Current Events > Representative Jim Jordan says Trump ran a sub 6 minute mile

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troll_swag 08/25/20 8:10:16 PM #1:	https://halfwaypost.com/2020/08/25/jim-jordan-claims-donald-trump-ran-a-mile-in-under-6-minutes-last-weekend/ --- This post now contains 300% more swag, and a 500% increase in trolling. You're welcome. <cite>troll_swag posted [p:943820145] in Representa... [t:78933852]...</cite> <quote>https://halfwaypost.com/2020/08/25/jim-jordan-claims-donald-trump-ran-a-mile-in-under-6-minutes-last-weekend/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 08/25/20 8:11:22 PM #2:	This obsession the right has with turning Trump into some physically dominant alpha male is really creepy and sexual --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:943820192] in Representa... [t:78933852]...</cite> <quote>This obsession the right has with turning Trump into some physically dominant alpha male is really creepy and sexual </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken_Butt 08/25/20 8:11:25 PM #3:	Then he should have no trouble doing it again on video, right? --- Cluck. <cite>Chicken_Butt posted [p:943820194] in Representa... [t:78933852]...</cite> <quote>Then he should have no trouble doing it again on video, right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 08/25/20 8:11:42 PM #4:	in other equally valid news, the earth is physically 1 dimensional --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington <cite>Machete posted [p:943820208] in Representa... [t:78933852]...</cite> <quote>in other equally valid news, the earth is physically 1 dimensional </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 08/25/20 8:11:50 PM #5:	It took me halfway through that article to realize it was satire. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:943820217] in Representa... [t:78933852]...</cite> <quote>It took me halfway through that article to realize it was satire. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/25/20 8:13:15 PM #6:	"yeah and the weekend before we played 18 holes and Trump got 17 he's really good" --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:943820267] in Representa... [t:78933852]...</cite> <quote>"yeah and the weekend before we played 18 holes and Trump got 17 he's really good" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacDaMurderer 08/25/20 8:15:17 PM #7:	Really bad satire. Did they even try to make it funny? --- @macdamurderer GT: Mac Da Murderer <cite>MacDaMurderer posted [p:943820333] in Representa... [t:78933852]...</cite> <quote>Really bad satire. Did they even try to make it funny? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightHawKnight 08/25/20 8:16:11 PM #8:	The world would end first. --- The Official Odin of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. "You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me." <cite>LightHawKnight posted [p:943820365] in Representa... [t:78933852]...</cite> <quote>The world would end first. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 08/25/20 8:16:52 PM #9:	It's a parody news site, folks. --- If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:943820383] in Representa... [t:78933852]...</cite> <quote>It's a parody news site, folks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CruelBuffalo 08/25/20 8:18:02 PM #10:	....I was in good shape, but I can barely keep up! People think that hes not in good shape because of his diet of almost exclusively fast food, and the fact that he seems to get out of breath anytime he talks for more than twenty seconds,.... lol thats when I figured out it was satire. Lol too obvious with the shade <cite>CruelBuffalo posted [p:943820415] in Representa... [t:78933852]...</cite> <quote>....I was in good shape, but I can barely keep up! People think that hes not in good shape because of his diet of almost exclusively fast food, and the fact that he seems to get out of breath anytime he talks for more than twenty seconds,.... lol thats when I figured out it was satire. Lol too obvious with the shade </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lincoln002 08/25/20 8:19:37 PM #11:	That's a bogus article. Boo! Edit: by bogus I mean incredibly cruel, not fake, obviously it's satire. Trump literally got a standing ovation for drinking a cup of water, the bar couldn't be lower for his physical shape. --- In this world, is the destiny of man controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? <cite>lincoln002 posted [p:943820474] in Representa... [t:78933852]...</cite> <quote>That's a bogus article. Boo! Edit: by bogus I mean incredibly cruel, not fake, obviously it's satire. Trump literally got a standing ovation for drinking a cup of water, the bar couldn't be lower for his physical shape. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Poop2 08/25/20 8:20:44 PM #12:	This is straight out of the North Korean fascist playbook <cite>Poop2 posted [p:943820518] in Representa... [t:78933852]...</cite> <quote>This is straight out of the North Korean fascist playbook </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrankJaegr 08/25/20 8:26:47 PM #13:	sweats nervously in spanish <cite>FrankJaegr posted [p:943820747] in Representa... [t:78933852]...</cite> <quote> sweats nervously in spanish </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Polycosm 08/25/20 8:26:51 PM #14:	Trump's doctor says Trump could have lived to 200 years old if he ate fewer hamburgers. Representative Jim Jordan says Trump ran a sub 6 minute mile. One is parody, one is real... but can you tell which is which without looking up the answer? --- Thus in 2020 did Allen send forth a great flood, that destroyed the gurus and all users that lived on land, except those in azuarc. (thengamer.com/guru) <cite>Polycosm posted [p:943820749] in Representa... [t:78933852]...</cite> <quote>Trump's doctor says Trump could have lived to 200 years old if he ate fewer hamburgers. Representative Jim Jordan says Trump ran a sub 6 minute mile. One is parody, one is real... but can you tell which is which without looking up the answer? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/25/20 8:27:10 PM #15:	Poop2 posted... This is straight out of the North Korean fascist playbook Just FYI nobody in North Korea believes those superhuman sport feats are real. They've never been broadcast as news and most North Koreans first time hearing about such a thing were from western tourists. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:943820764] in Representa... [t:78933852]...</cite> <quote>Poop2 posted... </cite> <quote>This is straight out of the North Korean fascist playbook</quote> Just FYI nobody in North Korea believes those superhuman sport feats are real. They've never been broadcast as news and most North Koreans first time hearing about such a thing were from western tourists. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScazarMeltex 08/25/20 8:39:56 PM #16:	I'm pretty sure that bloated fat bastard can't run the 100 yard dash in 6 minutes. Let alone a mile. --- "If you wish to converse with me define your terms" Voltaire <cite>ScazarMeltex posted [p:943821197] in Representa... [t:78933852]...</cite> <quote>I'm pretty sure that bloated fat bastard can't run the 100 yard dash in 6 minutes. Let alone a mile. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Poop2 08/25/20 8:50:30 PM #17:	Tyranthraxus posted... Just FYI nobody in North Korea believes those superhuman sport feats are real. They've never been broadcast as news and most North Koreans first time hearing about such a thing were from western tourists. great, so these ppl are dumber than the poor NK populace under a despotic regime. wonderful <cite>Poop2 posted [p:943821544] in Representa... [t:78933852]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>Just FYI nobody in North Korea believes those superhuman sport feats are real. They've never been broadcast as news and most North Koreans first time hearing about such a thing were from western tourists.</quote>great, so these ppl are dumber than the poor NK populace under a despotic regime. wonderful </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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