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KiwiTerraRizing
08/26/20 9:57:44 AM
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There are no interesting characters in the entire series.

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Jagr_68
08/26/20 9:58:03 AM
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BigHentaiBoobie
08/26/20 10:02:31 AM
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He is a master at being a chief, or is he the master of all of the chiefs?
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gunplagirl
08/26/20 10:05:53 AM
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BigHentaiBoobie posted...
He is a master at being a chief, or is he the master of all of the chiefs?
Everyone is his butler or maid and as such refer to him as master. And his name is chief.

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iPhone_7
08/26/20 10:07:13 AM
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They tried to make him less boring in Halo 4 & 5. They tried.

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Jiggy101011
08/26/20 10:15:25 AM
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Before GoW4 I would say Kratos.

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The Trent
08/26/20 10:16:21 AM
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someone tell me things about mario's personality
is he funny? witty? sardonic? quixotic?

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Lysandear
08/26/20 10:18:44 AM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
Before GoW4 I would say Kratos.
youd be HELLA wrongo

also yea Chief is boring but pre-Halo 4 he was an unstoppable badass. i'd say the most boring game protag of all time is Death Stranding Man, but that's prob recency bias. but fucking hell that dude is B O RING
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Unknown5uspect
08/26/20 10:19:48 AM
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iPhone_7 posted...
They tried to make him less boring in Halo 4 & 5. They tried.
It was so awkward in H4. I didn't play H5.

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MachineJaipur
08/26/20 10:22:21 AM
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I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything
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KiwiTerraRizing
08/26/20 10:23:38 AM
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Lysandear posted...
youd be HELLA wrongo

also yea Chief is boring but pre-Halo 4 he was an unstoppable badass. i'd say the most boring game protag of all time is Death Stranding Man, but that's prob recency bias. but fucking hell that dude is B O RING

Notice I specified series, plenty of worse ones in one off games.

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Lysandear
08/26/20 10:24:07 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Notice I specified series, plenty of worse ones in one off games.
ah shit you're right. hang on i'll come up with a good one

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Weezy_Tha_Don
08/26/20 10:25:56 AM
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the books give him more depth

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The Trent
08/26/20 10:26:18 AM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
the books give him more depth

tell me more

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Weezy_Tha_Don
08/26/20 10:33:05 AM
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The Trent posted...
tell me more

alright heres what you do:

  1. log off gamefaqs
  2. head to your nearest book shop
  3. if thats too hard, order them online

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The Trent
08/26/20 10:33:50 AM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
alright heres what you do:

1. log off gamefaqs
2. head to your nearest book shop
3. if thats too hard, order them online


oh you thought i was willing to engage in reading a bunch of halo novels

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mustachedmystic
08/26/20 10:35:05 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Everyone is his butler or maid and as such refer to him as master. And his name is chief.
Actually, he is the chief master, someone made a mistake on a form, and he decided to go with it.

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Weezy_Tha_Don
08/26/20 10:38:07 AM
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The Trent posted...
oh you thought i was willing to engage in reading a bunch of halo novels

and it appears you thought I was willing to tell you about them

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gunplagirl
08/26/20 10:45:49 AM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Actually, he is the chief master, someone made a mistake on a form, and he decided to go with it.
Chief? I didn't know he was Native American, good for him bringing ethnic and cultural diversity to the Halo or whatever it is the games take place on.

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The Trent
08/26/20 10:46:20 AM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
and it appears you thought I was willing to tell you about them

yeah i mean i thought we were on a discussion board
whoops

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Weezy_Tha_Don
08/26/20 10:54:35 AM
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The Trent posted...
yeah i mean i thought we were on a discussion board
whoops

tell you what, if youre that curious about the book follow my advice in post # 15. Im not sparknotes

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The Trent
08/26/20 10:55:14 AM
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i'm not, we're good here

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