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lilORANG
08/18/20 10:33:15 PM
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Don't you land directly on it?
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Irony
08/18/20 10:34:51 PM
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People don't do it with an erection

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Jabodie
08/18/20 10:35:13 PM
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Irony posted...
People don't do it with an erection
Speak for yourself

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HighOnSolar
08/18/20 10:36:44 PM
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Jabodie posted...
Speak for yourself

I mean, it kind of looks like that guy is doing the worm but hes mostly just tilting back and forth

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Shablagoo
08/18/20 10:36:45 PM
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When I was younger I had sex with my gf on some concrete...when I whipped it out I tried to slide it in and missed (we were drunk), jamming it head-first into the concrete.

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DrizztLink
08/18/20 10:37:57 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
When I was younger I had sex with my gf on some concrete...when I whipped it out I tried to slide it in and missed (we were drunk), jamming it head-first into the concrete.


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TerrifyingRei
08/18/20 10:38:12 PM
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fuckin lol

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UsernamesRlame
08/18/20 10:38:16 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
When I was younger I had sex with my gf on some concrete...when I whipped it out I tried to slide it in and missed (we were drunk), jamming it head-first into the concrete.

That sounds terrible.

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Jabodie
08/18/20 10:39:46 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
When I was younger I had sex with my gf on some concrete...when I whipped it out I tried to slide it in and missed (we were drunk), jamming it head-first into the concrete.


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Shablagoo
08/19/20 6:38:28 AM
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DrizztLink posted...

UsernamesRlame posted...
That sounds terrible.

Jabodie posted...

Yep, all accurate. Thankfully the booze and vagina helped dull the pain, but it was awfully painful

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treewojima
08/19/20 7:05:30 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
Yep, all accurate. Thankfully the booze and vagina helped dull the pain, but it was awfully painful

So, you smashed your dick into concrete and then proceeded to fuck the pain away

That's the most metal thing I've ever heard in my life
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Shotgunnova
08/19/20 7:30:59 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGrI34a_fM

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DrizztLink
08/19/20 2:27:00 PM
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treewojima posted...
So, you smashed your dick into concrete and then proceeded to fuck the pain away

That's the most metal thing I've ever heard in my life
I'm putting it into a song once I got my harlequin doom metal band off the ground.

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