Current Events > "Sir, do you have a mask?" "I have asthma."

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FortuneCookie
08/25/20 10:26:12 PM
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"Can you cover your mouth with your shirt? Do you have a scarf or anything that you could cover up with?"
"You didn't hear me -- I have asthma."
"Can you come through the [pharmacy] drive-thru?"
"I can't. I'm on a motorcycle."
"..."
"I've tried wearing a mask. Believe me, I've tried. I can't."



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Guide
08/25/20 10:27:32 PM
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I have asthma. They sound like they have a bad case of constipation, because they're full of shit.

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sktgamer_13dude
08/25/20 10:28:17 PM
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Yeah I have a coworker who has severe asthma and she has no problems with the mask.
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hockeybub89
08/25/20 10:28:48 PM
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"I have trouble breathing, so let me walk around unprotected during a global pandemic virus that eats lungs."

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AngelsNAirwav3s
08/25/20 10:29:37 PM
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I use this excuse a lot, works pretty good

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LanHikari10
08/25/20 10:31:58 PM
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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
I use this excuse a lot, works pretty good
Wear a mask.

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Medussa
08/25/20 10:32:53 PM
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"so do i. no excuses"

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FortuneCookie
08/25/20 10:33:37 PM
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Guide posted...
I have asthma. They sound like they have a bad case of constipation, because they're full of shit.



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AngelsNAirwav3s
08/25/20 10:33:55 PM
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LanHikari10 posted...
Wear a mask.

When I do I always have my nose out

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Frolex
08/25/20 10:34:32 PM
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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
I use this excuse a lot, works pretty good

must be nice to take advantage of people's concern for the well-being of others because you're to inconsiderate to care about the well-being of others yourself

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Medussa
08/25/20 10:34:43 PM
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AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
When I do I always have my nose out

you don't have to keep reminding everyone that you're a terrible human being. it's cool. we remember from last time.

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Master_Bass
08/25/20 10:34:56 PM
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Guide posted...
I have asthma. They sound like they have a bad case of constipation, because they're full of shit.
This. My dad has asthma and other conditions that make him likely to not survive covid. He damn well wears a mask.

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RetsuZaiZen
08/25/20 10:36:02 PM
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Medussa posted...
you don't have to keep reminding everyone that you're a terrible human being. it's cool. we remember from last time.
I mean if he inhales Corona

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myzz7
08/25/20 10:40:42 PM
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you don't have to say what medical condition you specifically have for not wearing a mask nor is a business legally allowed to ask specifics of said condition. *The Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) of 1990 *

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dummy420
08/25/20 10:42:37 PM
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Just send those people away with no help. Theres a viral outbreak going around and it's bad for people with healthy lungs. Your just being nice by informing them and refusing to give them any service for risk of infecting someone that would have a severe reaction or death. After all you may be sick.

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Guide
08/25/20 10:43:21 PM
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myzz7 posted...
you don't have to say what medical condition you specifically have for not wearing a mask nor is a business legally allowed to ask specifics of said condition. *The Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) of 1990 *

They are, however, allowed to deny you service.

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CableZL
08/25/20 10:44:02 PM
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myzz7 posted...
you don't have to say what medical condition you specifically have for not wearing a mask nor is a business legally allowed to ask specifics of said condition. *The Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) of 1990 *
The business doesn't have to let you enter the building or allow you to buy things, either.

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Medussa
08/25/20 10:44:19 PM
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myzz7 posted...
you don't have to say what medical condition you specifically have for not wearing a mask nor is a business legally allowed to ask specifics of said condition. *The Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) of 1990 *

"feel free to call a lawyer. but do it outside, you can't be in here without a mask."

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VandorLee
08/25/20 10:44:48 PM
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Yall need to work on getting the thinnest masks and or stabbing holes in them so they barely affect anything and you visually please everyone.

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Zikten
08/25/20 10:44:55 PM
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if it's so bad, have a friend go in the store for you and get what you need.
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myzz7
08/25/20 10:46:33 PM
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CableZL posted...
The business doesn't have to let you enter the building or allow you to buy things, either.
i agree with that in principle but current laws aren't suited for this. lawsuits incoming.

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slmcknett
08/25/20 10:47:41 PM
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I have asthma, too. Wearing a mask is no big deal. If you're not wearing one, you're an asshole.

And if your condition is so bad that it's THAT hard for you to breathe, stay at home and have a family member complete your errands for you.

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Medussa
08/25/20 10:48:03 PM
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myzz7 posted...
i agree with that in principle but current laws aren't suited for this. lawsuits incoming.

the ada says you don't need to provide a reason to the establishment. you still need to provide one to your lawyer when you try to make a claim. so, you damn well better have a good one.

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Guide
08/25/20 10:48:12 PM
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myzz7 posted...
i agree with that in principle but current laws aren't suited for this. lawsuits incoming.

I hope you spend the money trying.

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Pope_Francis_I
08/25/20 10:48:20 PM
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I have tennis elbow and even that works lol
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myzz7
08/25/20 10:49:09 PM
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slmcknett posted...
I have asthma, too. Wearing a mask is no big deal. If you're not wearing one, you're an asshole.

And if your condition is so bad that it's THAT hard for you to breathe, stay at home and have a family member complete your errands for you.
not practical. also invest in a face shield. i've seen asthmatics go in and out of businesses with no breathing issues while complying with nanny-state mask mandates.

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VandorLee
08/25/20 10:51:12 PM
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Just wear a thin mask with holes you added yourself. It wont bother you at all and they can go fly a kite.

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Wasssup Now
08/25/20 10:51:22 PM
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Looks like the new trend is bashing on disabled individuals
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RetsuZaiZen
08/25/20 10:52:07 PM
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VandorLee posted...
Yall need to work on getting the thinnest masks and or stabbing holes in them so they barely affect anything and you visually please everyone.

This is lazy

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UltraDeku
08/25/20 10:54:05 PM
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Wasssup Now posted...
Looks like the new trend is bashing on disabled individuals
Are people with asthma even considered disabled?

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Chicken
08/25/20 10:54:21 PM
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What do doctors and nurses with asthma do?

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VandorLee
08/25/20 10:54:30 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
This is lazy

This works. I do it all the time. Black mask as well so the holes are less noticable.

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Frolex
08/25/20 10:54:33 PM
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Wasssup Now posted...
Looks like the new trend is bashing on disabled individuals

Yes, it is unfortunately disturbingly common that people openly display their contempt for the vulnerable by spurning pandemic counter measures and willfully exposing those people to a virus which may very well kill them. Sad indeed.

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Kisai
08/25/20 10:56:59 PM
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The adult children that refuse to wear a mask simply because, "I DON'T WANNA!" are seriously pissing me off.

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Medussa
08/25/20 10:57:50 PM
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Kisai posted...
The adult children that refuse to wear a mask simply because, "I DON'T WANNA!" are seriously pissing me off.

cricket bat to the face needs to be classified as self defense at this point. literally committing biological terrorism to own the libs.

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RetsuZaiZen
08/25/20 11:02:25 PM
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VandorLee posted...
This works. I do it all the time. Black mask as well so the holes are less noticable.
I'm referring to the low effort trolling

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Ruvan22
08/25/20 11:04:26 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
"Can you cover your mouth with your shirt? Do you have a scarf or anything that you could cover up with?"
"You didn't hear me -- I have asthma."
"Can you come through the [pharmacy] drive-thru?"
"I can't. I'm on a motorcycle."
"..."
"I've tried wearing a mask. Believe me, I've tried. I can't."


Having asthma myself, if his symptoms are so easily triggered (wearing a mask), he really shouldn't be leaving the house...
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Pathos_
08/25/20 11:05:41 PM
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My biggest fear. My little brother is 12 and has asthma. This disease could handicap him forever, or even kill him. I hope not, I've already carried one of my brothers underground, hope it does not happen again. Stay save guys

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Ruvan22
08/25/20 11:06:59 PM
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myzz7 posted...
not practical. also invest in a face shield. i've seen asthmatics go in and out of businesses with no breathing issues while complying with nanny-state mask mandates.

A) What exactly is not practical?
B) Why do you consider mask mandates a "nanny-state"?
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VandorLee
08/25/20 11:11:43 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
I'm referring to the low effort trolling

Im referring to the high effort work around.

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Jabodie
08/25/20 11:13:21 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
A) What exactly is not practical?
B) Why do you consider mask mandates a "nanny-state"?
To be frank the American people have shown they need a nanny with childlike behavior.

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008Zulu
08/25/20 11:15:45 PM
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myzz7 posted...
you don't have to say what medical condition you specifically have for not wearing a mask nor is a business legally allowed to ask specifics of said condition. *The Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) of 1990 *
I love how people still think that those medical exemption cards for masks are a real thing.

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TheGreatGeno6
08/25/20 11:32:53 PM
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I have asthma and smoke a pack of cigarettes a day and masks aren't an issue for me.

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Panthera
08/25/20 11:39:00 PM
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I have asthma too, though it's pretty mild in my case, doesn't affect me much except when there's smoke in the air. Masks are not a problem. Well, those elastic strap ones are but that's because those fuckers feel like they're trying to cut off your ears, not for any breathing issues. If someone's asthma is bad enough that a mask is a problem for them I imagine they probably need to be taking some pretty serious precautions during this pandemic and won't just be wandering around aimlessly, looking for people to try to talk into letting them do random things

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slmcknett
08/26/20 5:13:20 AM
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VandorLee posted...
wear a thin mask with holes
This is why America still has so many cases. People are selfish idiots.

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Senta
08/26/20 5:16:02 AM
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I have severe respiratory issues from damaged lungs and airways due to a bad case of getting pneumonia and bronchitis on top of each other years ago.

Caused permanent damage. It took me trying 5 different styles and makes of masks before I found one I could wear for a length of time without feeling like I wasnt getting enough air. Those people just dont even care to try and find one that works; the few who actually have asthma anyway, and aren't just full of shit.

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DrizztLink
08/26/20 6:06:39 AM
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008Zulu posted...
I love how people still think that those medical exemption cards for masks are a real thing.
Well, there's a lot of idiots in this world.

Hell, there's like 6 just in this topic.

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ButteryMales
08/27/20 12:08:25 AM
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How the fuck are these anti-maskers not modded yet?
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Solid Sonic
08/27/20 12:09:45 AM
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LanHikari10 posted...
Wear a mask.

Do we get modded for proclaiming we don't wear a mask in public? Is it considered trolling because someone is bound to get angry?

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Lathissamus
08/27/20 12:11:27 AM
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ButteryMales posted...
How the fuck are these anti-maskers not modded yet?
Because they aren't breaking the rules. You lefties are out of your minds.

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