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Shotgunnova 09/15/20 11:38:41 PM #1: |
lol
Xena is funnier than I remember. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 09/17/20 12:08:45 AM #2: |
Crossover episode with Hercules and Iolaus!
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Shotgunnova 09/17/20 2:43:37 AM #3: |
Salmoneus! Love this guy. He's like Guy Fieri after you take away his Everstone.
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Shotgunnova 09/17/20 8:45:59 PM #4: |
Bruce Campbell is a delight.
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SocksForWokMAX3 09/17/20 8:57:29 PM #5: |
Lol
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Zikten 09/17/20 9:28:58 PM #6: |
Xena was such a good show
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Shotgunnova 09/17/20 9:51:35 PM #7: |
Zikten posted...
Xena was such a good showAnd you can binge-watch it for free on SyFy! --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DigitalCamera 09/17/20 9:52:56 PM #8: |
Man, I want to watch it, but I don't want it to taint my memory of it. I do like how many times Lucy Lawless gets naked in Spartacus.
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Shotgunnova 09/17/20 10:00:40 PM #9: |
Been a long time since I watched Spartacus. I started watching on a whim, but Lucy was pretty good in it.
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Shotgunnova 09/18/20 5:57:34 AM #10: |
This episode had a human woman getting a Caesarian to birth a baby centaur. A lot of things about Xena are still pretty decent twenty-plus years later, but man, these wonky-ass CGI effects really date it. I remember feeling this way watching old X-Files episodes, too.
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DeadBankerDream 09/18/20 5:59:37 AM #11: |
Joooooooooooooooooooooooxer!
Joxer the Mighty! --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 09/18/20 6:01:53 AM #12: |
I started S2 a little while ago and there's only been one Joxer episode, haha. Since Xena is a Hercules spinoff, and I haven't watched through Herc in a billion years, I wasn't sure if it was a "Xena knows Joxer" episode or a true debut. Gabrielle beat the crap out of him over and over, though, so it was pretty enjoyable. He's no Salmoneus, though.
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MabusIncarnate 09/18/20 6:28:45 AM #13: |
I watched more Hercules and Xena growing up than I care to admit
Gabrielle was my queen I wanted to make a sex joke about the topic title but refrained Praise the nostalgia --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 09/18/20 7:30:11 PM #14: |
lmao, these random bandits in S2E2 are dressed like Power Ranger putties. Their armor looks like those pieces of crap we all thought the Nilfgaardians would wear in the Witcher series.
MabusIncarnate posted... I watched more Hercules and Xena growing up than I care to admitGabby was annoying at first, but she's grown on me. I kinda wish I'd started watching Hercules' series first, though. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 09/19/20 5:24:59 AM #15: |
Huh, I didn't remember so many Biblical stories in Xena. They already found the Ark of the Covenant and now Xena's old friend is Goliath, lmao.
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Shablagoo 09/19/20 5:29:46 AM #16: |
DigitalCamera posted...
I do like how many times Lucy Lawless gets naked in Spartacus. Just looked that up dang, she had nice nipples. --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 09/19/20 5:52:25 AM #17: |
lmao, Goliath showed up to the battle with a helmet.
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Shotgunnova 09/19/20 6:43:48 AM #18: |
*giant flying winged skeleton demon suddenly appears*
Xena: it's a dryad!!!! I'm calling shenanigans on that one. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 09/19/20 7:10:15 PM #19: |
Joxer: Xena has a thing for me. Don't worry, I'm prepared to do the honorable thing.
Gabrielle: Leave? Joxe: Marry her! We'll be just like a father and mother to you. Gabrielle: GUARDS, LET ME OUT OF HERE lmao This comedy episode is gold. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 09/19/20 7:18:51 PM #20: |
Fake Xena: my father died in childbirth
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Shotgunnova 09/20/20 12:55:24 AM #21: |
Xena throwing marbles and candy canes is definitely the series nadir up to this point.
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Shotgunnova 09/20/20 2:09:05 AM #22: |
Okay, Xena is in a beauty pageant now. This season has been a bit up and down so far, and we've already done Christmas carols, an Indiana Jones parody, and now this. Comedy episodes are supposed to be a fun change of pace, not the new normal.
At least Salmoneus is here to make everything better. EDIT: Huh, the pageant has a transperson in it and it's promoting acceptance and stuff. Didn't expect that from an apparent throwaway episode. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 09/20/20 7:27:14 AM #23: |
lmao
S2E16 had about fifteen straight minutes of Joxer under Aphrodite's spell, soloing a hundred soldiers like old-school Errol Flynn action. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 09/21/20 6:39:01 AM #24: |
Up to S3 now. I hope this one isn't as silly as the previous, but Xena is already doing Looney Tune sound effects, so it doesn't bode well.
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Shotgunnova 09/21/20 8:13:32 AM #25: |
This ep where Xena is doing her version of Groundhog Day is pretty good. She gets so annoyed at reliving the day, she just straight up murders Joxer with a chakram. Sure, that outcome's later erased, but it's still pretty funny.
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DeadBankerDream 09/21/20 8:29:17 AM #26: |
Are chakrams even a Greek thing? Isn't it from somewhere in Asia? How did she learn it?
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Shotgunnova 09/21/20 10:15:04 AM #27: |
Hmm, not sure where she picked it up. She's shown she's travelled all over and learned different things from people she's met along the way, like the African slave who taught her those pressure point techniques. She was just in Britain in the last episode, where Gabby
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Shotgunnova 09/21/20 11:42:43 AM #28: |
lmao
This Chinese chick did a DBZ ki blast on Xena. It'd be pretty dumb, but Gabrielle --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 09/22/20 11:00:23 AM #29: |
Joxer the Tidy
Always plays inside-y Doesn't hurt the other boys Even when they take his toys! This ep with Joxer's evil twin is great. Weird that they're doing another "Xena has a fourth lookalike!" episode right after this, though. They're really mining that doppelganger territory. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 09/23/20 8:28:39 AM #30: |
Damn, Gabrielle
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Shotgunnova 09/23/20 11:05:51 AM #31: |
Okay, we're on a musical episode now. I usually hate these -- maybe even more than pointless comedy episodes -- but then they had to go throw this catchy-ass song in there.
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Shotgunnova 09/25/20 1:58:49 AM #32: |
Up to S320. Back-to-back Bruce Campbell eps? Yes, please!
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Shotgunnova 09/25/20 5:26:53 AM #33: |
Ares: Congratulations, Gabrielle.
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Notti 09/27/20 6:54:12 AM #34: |
DeadBankerDream posted...
Joooooooooooooooooooooooxer! Love lots of Xena's side characters, but Joxer will always have a special place in my heart --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 09/27/20 6:59:14 AM #35: |
I like episodes where Xena and Caesar face off.
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Shotgunnova 09/27/20 11:07:05 AM #36: |
The Footloose parody was actually semi-decent since Autolycus dressed up as this silly preacher guy the whole time.
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Shotgunnova 09/27/20 4:08:14 PM #37: |
Did they retcon how Xena
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Shotgunnova 09/28/20 6:01:40 PM #38: |
The ep where Xena rescues a girl kidnapped by murderous tribesman ended with her being with both families? My, what a happy ending.
Disco Joxer was great, though. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 09/29/20 1:28:48 PM #39: |
Lassie!!!
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Shotgunnova 09/30/20 11:05:02 AM #40: |
Xena got hit in the head with her own chakram. I can't believe that the first time it's happened in four seasons.
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Shotgunnova 09/30/20 7:25:39 PM #41: |
Damn, how many episodes in India are we doing? It's nice as a diversion, but the mysticism stuff isn't as good as Ares coming down and scheming or something. I'm also a little curious why Hera hasn't been showing up in this series -- I think there was one mention of her in 80 episodes. I know it's Hercules' thing, but she's got her fingers in plenty of wicked pies, I'm sure.
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Shotgunnova 09/30/20 8:37:42 PM #42: |
Gabrielle threw away her staff and is trying to be an avowed pacifist? That just sets up constant "Gabrielle is kidnapped" subplots and we've had nine million of those so far. I bet she gets her staff back by the time this India arc is over.
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Shotgunnova 10/01/20 10:55:47 AM #43: |
The episode parodying The Producers was pretty good. Gabrielle was trying to center her muse and not add in frivolous crowd-pleasing elements, then went to Sophocles' play and saw it had babes, blood and gore.
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