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The_Creep_2020 09/09/20 6:04:32 AM #1:	The main bedroom smells like a freaking compost heap. Weve pulled the whole room apart and still cant find it. This is almost as bad as when he hid a freaking milkshake under his bed. --- Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. The only referent which still functions is that of the silent majority. <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:944387913] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>The main bedroom smells like a freaking compost heap. Weve pulled the whole room apart and still cant find it. This is almost as bad as when he hid a freaking milkshake under his bed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GentlemanGamer 09/09/20 6:05:10 AM #2:	maybe stop giving him apples if he just keeps half eating them and then hiding them? <cite>GentlemanGamer posted [p:944387917] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>maybe stop giving him apples if he just keeps half eating them and then hiding them? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 09/09/20 6:21:45 AM #3:	Protip #267 If the offspring is hiding half eaten apples, give said offspring half an apple to eat --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:944388129] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>Protip #267 If the offspring is hiding half eaten apples, give said offspring half an apple to eat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lonestar2000 09/09/20 6:23:40 AM #4:	No one cares breeder. --- Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachToadDickTrump <cite>Lonestar2000 posted [p:944388167] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>No one cares breeder. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bluebomber182 09/09/20 6:26:41 AM #5:	check the air vents. he probably hid it in there --- Not changing this sig until Big E or Xavier Woods turn heel and attack Kofi Started 4/14/19 <cite>Bluebomber182 posted [p:944388212] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>check the air vents. he probably hid it in there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 09/09/20 6:31:04 AM #6:	My him eat at the table. He can eat no place else. --- NO I don't support Trump Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:944388272] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>My him eat at the table. He can eat no place else. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 09/09/20 7:56:13 AM #7:	GentlemanGamer posted... maybe stop giving him apples if he just keeps half eating them and then hiding them? Should we ban him from eating any and all food? Lonestar2000 posted... No one cares breeder. Plrrrrbbt. cjsdowg posted... My him eat at the table. He can eat no place else. This is an apple he stole from the fridge. Thus I think most of why he hid it --- Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. The only referent which still functions is that of the silent majority. <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:944389465] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>GentlemanGamer posted... </cite> <quote>maybe stop giving him apples if he just keeps half eating them and then hiding them?</quote>Should we ban him from eating any and all food? Lonestar2000 posted... </cite> <quote>No one cares breeder.</quote>Plrrrrbbt. cjsdowg posted... </cite> <quote>My him eat at the table. He can eat no place else.</quote> This is an apple he stole from the fridge. Thus I think most of why he hid it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GentlemanGamer 09/09/20 7:57:53 AM #8:	Why would you immediately go to banning any and all food at the suggestion that you stop giving them the literal only problem food mentioned? <cite>GentlemanGamer posted [p:944389494] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>Why would you immediately go to banning any and all food at the suggestion that you stop giving them the literal only problem food mentioned? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 09/09/20 7:58:48 AM #9:	Well, he does it with pretty much everything. Chicken nuggets tend to be hidden in shoes, for some reasob --- Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. The only referent which still functions is that of the silent majority. <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:944389510] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>Well, he does it with pretty much everything. Chicken nuggets tend to be hidden in shoes, for some reasob </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weekoldhotdog 09/09/20 7:59:41 AM #10:	The_Creep_2020 posted... Should we ban him from eating any and all food? Plrrrrbbt. This is an apple he stole from the fridge. Thus I think most of why he hid it Careful with the line of thought when you say "stole" from the fridge. I know what you mean to say, it's a pretty old fashioned saying, but DHS jumps to all kinds of conclusions when you word your phrase like that. For future reference. All parents should learn to rephrase taking food that wasn't given to them. --- Y helo thar buttsecks <cite>weekoldhotdog posted [p:944389529] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>The_Creep_2020 posted... </cite> <quote>Should we ban him from eating any and all food? Plrrrrbbt. This is an apple he stole from the fridge. Thus I think most of why he hid it</quote>Careful with the line of thought when you say "stole" from the fridge. I know what you mean to say, it's a pretty old fashioned saying, but DHS jumps to all kinds of conclusions when you word your phrase like that. For future reference. All parents should learn to rephrase taking food that wasn't given to them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GentlemanGamer 09/09/20 8:01:53 AM #11:	The_Creep_2020 posted... Well, he does it with pretty much everything. Chicken nuggets tend to be hidden in shoes, for some reasob Take him to a psychiatrist, he is clearly mentally ill. <cite>GentlemanGamer posted [p:944389573] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>The_Creep_2020 posted... </cite> <quote>Well, he does it with pretty much everything. Chicken nuggets tend to be hidden in shoes, for some reasob</quote> Take him to a psychiatrist, he is clearly mentally ill. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 09/09/20 8:07:19 AM #12:	Or, he could just be 3 years old. --- Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. The only referent which still functions is that of the silent majority. <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:944389677] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>Or, he could just be 3 years old. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 09/09/20 8:12:25 AM #13:	These topics make it painfully obvious who hasn't had a child or younger relative. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:944389749] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>These topics make it painfully obvious who hasn't had a child or younger relative. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StarReaper13 09/09/20 8:14:03 AM #14:	Uhh, just don't let him eat things without watching him? You know, for the entire "what if he chokes?" angle? Then if he tries to sneak shit off you should know, unless he manages to outsmart you and in that case you 100% deserve to get outplayed. --- Ignore when people say that the title length is not important, that a title should just convey what the game is about. They're just jealous theirs isn't as long <cite>StarReaper13 posted [p:944389775] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>Uhh, just don't let him eat things without watching him? You know, for the entire "what if he chokes?" angle? Then if he tries to sneak shit off you should know, unless he manages to outsmart you and in that case you 100% deserve to get outplayed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 09/09/20 8:15:55 AM #15:	I will say you should probably get a child latch/lock for the fridge. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:944389802] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>I will say you should probably get a child latch/lock for the fridge. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 09/09/20 8:19:21 AM #16:	spikethedevil posted... I will say you should probably get a child latch/lock for the fridge. This is the most constructive and realistic idea so far. --- Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. The only referent which still functions is that of the silent majority. <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:944389878] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite> <quote>I will say you should probably get a child latch/lock for the fridge.</quote>This is the most constructive and realistic idea so far. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 09/09/20 8:21:27 AM #17:	spikethedevil posted... I will say you should probably get a child latch/lock for the fridge. Maybe just a bell. Train him to get past that. No reason to not boost their thievery skills. Its your obligation as a parent to give them the tools theyll need in life. I recently had to implement an only eat at the table policy for a week. They werent cleaning up properly. Theyre better about it now. My youngest just turned five and he is also an apple fiend. And tomatoes. The kid will literally eat a bowl of tomatoes. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:944389931] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite> <quote>I will say you should probably get a child latch/lock for the fridge.</quote> Maybe just a bell. Train him to get past that. No reason to not boost their thievery skills. Its your obligation as a parent to give them the tools theyll need in life. I recently had to implement an only eat at the table policy for a week. They werent cleaning up properly. Theyre better about it now. My youngest just turned five and he is also an apple fiend. And tomatoes. The kid will literally eat a bowl of tomatoes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 09/09/20 8:23:38 AM #18:	NeoShadowhen posted... Maybe just a bell. Train him to get past that. No reason to not boost their thievery skills. Its your obligation as a parent to give them the tools theyll need in life. I recently had to implement an only eat at the table policy for a week. They werent cleaning up properly. Theyre better about it now. My youngest just turned five and he is also an apple fiend. And tomatoes. The kid will literally eat a bowl of tomatoes. Or don't teach him to be a scum bag thief. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:944389976] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>NeoShadowhen posted... </cite> <quote>Maybe just a bell. Train him to get past that. No reason to not boost their thievery skills. Its your obligation as a parent to give them the tools theyll need in life. I recently had to implement an only eat at the table policy for a week. They werent cleaning up properly. Theyre better about it now. My youngest just turned five and he is also an apple fiend. And tomatoes. The kid will literally eat a bowl of tomatoes.</quote> Or don't teach him to be a scum bag thief. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
El Mexicano Texano 09/09/20 8:25:57 AM #19:	My kid doesn't get any food at all unless I give it to him. --- Hot Girls Message Board https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1291-hot-girls <cite>El Mexicano Texano posted [p:944390034] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>My kid doesn't get any food at all unless I give it to him. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 09/09/20 8:26:11 AM #20:	TC, what you could do is get an apple slicer and just don't keep whole apples in the refrigerator. Cut them all up and store them that way. https://www.amazon.com/SAVORLIVING-Upgraded-12-Blade-Stainless-Ultra-Sharp/dp/B07K1ZM7KZ/ That's the one I have --- https://i.imgtc.com/d9Fc4Qq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/BKHTxYq.gif https://i.imgtc.com/vYYIuDx.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:944390039] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>TC, what you could do is get an apple slicer and just don't keep whole apples in the refrigerator. Cut them all up and store them that way. https://www.amazon.com/SAVORLIVING-Upgraded-12-Blade-Stainless-Ultra-Sharp/dp/B07K1ZM7KZ/ That's the one I have </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 09/09/20 8:26:55 AM #21:	spikethedevil posted... Or don't teach him to be a scum bag thief. Who the hell suggested that? Teach them to be a non-scum bag thief. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:944390052] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite> <quote>Or don't teach him to be a scum bag thief.</quote> Who the hell suggested that? Teach them to be a non-scum bag thief. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeoShadowhen 09/09/20 8:31:26 AM #23:	Crash posted... Doesn't sound like anything that a good hard smack wouldn't solve. I cant imagine smacking a three year old. Id sooner stomp on a bunny. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:944390133] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>Crash posted... </cite> <quote>Doesn't sound like anything that a good hard smack wouldn't solve.</quote> I cant imagine smacking a three year old. Id sooner stomp on a bunny. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weekoldhotdog 09/09/20 8:42:50 AM #24:	NeoShadowhen posted... I cant imagine smacking a three year old. Id sooner stomp on a bunny. You haven't lived until you've felt 2 long, fuzzy ears poking out of either side of your boot. --- Y helo thar buttsecks <cite>weekoldhotdog posted [p:944390360] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>NeoShadowhen posted... </cite> <quote>I cant imagine smacking a three year old. Id sooner stomp on a bunny.</quote> You haven't lived until you've felt 2 long, fuzzy ears poking out of either side of your boot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 09/09/20 8:44:30 AM #25:	NeoShadowhen posted... Who the hell suggested that? Teach them to be a non-scum bag thief. Doesn't exist. [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Child abuse doesn't solve anything. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:944390393] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>NeoShadowhen posted... </cite> <quote>Who the hell suggested that? Teach them to be a non-scum bag thief.</quote> Doesn't exist. <cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> Child abuse doesn't solve anything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 09/09/20 8:47:24 AM #26:	spikethedevil posted... These topics make it painfully obvious who hasn't had a child or younger relative. i haven't had either but i still don't feel the need to be an edgy douchebag ce is just really fucked up --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:944390451] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted... </cite> <quote>These topics make it painfully obvious who hasn't had a child or younger relative.</quote>i haven't had either but i still don't feel the need to be an edgy douchebag ce is just really fucked up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 09/09/20 8:48:54 AM #27:	Just teach him to be Robin Hood then. He'll either be a thief or take an interest in archery. :v --- Hello, I lack empathy. I am a certified villain who lacks basic human decency. I laugh at images of sad puppies. I eat animal crackers starting with the head. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:944390478] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>Just teach him to be Robin Hood then. He'll either be a thief or take an interest in archery. :v </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 09/09/20 8:49:59 AM #28:	The_Creep_2020 posted... Should we ban him from eating any and all food? Plrrrrbbt. This is an apple he stole from the fridge. Thus I think most of why he hid it wait why do you keep apples in the fridge --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:944390499] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>The_Creep_2020 posted... </cite> <quote>Should we ban him from eating any and all food? Plrrrrbbt. This is an apple he stole from the fridge. Thus I think most of why he hid it</quote>wait why do you keep apples in the fridge </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 09/09/20 8:52:05 AM #29:	Choco posted... wait why do you keep apples in the fridge I keep pastries in my freezer and eat them rock solid. --- Hello, I lack empathy. I am a certified villain who lacks basic human decency. I laugh at images of sad puppies. I eat animal crackers starting with the head. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:944390537] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>wait why do you keep apples in the fridge</quote>I keep pastries in my freezer and eat them rock solid. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 09/09/20 10:54:05 AM #30:	weekoldhotdog posted... You haven't lived until you've felt 2 long, fuzzy ears poking out of either side of your boot. Boot? Barefoot or bust. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:944394027] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>weekoldhotdog posted... </cite> <quote>You haven't lived until you've felt 2 long, fuzzy ears poking out of either side of your boot.</quote>Boot? Barefoot or bust. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 09/09/20 11:06:42 AM #31:	Choco posted... wait why do you keep apples in the fridge I do this too. Cold fruit tastes bomb. anyways, be a better parent <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:944394434] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted... </cite> <quote>wait why do you keep apples in the fridge</quote>I do this too. Cold fruit tastes bomb. anyways, be a better parent </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
El Mexicano Texano 09/09/20 11:41:34 AM #32:	Jesus christ I just read the OP my kid is 4 and I've only given him ice cream twice. I can't imagine giving him a milkshake whenever he wants fruit or food he grabs it and takes it to me the most i give him is like 2 chips ahoy or 3 nilla waffers I control his snacks. He mostly drinks water and juice, I've never given him soda/coke at all. --- Hot Girls Message Board https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1291-hot-girls <cite>El Mexicano Texano posted [p:944395681] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>Jesus christ I just read the OP my kid is 4 and I've only given him ice cream twice. I can't imagine giving him a milkshake whenever he wants fruit or food he grabs it and takes it to me the most i give him is like 2 chips ahoy or 3 nilla waffers I control his snacks. He mostly drinks water and juice, I've never given him soda/coke at all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 09/09/20 12:02:29 PM #33:	El Mexicano Texano posted... I've never given him soda/coke at all. it's for the best. some can be saved from a horrible fate. we're proud of that. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:944396503] in My 3yo has... [t:78963653]...</cite> <quote>El Mexicano Texano posted...</cite> <quote>I've never given him soda/coke at all.</quote> it's for the best. some can be saved from a horrible fate. we're proud of that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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