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BroodRyu
08/26/20 12:42:14 AM
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Egg salad


Choose one
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Guide
08/26/20 12:42:58 AM
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Of all the things that people say are "for white people", I think miracle whip is the one actual thing that applies.

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-DeezNutz-
08/26/20 12:43:52 AM
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Both

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BroodRyu
08/26/20 12:48:39 AM
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Guide posted...
Of all the things that people say are "for white people", I think miracle whip is the one actual thing that applies.
Why?
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Guide
08/26/20 12:51:01 AM
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BroodRyu posted...
Why?

I only ever remember miracle whip exists when white friends/relatives bring it up or I see it in their fridge, and in every single instance outside of that, it's a punchline.

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Lordgold666
08/26/20 12:52:11 AM
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Lol @ miracle whip

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LeperMessiahXX
08/26/20 12:52:18 AM
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Miracle Whip can fuck the right off. There is nothing worse than eating a sandwich and finding out the mayo is fucking Miracle Whip.

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-DeezNutz-
08/26/20 12:52:52 AM
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Guide posted...
I only ever remember miracle whip exists when white friends/relatives bring it up or I see it in their fridge, and in every single instance outside of that, it's a punchline.
Go put that shit on a turkey sandwich and then come back and talk

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Guide
08/26/20 12:53:32 AM
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-DeezNutz- posted...
Go put that shit on a turkey sandwich and then come back and talk

why would you want me to ruin a turkey sandwich like that, monster

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Chicken
08/26/20 12:53:47 AM
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Miracle whip is great for BLTs

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BroodRyu
08/26/20 12:55:05 AM
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Ive only ever made egg salad at home with miracle whip.
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Reiss
08/26/20 12:55:33 AM
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neither, use spicy brown mustard like a person that actually has taste
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JimCarrysToe
08/26/20 12:55:55 AM
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whipped cream

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-DeezNutz-
08/26/20 12:56:27 AM
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Chicken posted...
Miracle whip is great for BLTs
LAWD

Guide posted...
why would you want me to ruin a turkey sandwich like that, monster
smh

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BroodRyu
08/26/20 11:02:04 AM
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Morning bump.
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masterpug53
08/26/20 11:09:05 AM
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Hell is an eternity of cookies with no milk and sandwiches ruined by Miracle Whip.

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Compsognathus
08/26/20 11:14:51 AM
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When I was 5 my grandma made me a sandwich with Miracle Whip and I apparently very visibly spit it out all over the table and asked why the sandwich was bad.

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3PiesAndAFork
08/26/20 11:16:33 AM
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Guide posted...
Of all the things that people say are "for white people", I think miracle whip is the one actual thing that applies.
It's because mayonnaise is an instrument. White people don't do instruments.

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R1masher
08/26/20 11:17:01 AM
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Miracle whip is a weird mayo and salad dressing concoction made for poor people

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Simon_Petrikov
08/26/20 11:19:03 AM
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R1masher posted...
made for poor people
cool

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Mistere Man
08/26/20 11:24:20 AM
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Spooking posted...
Best Foods/Hellmann's mayo.
This

I personally do not like the taste of miracle whip.

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BroodRyu
08/26/20 11:26:42 AM
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Wow, I didnt realize there was so much hate for miracle whip.
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BroodRyu
08/26/20 5:25:01 PM
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Afternoon bump.
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kirbymuncher
08/26/20 5:35:56 PM
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BroodRyu posted...
Wow, I didnt realize there was so much hate for miracle whip.
I didn't realize anyone actually considered it a real thing to eat <_<

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CommonStar
08/26/20 5:37:58 PM
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Miracle Whip is disgusting.
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Machete
08/26/20 5:38:30 PM
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I bought miracle whip once because the store was out squeeze bottle mayo. I didn't really care for it. Just tasted like mayo with sugar added.
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Poop2
08/26/20 5:39:19 PM
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Hhhwhip
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