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luigi33
09/08/20 11:38:40 AM
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Extremely loud, but in a frequency human ear cannot pickup.

https://bit.ly/3jXSmDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mucAJW6qEvk

Vegans, you're MURDERERS!


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philsov
09/08/20 11:55:55 AM
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luigi33 posted...
Vegans, you're MURDERERS!


Where do you think animal feed comes from? Getting equivalent calories from a higher trophic level has a significantly higher biological footprint.
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Poop2
09/08/20 11:57:26 AM
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philsov posted...
Where do you think animal feed comes from?
we're feeding vegans to cows!@???!?!
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Geisterdrache
09/08/20 11:57:46 AM
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One study, not yet peer reviewed, may emit ultrasonic frequencies.

and hey guess what? More land and agriculture is used to feed livestock than would be needed to support a vegan populace. Womp womp.

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Caution999
09/08/20 12:08:46 PM
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TFW Sausage Party was right the whole time.
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Esrac
09/08/20 12:10:24 PM
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So? Gotta eat something to survive.
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luigi33
09/08/20 12:11:06 PM
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Esrac posted...
So? Gotta eat something to survive.
It just wipes away the moral highground that SOME vegas presume they have.

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Geisterdrache
09/08/20 12:11:29 PM
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luigi33 posted...
It just wipes away the moral highground that SOME vegas presume they have.

Geisterdrache posted...
One study, not yet peer reviewed, may emit ultrasonic frequencies.

and hey guess what? More land and agriculture is used to feed livestock than would be needed to support a vegan populace. Womp womp.


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R1masher
09/08/20 12:13:20 PM
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Guy sounds like a muppet

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YellowMustard69
09/08/20 12:15:40 PM
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It's not like they have to be consciously screaming for it to be considered screaming. There's probably something that occurs within the plant that naturally creates the noise.
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Shablagoo
09/08/20 12:17:12 PM
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mrgoatthief posted...
Imagine being the only human who can pick up those frequencies. Everyone else is walking thru a forest being like "yo dis is all so calming nincada" and all you hear is random screaming everywhere.

When a tree falls in the forest, does it make any noise?

*thousand-yard stare*

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Geisterdrache
09/08/20 12:20:45 PM
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YellowMustard69 posted...
It's not like they have to be consciously screaming for it to be considered screaming. There's probably something that occurs within the plant that naturally creates the noise.
I mean obviously. Plants, despite the protestations of devout carnists, are not sentient

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TheLiarParadox
09/08/20 12:21:18 PM
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Yesss, now I don't have to feel bad about eating bacon xD

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philsov
09/08/20 12:23:30 PM
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Poop2 posted...
we're feeding vegans to cows!@???!?!


It's circle of life

luigi33 posted...
It just wipes away the moral highground that SOME vegas presume they have.


No, vegans still have the moral highground. Car A gets 60 miles per gallon. Car B gets 6 miles per gallon. Given that one needs a car, the owner of A is more environmentally conscious.
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treewojima
09/08/20 12:32:25 PM
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philsov posted...
Poop2 posted...

we're feeding vegans to cows!@???!?!


It's circle of life

What did you think they meant when they said "grass fed"?
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Shotgunnova
09/08/20 1:02:01 PM
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Feed me, Seymour!

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luigi33
09/08/20 1:03:32 PM
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Imagine walking in the woods and hear the eldritch unending screams of plants being eaten and consumed by bugs, and foragers.

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legendary_zell
09/08/20 1:04:13 PM
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If this is true, we live in a hellworld where every living thing begs not to be eaten and yet there is no way to live without disregarding those screams and eating that living being anyway.

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TheMikh
09/08/20 1:05:44 PM
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with each passing day, deep ecology is increasingly vindicated by science

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Orlando_Jordan
09/08/20 1:11:18 PM
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*Plants emit frequencies*

CE: Its okay for me to waterboard my neighbor! Plants are screaming too!

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
09/08/20 1:14:25 PM
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tldr? where does the sound come from if they don't have vocal cords or vibrating/clicking things
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Shablagoo
09/08/20 1:29:17 PM
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legendary_zell posted...
If this is true, we live in a hellworld where every living thing begs not to be eaten and yet there is no way to live without disregarding those screams and eating that living being anyway.

The wheel of the quivering meat conception
Turns in the void expelling human beings,
Pigs, turtles, frogs, insects, nits,
Mice, lice, lizards, rats, roan
Racing horses, poxy bubolic pigtics,
Horrible, unnameable lice of vultures,
Murderous attacking dog-armies
Of Africa, Rhinos roaming in the jungle,

Vast boars and huge gigantic bull
Elephants, rams, eagles, condors,
Pones and Porcupines and Pills-
All the endless conception of living beings
Gnashing everywhere in Consciousness
Throughout the ten directions of space
Occupying all the quarters in & out,
From super-microscopic no-bug
To huge Galaxy Lightyear Bowell
Illuminating the sky of one Mind-
Poor! I wish I was free
of that slaving meat wheel
and safe in heaven dead

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luigi33
09/08/20 1:38:33 PM
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Just remember prey/predator dynamic happens from a molecular level to comos-level. Black Holes Hunt Stars and other matter

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MabusIncarnate
09/08/20 1:40:06 PM
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Imagine the genocidal horror when you are mowing the lawn

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Wetterdew
09/08/20 1:41:55 PM
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luigi33 posted...
It just wipes away the moral highground that SOME vegas presume they have.
??? no it wouldn't

Plants don't have brains or consciousness or even a central nervous system

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MC_BatCommander
09/08/20 1:41:55 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Imagine the genocidal horror when you are mowing the lawn

It's just a haircut, the grass actually moans when you cut it

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philsov
09/08/20 1:43:29 PM
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legendary_zell posted...
If this is true, we live in a hellworld where every living thing begs not to be eaten and yet there is no way to live without disregarding those screams and eating that living being anyway.


Visible light is a very narrow band on the electromagnetic spectrum. Imagine being able to "see" radio waves and xrays.
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discodancer77
09/08/20 1:58:45 PM
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YellowMustard69 posted...
It's not like they have to be consciously screaming for it to be considered screaming. There's probably something that occurs within the plant that naturally creates the noise.

this. They dont have nervous systems and since they cant move, it wouldnt really make sense for them to scream, its not like thats going to alert nearby plants to run away

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Southernfatman
09/08/20 2:01:04 PM
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Hasn't this been known since forever? A book I've read written in the 50's mentions it.

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BeyondWalls
09/08/20 2:03:13 PM
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What would be the evolutionary benefit of a plant screaming? Its not like the other plants are going to come help.

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Looked gf
09/08/20 2:04:51 PM
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That settles it Im a megan now

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Shablagoo
09/08/20 2:04:51 PM
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discodancer77 posted...
since they cant move, it wouldnt really make sense for them to scream, its not like thats going to alert nearby plants to run away

Actually, that freshly-cut grass smell is a distress signal:

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/30573/what-causes-fresh-cut-grass-smell

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cadcrafter
09/08/20 2:05:28 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
tldr? where does the sound come from if they don't have vocal cords or vibrating/clicking things

In plants stressed by drought, air bubbles formed, popped and triggered vibrations within the tissue that normally carries water up the plants' stems. The process, known as cavitation, was picked up by the attached recording devices

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Southernfatman
09/08/20 2:05:57 PM
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Liking the smell of fear sounds pretty metal.

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Solar_Crimson
09/08/20 4:22:45 PM
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philsov posted...
Visible light is a very narrow band on the electromagnetic spectrum. Imagine being able to "see" radio waves and xrays.
Sounds like something out of Lovecraft; your eyes pulling apart the "curtains" that hide your view of the true reality.

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TopKekBro
09/08/20 4:24:50 PM
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Geisterdrache posted...
One study, not yet peer reviewed, may emit ultrasonic frequencies.

and hey guess what? More land and agriculture is used to feed livestock than would be needed to support a vegan populace. Womp womp.

lmao

yeah because latinx men And all the stuff you peddle was peer reviewed Haha


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loafy013
09/08/20 5:18:20 PM
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And the angel of the lord came unto me
Snatching me up from my place of slumber
And took me on high and higher still
Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest
And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil
One thousand nay a million voices full of fear
And terror possessed me then
And I begged Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams?
And the angel said unto me
These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard
Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat
Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!
Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus

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hockeybub89
09/08/20 5:19:43 PM
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Returning_CEmen
09/08/20 5:22:28 PM
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I knew it!
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Questionmarktarius
09/08/20 5:36:32 PM
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dude in corner = not watching.
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