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viewmaster_pi 08/28/20 9:55:02 PM #1: |
can't have anything but blood, can't go in the sun, can't go in WATER according to castlevania, can't go in someone's house without being invited, literally destroyed by garlic, holy water, crosses, etc. pathetic
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R1masher 08/28/20 9:56:28 PM #2: |
But you can grow your hymen back everyday
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viewmaster_pi 08/28/20 9:57:13 PM #3: |
nice, add perpetual virgin to the list
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Wii_Shaker 08/28/20 9:57:23 PM #4: |
Imagine making a woman swoon by sheer will. Imagine the nightlife.
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HylianShield 08/28/20 9:58:11 PM #5: |
I don't mind. Vampire b****es be fine as hell. Sure you can die from sunlight but you're immune to everything else like AIDS and heart attacks.
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uwnim 08/28/20 9:58:54 PM #6: |
HylianShield posted...
I don't mind. Vampire b****es be fine as hell. Sure you can die but from the sun but you're immune to everything else like AIDS and heart attacks.But no garlic. What sort of life is devoid of garlic? Not one worth living I tell you. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WilliamPorygon 08/28/20 10:00:02 PM #7: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHEItvqF-tg
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viewmaster_pi 08/28/20 10:01:58 PM #9: |
Spooking posted...
I don't have to imagine. lmaowatch out bro --- There won't be any more trouble, you'll be dragged from the rubble when the lights come on ... Copied to Clipboard!
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viewmaster_pi 08/28/20 10:02:44 PM #10: |
wonder if i have to say it's okay for vampires to click my topics, lol
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ncsonic 08/28/20 10:03:19 PM #11: |
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Damn_Underscore 08/28/20 10:04:13 PM #12: |
think about how many women have vampire fetishes
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Webbernet 08/28/20 10:04:41 PM #13: |
Iirc the original myths usually talk about running water, meaning rivers. Although in modern times I wonder if that means they cant cross a slip n slide. And imagine how awkward that would be in the bathroom.
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viewmaster_pi 08/28/20 10:04:56 PM #14: |
i will say i'd rather stand by a vampire than a dirty ass werewolf, but that's a low bar to clear
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viewmaster_pi 08/28/20 10:05:25 PM #15: |
Damn_Underscore posted...
think about how many women have vampire fetishesthanks anne rice --- There won't be any more trouble, you'll be dragged from the rubble when the lights come on ... Copied to Clipboard!
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viewmaster_pi 08/28/20 10:06:32 PM #16: |
Webbernet posted...
And imagine how awkward that would be in the bathroom."excuse me, aren't you going to wash your hands?" ".......no" i hope vampires are immune to norovirus --- There won't be any more trouble, you'll be dragged from the rubble when the lights come on ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skiin_Walker 08/28/20 10:38:47 PM #17: |
viewmaster_pi posted...
i will say i'd rather stand by a vampire than a dirty ass werewolf, but that's a low bar to clearthat's racist. --- "Because a dog is a dog, is a dog, is a dog Unlike the wolf who made a widower of grandpa" - Wu Tang Clan ... Copied to Clipboard!
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viewmaster_pi 08/28/20 10:42:18 PM #19: |
Skiin_Walker posted...
that's racist.oh boo hoo, i better be careful next full moon, huh? i got a full moon for those hairy ass vermin. call me tom petty, i got full moon fever --- There won't be any more trouble, you'll be dragged from the rubble when the lights come on ... Copied to Clipboard!
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viewmaster_pi 08/28/20 10:43:11 PM #21: |
PrideOfLion posted...
Why would you go in someone's house without being invited?obvs to drink their blood, but they can't even do that right, lol --- There won't be any more trouble, you'll be dragged from the rubble when the lights come on ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 08/28/20 10:45:41 PM #22: |
viewmaster_pi posted...
can't have anything but blood, can't go in the sun, can't go in WATER according to castlevania, can't go in someone's house without being invited, literally destroyed by garlic, holy water, crosses, etc. pathetic Some of those vary on what universe you live in. Vampire The Masqurade vampires (from upcoming rpg Bloodlines 2) are not hurt by some of the rules you mentioned. Like a holy symbol for example only works if the wielder has "True Faith". And that is possessed by like less than 1% of people in the world ... Copied to Clipboard!
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