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viewmaster_pi 08/28/20 9:55:02 PM #1:	can't have anything but blood, can't go in the sun, can't go in WATER according to castlevania, can't go in someone's house without being invited, literally destroyed by garlic, holy water, crosses, etc. pathetic vampires btfo --- There won't be any more trouble, you'll be dragged from the rubble when the lights come on <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:943948088] in lmao imagi... [t:78940214]...</cite> <quote>can't have anything but blood, can't go in the sun, can't go in WATER according to castlevania, can't go in someone's house without being invited, literally destroyed by garlic, holy water, crosses, etc. pathetic vampires btfo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 08/28/20 9:56:28 PM #2:	But you can grow your hymen back everyday --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:943948128] in lmao imagi... [t:78940214]...</cite> <quote>But you can grow your hymen back everyday </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 08/28/20 9:57:13 PM #3:	nice, add perpetual virgin to the list --- There won't be any more trouble, you'll be dragged from the rubble when the lights come on <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:943948158] in lmao imagi... [t:78940214]...</cite> <quote>nice, add perpetual virgin to the list </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 08/28/20 9:57:23 PM #4:	Imagine making a woman swoon by sheer will. Imagine the nightlife. It actually sounds pretty rad despite all the downsides. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:943948161] in lmao imagi... [t:78940214]...</cite> <quote>Imagine making a woman swoon by sheer will. Imagine the nightlife. It actually sounds pretty rad despite all the downsides. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianShield 08/28/20 9:58:11 PM #5:	I don't mind. Vampire b**es be fine as hell. Sure you can die from sunlight but you're immune to everything else like AIDS and heart attacks. <cite>HylianShield posted [p:943948195] in lmao imagi... [t:78940214]...</cite> <quote>I don't mind. Vampire b**es be fine as hell. Sure you can die from sunlight but you're immune to everything else like AIDS and heart attacks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 08/28/20 9:58:54 PM #6:	HylianShield posted... I don't mind. Vampire b**es be fine as hell. Sure you can die but from the sun but you're immune to everything else like AIDS and heart attacks. But no garlic. What sort of life is devoid of garlic? Not one worth living I tell you. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:943948227] in lmao imagi... [t:78940214]...</cite> <quote>HylianShield posted... </cite> <quote>I don't mind. Vampire b**es be fine as hell. Sure you can die but from the sun but you're immune to everything else like AIDS and heart attacks.</quote>But no garlic. What sort of life is devoid of garlic? Not one worth living I tell you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 08/28/20 10:00:02 PM #7:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHEItvqF-tg --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:943948264] in lmao imagi... [t:78940214]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHEItvqF-tg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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viewmaster_pi 08/28/20 10:01:58 PM #9:	Spooking posted... I don't have to imagine. lmao watch out bro --- There won't be any more trouble, you'll be dragged from the rubble when the lights come on <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:943948341] in lmao imagi... [t:78940214]...</cite> <quote>Spooking posted... </cite> <quote>I don't have to imagine. lmao </quote>watch out bro </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 08/28/20 10:02:44 PM #10:	wonder if i have to say it's okay for vampires to click my topics, lol --- There won't be any more trouble, you'll be dragged from the rubble when the lights come on <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:943948371] in lmao imagi... [t:78940214]...</cite> <quote>wonder if i have to say it's okay for vampires to click my topics, lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ncsonic 08/28/20 10:03:19 PM #11:	No seriously I get laid just like Edward Cullen would --- WIRED https://www.youtube.com/user/wired <cite>ncsonic posted [p:943948397] in lmao imagi... [t:78940214]...</cite> <quote>No seriously I get laid just like Edward Cullen would </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 08/28/20 10:04:13 PM #12:	think about how many women have vampire fetishes --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:943948429] in lmao imagi... [t:78940214]...</cite> <quote>think about how many women have vampire fetishes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Webbernet 08/28/20 10:04:41 PM #13:	Iirc the original myths usually talk about running water, meaning rivers. Although in modern times I wonder if that means they cant cross a slip n slide. And imagine how awkward that would be in the bathroom. --- Log on to the Webbernet! <cite>Webbernet posted [p:943948448] in lmao imagi... [t:78940214]...</cite> <quote>Iirc the original myths usually talk about running water, meaning rivers. Although in modern times I wonder if that means they cant cross a slip n slide. And imagine how awkward that would be in the bathroom. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 08/28/20 10:04:56 PM #14:	i will say i'd rather stand by a vampire than a dirty ass werewolf, but that's a low bar to clear --- There won't be any more trouble, you'll be dragged from the rubble when the lights come on <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:943948459] in lmao imagi... [t:78940214]...</cite> <quote>i will say i'd rather stand by a vampire than a dirty ass werewolf, but that's a low bar to clear </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 08/28/20 10:05:25 PM #15:	Damn_Underscore posted... think about how many women have vampire fetishes thanks anne rice --- There won't be any more trouble, you'll be dragged from the rubble when the lights come on <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:943948476] in lmao imagi... [t:78940214]...</cite> <quote>Damn_Underscore posted... </cite> <quote>think about how many women have vampire fetishes</quote>thanks anne rice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 08/28/20 10:06:32 PM #16:	Webbernet posted... And imagine how awkward that would be in the bathroom. "excuse me, aren't you going to wash your hands?" ".......no" i hope vampires are immune to norovirus --- There won't be any more trouble, you'll be dragged from the rubble when the lights come on <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:943948521] in lmao imagi... [t:78940214]...</cite> <quote>Webbernet posted... </cite> <quote>And imagine how awkward that would be in the bathroom.</quote>"excuse me, aren't you going to wash your hands?" ".......no" i hope vampires are immune to norovirus </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skiin_Walker 08/28/20 10:38:47 PM #17:	viewmaster_pi posted... i will say i'd rather stand by a vampire than a dirty ass werewolf, but that's a low bar to clear that's racist. --- "Because a dog is a dog, is a dog, is a dog Unlike the wolf who made a widower of grandpa" - Wu Tang Clan <cite>Skiin_Walker posted [p:943949788] in lmao imagi... [t:78940214]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted... </cite> <quote>i will say i'd rather stand by a vampire than a dirty ass werewolf, but that's a low bar to clear</quote>that's racist. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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viewmaster_pi 08/28/20 10:42:18 PM #19:	Skiin_Walker posted... that's racist. oh boo hoo, i better be careful next full moon, huh? i got a full moon for those hairy ass vermin. call me tom petty, i got full moon fever --- There won't be any more trouble, you'll be dragged from the rubble when the lights come on <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:943949924] in lmao imagi... [t:78940214]...</cite> <quote>Skiin_Walker posted... </cite> <quote>that's racist.</quote>oh boo hoo, i better be careful next full moon, huh? i got a full moon for those hairy ass vermin. call me tom petty, i got full moon fever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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viewmaster_pi 08/28/20 10:43:11 PM #21:	PrideOfLion posted... Why would you go in someone's house without being invited? obvs to drink their blood, but they can't even do that right, lol --- There won't be any more trouble, you'll be dragged from the rubble when the lights come on <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:943949957] in lmao imagi... [t:78940214]...</cite> <quote>PrideOfLion posted... </cite> <quote>Why would you go in someone's house without being invited?</quote>obvs to drink their blood, but they can't even do that right, lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 08/28/20 10:45:41 PM #22:	viewmaster_pi posted... can't have anything but blood, can't go in the sun, can't go in WATER according to castlevania, can't go in someone's house without being invited, literally destroyed by garlic, holy water, crosses, etc. pathetic vampires btfo Some of those vary on what universe you live in. Vampire The Masqurade vampires (from upcoming rpg Bloodlines 2) are not hurt by some of the rules you mentioned. Like a holy symbol for example only works if the wielder has "True Faith". And that is possessed by like less than 1% of people in the world <cite>Zikten posted [p:943950045] in lmao imagi... [t:78940214]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted...</cite> <quote>can't have anything but blood, can't go in the sun, can't go in WATER according to castlevania, can't go in someone's house without being invited, literally destroyed by garlic, holy water, crosses, etc. pathetic vampires btfo </quote> Some of those vary on what universe you live in. Vampire The Masqurade vampires (from upcoming rpg Bloodlines 2) are not hurt by some of the rules you mentioned. Like a holy symbol for example only works if the wielder has "True Faith". And that is possessed by like less than 1% of people in the world</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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