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FortuneCookie
09/08/20 12:04:28 PM
#1:


I swatted a gnat.

It landed in the indent between my pinky and ring finger. 99% of my hand would've crushed it, but it landed in the one space where it would be safe and flew to the nearby wall. I opted not to make a second attempt on its life.

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-Unowninator-
09/08/20 12:06:34 PM
#2:


You should've killed it. It's a bug.
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R1masher
09/08/20 12:06:43 PM
#3:


Youre a generous god... all hail whats his face

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