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ReturnOfThaJedi
09/06/20 4:20:18 PM
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Are they real?

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Funkydog
09/06/20 4:21:56 PM
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Of course they are?

Do you know how many lives they claim each year. SMH TC.

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ReturnOfThaJedi
09/06/20 4:24:12 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Of course they are?

Do you know how many lives they claim each year. SMH TC.
Are they Koalas?

I thought they were cuddly little bears.

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Funkydog
09/06/20 4:24:59 PM
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ReturnOfThaJedi posted...
Are they Koalas?

I thought they were cuddly little bears.
They are not. Drop bears are deadly, fast and strike without warning. Koala's make slugs look energetic.

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ReturnOfThaJedi
09/06/20 4:29:56 PM
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Funkydog posted...
They are not. Drop bears are deadly, fast and strike without warning. Koala's make slugs look energetic.
Bro what the duck yall got goin on down there?

Youre telling me if I was in Aussie land and I was walking down the street mind my business, a fucking bear could drop out of a tree and kill me?!

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Funkydog
09/06/20 4:31:56 PM
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ReturnOfThaJedi posted...
Bro what the duck yall got goin on down there?

Youre telling me if I was in Aussie land and I was walking down the street mind my business, a fucking bear could drop out of a tree and kill me?!
So my uncle tells me. Not an Aussie myself, but he has some horror tales of drop bears and they are the main thing to insure your car against. From above, the drop bear gets confused and thinks it is a mate so hurdles and down and dents it, before trying to mate it. This sadly ends up damaging both the drop bear and car as it disentangles itself on realising its mistake.

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kingdrake2
09/06/20 4:43:42 PM
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ReturnOfThaJedi posted...
a fucking bear could drop out of a tree and kill me?!


yes. we're all next if live in australia.
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ReturnOfThaJedi
09/06/20 4:49:33 PM
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Damn thats tuff

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