Current Events > Huh, my brother's sister-in-law's mom is a massive bitch.

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pegusus123456
08/23/20 2:01:44 AM
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My sister-in-law's brother died last week. This bitch has done the following:

  • Wrote an obituary where she states that the family doesn't want flowers, they want people to send money directly to the widow. On it's own, this isn't a big deal, though it should be mentioned that this side of the family is worth literal millions.
  • "Accidentally" gave the deceased's mother the wrong date for the funeral home appointment. It was only by chance that the mother called the funeral home and learned the right date.
  • When confronted about this, she said she doesn't see why the mother needs to be there anyway since she isn't paying for it.
  • Stated that she'll be standing at the door to turn people away because she doesn't want a lot of people at the funeral.
  • Due the cause of death, the body couldn't be embalmed. Despite this, she insisted to wait until Monday to have him buried, roughly a week after his death. Given the previous point, we're all pretty sure this is her way of trying to stop people from coming.

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HylianFox
08/23/20 2:05:38 AM
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I'm getting a headache figuring out your title

Isn't she also your brother's wife's mother? Why specify sister-in-law

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Lost_All_Senses
08/23/20 2:06:39 AM
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HylianFox posted...
I'm getting a headache figuring out your title

Isn't she also your brother's wife's mother? Why specify sister-in-law

I forfeited and backed out this topic tbh

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Pkmas1702
08/23/20 2:07:13 AM
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Imma head out...

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Roxborough4Ever
08/23/20 2:09:01 AM
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woman are fucked

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FrankJaegr
08/23/20 2:09:50 AM
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Pkmas1702 posted...
Imma head out...


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pegusus123456
08/23/20 2:18:41 AM
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HylianFox posted...
I'm getting a headache figuring out your title

Isn't she also your brother's wife's mother? Why specify sister-in-law
Nah. Another way of phrasing it would be "my sister-in-law's sister-in-law's mom."

Or for an MS Paint family tree:


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Cornhuskers
08/23/20 2:22:01 AM
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Is this making fun of Hunter?
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