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MedeaLysistrata
08/17/20 7:43:39 PM
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About 10-20 hours of reading a week. You choose the book.

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Wii_Shaker
08/17/20 7:44:52 PM
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Does she read?

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rexcrk
08/17/20 7:45:09 PM
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Wish I had time for that.

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MedeaLysistrata
08/17/20 7:46:02 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Does she read?
She reads voraciously, about 2000 pages a week from different books. She is willing to give up the hobby for you though.

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AlisLandale
08/17/20 7:47:28 PM
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Well akshully all I have to do is copy the text of Fox in Sox and paste it into a word document where each word takes up its own page, then go to Staples and have it printed and bound into my own custom book, hehehehehehehehe

But for serious, Id at least try. I can read about 100 pages in one sitting before I start losing my concentration. So at most thats 4 days. I know Id eventually screw it up but itd be fun while it lasted lol

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DDirtyDastard
08/17/20 7:48:29 PM
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I'd smash that up for a month or two.
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Blue_Inigo
08/17/20 7:50:07 PM
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I can read about 75 pages a day if I like the book. Are they gonna be fun books?

We including comics or graphic novels?

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smoke_break
08/17/20 7:51:58 PM
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Fuck that, lol.

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MedeaLysistrata
08/17/20 7:52:10 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
I can read about 75 pages a day if I like the book. Are they gonna be fun books?

We including comics or graphic novels?
You can pick the book. Comics and the like don't count.

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FL81
08/17/20 7:57:32 PM
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What's the downside

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fire_bolt
08/17/20 8:07:41 PM
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400 a week? Hell, I used to read more than that a day back in high school. Literally no downside, would mean I start actually working through my massive book backlog
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LightningAce11
08/17/20 8:08:53 PM
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Bout 60 pages a day, can do it.
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StarReaper13
08/17/20 8:10:09 PM
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Not too much of an issue if I could borrow/read her books.

If I had to find a new book every week on my own I'd have a problem since I'm not going to B&N or whatever every week. Especially now of all times.

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Buzz Killjoy
08/17/20 9:19:38 PM
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400 pages is not 10-20 hours of reading for me, so no problem.

I doubt my girlfriend would be interested in me if I didn't read anyway.

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Pepys Monster
08/17/20 9:21:54 PM
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Deal.

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BloodMoon7
08/17/20 9:23:00 PM
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Reading was one of my only strong points so it's not like it would be a problem.

But she's not perfect.

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MedeaLysistrata
08/17/20 9:23:45 PM
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Outer_space posted...
Do audio books count?
No

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Makeveli_lives
08/17/20 9:23:48 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
I assume ebooks would be allowed
You can change the spacing and everything on an ebook. Make a paragraph take up a whole page.

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nativengine
08/17/20 9:30:04 PM
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I CAN read a good amount of pages in a day but I typically read 15-25 pages a night. But not every night. I did binge some good SW books on my 2 week quarantine. Now that Im back t work, a 400 page book could take me some time.

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KingWhiteKnight
08/17/20 9:36:14 PM
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I could read a 400 page book in a day if I enjoyed it and binged it. Read A Dance with Dragon in 3 days and it was over a thousand pages.
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vigorm0rtis
08/17/20 9:38:31 PM
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Yeah, I already read that much, easy, so...

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3PiesAndAFork
08/17/20 9:39:38 PM
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This is the easiest yes to a scenario ever.

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Wii_Shaker
08/17/20 9:42:55 PM
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CalypsoDoom posted...
Shes definitely a keeper tbh
Yeah. I could benefit from reading up to 20 hours a week.

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DirkDiggles
08/17/20 9:44:14 PM
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Can it be manga?

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Wii_Shaker
08/17/20 9:46:02 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Can it be manga?
He already said no comics.

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Garioshi
08/17/20 9:46:11 PM
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Easy, I read 50,000 Shades of Grey.

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lightwarrior78
08/17/20 9:50:19 PM
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Can I substitute 2 light novels about 200 pages each? I already tend to do that when they all come in at once. I'd also question formatting. I've got some sanctum reprints of old Shadow pulps and they format things like a graphic novel putting 2 old novels into about 130 pages.

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Compsognathus
08/17/20 9:57:06 PM
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No. I wouldn't even mind the reading and 400 pages a week is no big deal. But the lack of flexibility that adds to your life is just crazy.

Want to take a week off and go explore somewhere new? Well hopefully you don't want to spend all that time exploring. You have a book to read.

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CommunismFTW
08/17/20 10:02:56 PM
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Absolutely.

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