Current Events > I'm sorry but Joe Biden butchering the Pledge of Allegiance is hilarious

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""I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation, indivisible, under God, for real."

LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9GPD-0aMVQ&ab_channel=DonaldJTrump

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You realize this cherrypicked clip was of Biden using the words of the pledge to make his point, right?

Never gets old. lmao!

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Is that whats happening? Its almost as if its edited with as minimal context as possible.

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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...

Is that whats happening? Its almost as if its edited with as minimal context as possible.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/22/politics/fact-check-biden-pledge-of-allegiance/index.html

The chuds fell for fake news. Whole clip in context is there

Rathinor posted...

You realize this cherrypicked clip was of Biden using the words of the pledge to make his point, right?

It's funnier without that commentary

Jerry_Hellyeah posted...

Is that whats happening? Its almost as if its edited with as minimal context as possible.

Every single "zomg Biden is dementia!111" twitter clip is like that.
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if this was trump people would be saying its evidence he doesn't know the pledge. nobody would be crying for context

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The context:

"Think about what he's saying," Biden said. "He's saying if you live in a state like Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, states with Democratic governors, you're not his problem. He has no obligation to you. He's not responsible for you as President, your family or your well-being. I don't see the presidency that way. I don't pledge allegiance to red states of America or blue states of America. I pledge allegiance to the United States of America. One nation, indivisible, under God. For real. I'm running as a proud Democrat, but I'm not going to govern as a Democratic president: I'm going to govern as president."

Pkmas1702 posted...

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you fell for fake news, buddy. How often does that happen?

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Not watching something from trump's channel. Be better tc

ledbowman posted...

if this was trump people would be saying its evidence he doesn't know the pledge. nobody would be crying for context

Conversation 1 (December 2019):

"I never understood wind. You know, I know windmills very much. Theyre noisy. They kill the birds. You want to see a bird graveyard? Go under a windmill someday. Youll see more birds than youve ever seen in your life. [...] Theyre made in China and Germany mostly. But theyre manufactured tremendous, if youre into this, tremendous fumes. Gases are spewing into the atmosphere. You know we have a world, right? So the world is tiny compared to the universe. So tremendous, tremendous amount of fumes and everything. You talk about the carbon footprint, fumes are spewing into the air, right? Spewing. Whether its in China, Germany, its going into the air. Its our air, their air, everything, right?" - Donald Trump

"Ive seen the most beautiful fields, farms, fields most gorgeous things youve ever seen, and then you have these ugly things going up. And sometimes theyre made by different companies. You know, Im like a perfectionist; I really built good stuff. And so youll see like a few windmills made by one company: General Electric. And then youll see a few made by Siemens, and youll see a few made by some other guy that doesnt have 10 cents, so it looks like a so you see all these windows, theyre all different shades of colour. Theyre like sort of white, but one is like an orange-white. Its my favourite colour: orange." - Donald Trump

Conversation 2 (April 2019):

"I hope they now go and take a look at the oranges, the oranges of the investigation, the beginnings of that investigation. [...] The Mueller report I wished covered the oranges, how it started, the beginnings of the investigation, how it started. It didnt cover that, and for some reason none of that was discussed." - Donald Trump

My father is German, right? Was German, and born in a very wonderful place in Germany, so I have a great feeling for Germany." - Donald Trump, whose father, Fred Trump, was born in the US and lived there his entire life.

"If you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house just went down 75 per cent in value. And they say the noise causes cancer. You tell me that one, OK?" - Donald Trump

Conversation 3 (June 2020):

In response to a question of "what is one of your top priority items for your second term?" from Sean Hannity.

Well, one of the things that will be really great, you know, the word experience is still good. I always say talent is more important than experience. Ive always said that. But the word experience is a very important word. Its an, a very important meaning. I never did this before. I never slept over in Washington. I was in Washington, I think, 17 times. All of a sudden, Im president of the United States. You know the story. Im riding down Pennsylvania Avenue with our first lady and I say, This is great'. But I didnt know very many people in Washington, it wasnt my thing. I was from Manhattan, from New York. Now, I know everybody, and I have great people in the administration. You make some mistakes. Like, you know, an idiot like Bolton. The only thing he wanted to do was drop bombs on everybody. You dont have to drop bombs on everybody. You dont have to kill people. - Donald Trump

Conversation 4 (July 2016):

"Look, having nuclear my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart you know, if youre a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say Im one of the smartest people anywhere in the world its true! but when youre a conservative Republican they try oh, do they do a number thats why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because were a little disadvantaged but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me it would have been so easy, and its not as important as these lives are nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of whats going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? but when you look at whats going on with the four prisoners now it used to be three, now its four but when it was three and even now, I would have said its all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they dont, they havent figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, its gonna take them about another 150 years but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible." - Donald Trump

Conversation 5 (September 2020):

"Well look, Brian, you have forests all over the world. You dont have fires like you do in California, you know. In Europe, they have forest cities. You look at you look at countries Austria. You look at so many countries, they live in the forest. Theyre considered forest cities so many of them. And they dont have fires like this and they have more explosive trees. They have trees that will catch easier. But they maintain their fire. They have an expression, they thin the fuel. The fuel is whats on the ground the leaves." - Donald Trump
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where does it talk about the pledge in there

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ledbowman posted...

if this was trump people would be saying its evidence he doesn't know the pledge. nobody would be crying for context

@ledbowman The difference is, the ONLY way you can make Biden look foolish is cherrypicked gaffes and clipped speeches. Meanwhile, as Heineken14 shows, you can post the entirety of a Trump speech and he looks like a fucking moron

Rathinor posted...

@ledbowman The difference is, the ONLY way you can make Biden look foolish is cherrypicked gaffes and clipped speeches. Meanwhile, as Heineken14 shows, you can post the entirety of a Trump speech and he looks like a fucking moron

ok. doesn't change what i said

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ledbowman posted...

where does it talk about the pledge in there

"Think about what he's saying," Biden said. "He's saying if you live in a state like Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, states with Democratic governors, you're not his problem. He has no obligation to you. He's not responsible for you as President, your family or your well-being. I don't see the presidency that way. I don't pledge allegiance to red states of America or blue states of America. I pledge allegiance to the United States of America. One nation, indivisible, under God. For real. I'm running as a proud Democrat, but I'm not going to govern as a Democratic president: I'm going to govern as president."

I bolded the part this clip cherrypicked

You dont need cherry picked stuff to make Biden look ridiculous, but its incredibly funny that conservatives are falling for the thing theyve been accusing everyone of for four years

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ultimate reaver posted...

You dont need cherry picked stuff to make Biden look ridiculous, but its incredibly funny that conservatives are falling for the thing theyve been accusing everyone of for four years

Right wing projection is a helluva drug.
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Rathinor posted...

"Think about what he's saying," Biden said. "He's saying if you live in a state like Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, states with Democratic governors, you're not his problem. He has no obligation to you. He's not responsible for you as President, your family or your well-being. I don't see the presidency that way. I don't pledge allegiance to red states of America or blue states of America. I pledge allegiance to the United States of America. One nation, indivisible, under God. For real. I'm running as a proud Democrat, but I'm not going to govern as a Democratic president: I'm going to govern as president."

I bolded the part this clip cherrypicked

i didn't ask for this

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"Haha we made Biden look dumb", said the Trump supporters

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I can't be the only one who thinks this is a vastly improved version of the pledge, right?

"I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation, indivisible, under God, for real."

+ Covers all the relevant points
+ Is like 1/3 as long
+ Finishes with a strong exclamation (FOR REAL!)

ledbowman posted...

i didn't ask for this

ledbowman posted...

where does it talk about the pledge in there

You literally asked for that

Rathinor posted...

You literally asked for that

in post 13. you're out of your element

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we should unironically add "for real" to the end of the pledge of allegiance


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