Poll of the Day > 15 Snippets of what I think Fall Guys lore will be.

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1) Theyre all genderless! Thats right! Your plastic little rubber buddy is, by nature, genderless! The Fall Guys just like 2 things. Running, and Jumping. And Falling. 3 things.

and being silly

2) This is all an elaborate setup for Fall Guys: The Movie, and then Fall Guys: The television sequel. One day theres a girl Fall Guy, and a boy Fall Guy falls for her and to get her attention, he decides to win the Fall Guys 2020 competition.

3) The Fall Guys literally live inside your literal computer screen, and have a thriving society and economy based on little rubber dudes jumping and falling.

4) Theres a King Fall Guy, and he looks just like all of the other Fall Guys, but he wears a crown and flashy red cape and he cant jump. Like at all. The king is culturally. removed from all of his subjects.

5) Slime is just... such a big thing in Fall Guys land. Theres gonna be so much slime! And were gonna package it and sell it at Target right on the third shelf, right so your 6 year old will be at eye level with a gallon drum of slime thats gonna get spilled all over the upholstery of your car in 5 minutes.

6) One of the main themes of the movies will be about how Fame, the in-game currency used to purchase things, isnt the answer to happiness and Fall Guy will realize he doesnt need to win Fall Guys 2020 to get Fall Girl to notice him. All he needs is to be confident in himself and I sure hope you like this, because youre gonna need 99,000 Fame to get the movie tie-in exclusive helmet from Fall Guys Season 48s battle pass.

7) Theres gonna be a quirky sidekick voiced by a comedian who drags down the plot, pacing, and general feel for the movie because Mom and Dad probably know him, but youre 7.5 and your only experience with James Corden was in Cats (2020)

8) This one is my favorite. They have little goo doggies. They dont participate in Fall Guys races, but when you go to Fall Guy city, the main guy has this dog, and its kinda cute, so you might get this you for your 8 year old you havent spoke to in 3 years. Theres a pink Goo Dog toy! And one with sparkles! And a transparent one! You just need to collect them all (27, with 5 Rare and 2 Ultra Rare) from random single packs that cost $5

9) Youre going to see the Fall Guys movie without any children or friends.

10) Disney is going to buy the rights to this game, then later include a Star Wars crossover for episode 11 where its revealed that Chewie knows what the Fall Guys are saying and gets along famously with them. Maybe give one of them a Darth Vader costume that you can buy for $12.99. Im sure Chewie would love to see that!

11) Yeah! The entire Fall Guys world looks like it belongs in a pediatricians waiting room where all the toys look like theyre coated in slimy crud.

12) Theres going to be a line of Fall Guys, but they all wear makeup, and come with several removable articles of clothing.

13) Fall Guys produce asexually by either splitting and then dueling to the death with their budded offspring so only one can live, or through lab experiments, where we can watch them pour slime into a Fall Guy shapes indentation in some molding and its yet another avenue for them to push more slime out on middle schoolers.

14) Fall Guys can be gay.

15) When you play Fall Guys, the Fall Guys are canonically happy. But when you dont play Fall Guys, they get sad because they crave your attention.

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I like to believe they come from a reality in which Earth was harvested by aliens, who removed all of our brains and put them in little jelly bodies, and then forced us to compete in gladiatorial combat for their own amusement.

And, of course, if you lose a certain number of competitions, they eventually eat you.
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