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BalanceLost
08/26/20 7:47:21 AM
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Youve taken extra shifts at your job as a spaceship builder on Corellia to afford this marvelous trip to the Galactic capital of Coruscant. Youve never been more excited in your life. You visit all the big tourist attractions like the Jedi Temple and the Senate Plaza truly enjoying yourself. Youre about to leave the latter then everything takes a sinister turn. Suddenly Senator Donald Trump of the Mar-a-Lago system grabs you by your b***y. Shocked you try to scream for help but the senators security detail pushes you to the ground with brute force. You hear Trump say they let you do it when youre famous and its just locker room talk as he walks away with his posse.

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Sictis
08/26/20 7:52:25 AM
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BalanceLost posted...
b***y
Literally what
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BloodMoon7
08/26/20 7:55:54 AM
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I feel weird for knowing what he means by the bus.

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iPhone_7
08/26/20 8:22:20 AM
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And who is the you in this story? Albert Einstein.

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BalanceLost
08/26/20 9:39:34 AM
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16-BITTER posted...
Busey?

Gary or Jake?

Sictis posted...
Literally what
Come on people, its not that hard >.>

BloodMoon7 posted...
I feel weird for knowing what he means by the bus.
Hehehe

iPhone_7 posted...
And who is the you in this story? Albert Einstein.
Whos a room outside.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
08/26/20 9:41:03 AM
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Topic fail.

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BalanceLost
08/26/20 9:46:31 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Topic fail.
How so?

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BalanceLost
08/26/20 2:47:07 PM
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<_<

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BalanceLost
08/27/20 1:12:41 AM
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>_>

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inloveanddeath0
08/27/20 1:14:19 AM
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BalanceLost posted...
Come on people, its not that hard >.>
Yeah we know, ED is a serious issue


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BalanceLost
08/27/20 1:32:42 AM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
Yeah we know, ED is a serious issue
There is medical help to get if you need it.

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Monolith1676
08/27/20 1:52:21 AM
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Fuck that. I'd rather go to Fhloston Paradise.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
08/27/20 2:17:08 AM
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I've always wanted to try death sticks
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BalanceLost
08/27/20 9:42:50 AM
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Monolith1676 posted...
Fuck that. I'd rather go to Fhloston Paradise.
Perhaps that is for the best.

sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
I've always wanted to try death sticks
Oh dear!

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