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It is so bad, it is funny. I am a polygot and speak a lot of languages. I learn a lot of Mandarin because I like frequenting the Chinese restaurants around here. I was thinking of the word chuang and thought it sounded like schwing.
There is an older gentleman named Yin-Ow who works at my favorite restaurant. He has a really short haircut and doesn't speak any English.
He would pose as Garth, wearing a blond wig and a punk rock overshirt. He would say "Chuang, Chuang," every time a beautiful woman would pass by. Is he harassing the customers? When they posed what chuang meant, he would respond, "No hablo inglese," and they would let it pass.

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