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weekoldhotdog 09/19/20 4:44:01 PM #1: |
Wanting to start a new religion. I'm thinking I'm going to be a Prophet, probably going to be a Messiah of some sorts. I'm thinking God will talk to me while I'm stoned one day and tell me that I'm part of the 77th Regiment of Angel Purifiers. Need to wrap that into hotdogs somehow. Anyways, when I sober up, I'm a prophet. Next, I need a place to build my temple. I was thinking Florida cuz Disney Land is near by and I like Mari Lago. So Florida.
Then I need people to bring to a flock. So I need to convince a couple hundred people that I'm the real deal. Need a good suit, tie, and haircut. Need to get some speech training in so that I can excite these people and get them on board with me. Now most religions, at this point, as for donations. Instead, I'm going to ask everyone to show their commitment to my cause by walking up to the White House and throwing their left shoe over the fence and into the back yard of the White House. Then, everyone has to run, like we're in trouble. We meet back in Florida and have a wiener roast. Can anyone help me make this happen? Also, how to notify government that we are a religious group and NOT a cult? --- Y helo thar buttsecks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 09/19/20 4:45:27 PM #2: |
Why not throw weiners instead of shoes
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weekoldhotdog 09/19/20 4:46:21 PM #3: |
Smackems posted...
Why not throw weiners instead of shoes In time, we will be back. And with Weiners. --- Y helo thar buttsecks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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weekoldhotdog 09/19/20 4:54:09 PM #4: |
Guys, not asking you to JOIN the religion, just asking how to MAKE one. jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze
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Smackems 09/19/20 5:47:40 PM #5: |
I'm trying but you don't wanna throw weiners. I don't see how we can be Weinerism without weiner tossing
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PMarth2002 09/19/20 5:53:50 PM #6: |
John oliver has a segment on last week tonight where he goes over the requirements for religious tax exempt status for an organization.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1xJAVZxXg Its like 14 or 15 minutes into it. --- You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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