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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 9:00:37 PM
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If you try to remove them, they grow back.

You are also not allowed to get a colostomy or an anusectomy.

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weekoldhotdog
09/03/20 9:01:00 PM
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What's the downside?

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Nacen
09/03/20 9:01:21 PM
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50,000,000 .... what?
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MabusIncarnate
09/03/20 9:01:44 PM
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FUCK this is a good one, idk man i'm gonna let it marinade for a bit in my noggin and i'll get back to you.

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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 9:02:24 PM
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Nacen posted...
50,000,000 .... what?
Taste buds in your anus.

Nah, $ US. Typoed topic title is typoed

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PMarth2002
09/03/20 9:02:46 PM
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So does that mean you taste the crap coming out?

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weekoldhotdog
09/03/20 9:03:07 PM
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PMarth2002 posted...
So does that mean you taste the crap coming out?

Yep

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AdrianBeterson
09/03/20 9:03:10 PM
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Ill get used to the taste eventually.

Give me the 50 mil.

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R1masher
09/03/20 9:03:26 PM
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Hot dogs and bananas are gonna be even more delicious

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Jerry_Hellyeah
09/03/20 9:03:40 PM
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PMarth2002 posted...
So does that mean you taste the crap coming out?

Only if you crap out of your anus

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MedeaLysistrata
09/03/20 9:03:42 PM
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You wouldn't really taste anything unless your anus produced saliva, though, I think?

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weekoldhotdog
09/03/20 9:03:46 PM
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CE eats ass all day every day. This should be an easy YES.

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fohstick
09/03/20 9:08:07 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
CE eats ass all day every day. This should be an easy YES.

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008Zulu
09/03/20 9:16:33 PM
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No. I will never taste shit in my life, no matter the money.

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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 9:16:37 PM
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But how much of CE tastes poo?

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weekoldhotdog
09/03/20 9:17:36 PM
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If you don't eat poo, then you just ain't coo.

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Tyranthraxus
09/03/20 9:18:29 PM
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I get an intestinal bypass and shit directly into a bag from my large intestine. done.

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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 9:19:31 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I get an intestinal bypass and shit directly into a bag from my large intestine. done.
Read the rules.

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weekoldhotdog
09/03/20 9:20:02 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I get an intestinal bypass and shit directly into a bag from my large intestine. done.

You will never get laid again if you have a coloscopy bag. Gross.

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Tyranthraxus
09/03/20 9:20:47 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
You will never get laid again if you have a coloscopy bag. Gross.
You sure about that? I've got 50 million dollars. Ayy lmao

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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 9:21:14 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
You will never get laid again if you have a coloscopy bag. Gross.

If the colostomy hole is big enough and you find a guy into freaky stuff maybe?

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Shablagoo
09/03/20 9:21:41 PM
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Too late TC, universe already decided this path for us, monetary reward be damned:

https://www.businessinsider.com/taste-receptors-in-testes-and-fertility-2013-7

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samurai bandit
09/03/20 9:22:55 PM
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So if you get the D from behind the you can have sex and give a blowjob at the same time to the same guy?

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weekoldhotdog
09/03/20 9:23:16 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
You sure about that? I've got 50 million dollars. Ayy lmao

Dungeon Master:
"As you move your hips back and forth in a feverish motion, throughout the chamber you hear a faint echo of a "squish-slap, squish-slap, squish-slap! As a coloscapy bag slaps the side of your belly over and over again like a second set of balls."

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weekoldhotdog
09/03/20 9:24:09 PM
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samurai bandit posted...
So if you get the D from behind the you can have sex and give a blowjob at the same time to the same guy?

No, but you can taste his D and feel it in your butt at the same time.

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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 9:25:22 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
Dungeon Master:
"As you move your hips back and forth in a feverish motion, throughout the chamber you hear a faint echo of a "squish-slap, squish-slap, squish-slap! As a coloscapy bag slaps the side of your belly over and over again like a second set of balls."

Roll for initiative.

You roll a 1. The tape securing the bag separates and both you and your partner become covered in semiliquid waste

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MabusIncarnate
09/03/20 10:11:52 PM
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So how does this work if you are eating while shitting? Say I want to enjoy an apple while I take my morning dump. Do the flavors just combine or does one overrule the other?

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