail, it would take over a minute just to get back to it.

I remembered having a lot more trouble on the Tick Tock Clock and Rainbow Ride in the past. Also, finding the 8th red coin on Cool Cool Mountain was a pain in the ass.

Still a very fun game, IMO.

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Stallion_Prime
09/26/20 11:50:36 PM
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Damn sunshine feels so much better. Is this another collectathon?

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Proto_Spark
09/26/20 11:53:58 PM
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When I got 3D All stars I played Sunshine first because everyone acted like it was the bad one, but it was the one I'm nostalgic for, so the other ones should be good too right? These ****y 64 controls made me put it down after like 10 minutes.

I'm sure Galaxy will control okay, but still, 64 kind of sucks.
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I don't think it plays any better with a Pro Controller tbh.
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KStateKing17
09/26/20 11:55:03 PM
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I've been playing it on the wii u with the pro controller. It doesn't seem too bad on there. Is there a big difference?

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Stallion_Prime
09/27/20 12:28:55 AM
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Proto_Spark posted...
When I got 3D All stars I played Sunshine first because everyone acted like it was the bad one, but it was the one I'm nostalgic for, so the other ones should be good too right? These ****y 64 controls made me put it down after like 10 minutes.

I'm sure Galaxy will control okay, but still, 64 kind of sucks.

I don't think it plays any better with a Pro Controller tbh.

Yea its aged terribly

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Murphiroth
09/27/20 12:29:59 AM
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Kind of sounds like you're just bad at it.

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jsb0714
09/27/20 12:34:18 AM
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Yeah, TC just stinks at the game.
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Stallion_Prime
09/27/20 12:36:03 AM
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Jabodie
09/27/20 12:44:56 AM
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It has less to do with aging and more to do with the fact that the control is simply worse in this version.

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Cleo_II
09/27/20 12:49:39 AM
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Yeah joycons are terrible. I mostly stuck with my pro controller. Its better but not much.
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Lyrica
09/27/20 12:51:16 AM
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Just crawl past the plants. I agree the controls are horrible though. The camera is even worse.
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Guide
09/27/20 12:51:30 AM
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I'm not getting a switch until they fix the joycons.

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AlCalavicci
09/27/20 12:54:29 AM
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This is a git gud if I've ever seen one

I grew up playing Mario 64

Playing on All stars 3D now and at 106 stars as we speak

Love it

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Christian RULES
09/27/20 1:00:08 AM
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I got all 120 stars but yeah, 80% of my deaths were at the fault of the game's appalling camera work. There's one star at the Wet Dry World where you had to cross a long narrow plank with two electro balls. It took me literally 10 minutes and many falls to finally cross the plank because of the camera

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Smashingpmkns
09/27/20 1:02:03 AM
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Beat Mario 64 the other day. The controls are really bad on the Switch unfortunately but you get used to it. The sensitivity is nuts.
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davyheinz
09/27/20 1:06:33 AM
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Uh... whats the deal with the plants? I just run and dive at them or do a slide attack. The controls are problematic but you should probably just kick the plants asses.

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ledbowman
09/27/20 1:18:41 AM
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AlCalavicci posted...
This is a git gud if I've ever seen one

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Polycosm
09/27/20 1:21:22 AM
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Pretty much all modern joystick controls are like this and it baffles me. 1% of the stick is walk, 99% is run. Or they don't use analogue input at all and make you hold another button to run. WHY.

It still plays fine with an N64 controller.

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nfearurspecimn
09/27/20 1:22:09 AM
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I believe you. Lol at people defending shitty controls with "get gud". Get outta here.

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Stallion_Prime
09/27/20 5:35:32 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
I believe you. Lol at people defending shitty controls with "get gud". Get outta here.

its all they have in life.

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voldothegr8
09/27/20 5:54:30 PM
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I ripped through the game with the pro controller, the controls aren't any different from N64 imo. Just a stick instead of c-buttons.
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