Current Events > Scenario: This dude slaps your girlfriend's ass

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Blue_Inigo
09/02/20 10:33:26 PM
#1:



What the FUCK are you gonna do about it?

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Verdekal
09/02/20 10:34:31 PM
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Fight him. Men were born to fight and die. - Internet tough guy.

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jon1012
09/02/20 10:34:50 PM
#3:


slap his ass

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Lysandear
09/02/20 10:36:09 PM
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I have no idea who that is but I am supremely confident in my ability to fuck him up
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Blue_Inigo
09/02/20 10:37:12 PM
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jon1012 posted...
slap his ass
You see all that armor? His ass is the size of your head too. You'll break your hand

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ReturnOfThaJedi
09/02/20 10:37:37 PM
#6:


Up the strap

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VanananaHeyHey
09/02/20 10:42:53 PM
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That fucking claw probably just ripped her whole ass cheek off and hip out of socket. I'd press assault charges, but first, I'd have to get her to a hospital.

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KnightofShikari
09/02/20 10:43:01 PM
#8:


use the power of friendship to vanquish him

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Wii_Shaker
09/02/20 10:43:53 PM
#9:


Tie his shoes together.

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Shelhamer92
09/02/20 10:50:48 PM
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I challenge him to a children's card game!

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