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BeyondWalls
08/15/20 2:47:58 PM
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...only 30 years old! How old do you feel now, CE?

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TopKekBro
08/15/20 2:49:13 PM
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Rats age really fast.

i guess the TMNT are like 1.5 years old and they will die at 3.

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pikachupwnage
08/15/20 2:49:37 PM
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125lbs at 4ft?

How fucking ripped is he under that robe?

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Austin_Era_II
08/15/20 2:49:45 PM
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He's the same weight as me but I'm taller. So he's fat...

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DarkChozoGhost
08/15/20 2:50:04 PM
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lol

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Foppe
08/15/20 2:50:30 PM
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Wasnt that 30 years ago?

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Kajagogo
08/15/20 2:50:35 PM
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125 lbs. at 4 ft. even? Obese!

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pikachupwnage
08/15/20 2:50:50 PM
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Austin_Era_II posted...
He's the same weight as me but I'm taller. So he's fat...

He is a fuckin Ninja Master. That is definitely muscle.

Dont diss Master Splinter.

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darkphoenix181
08/15/20 2:51:30 PM
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Typical anime logic
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Austin_Era_II
08/15/20 2:51:36 PM
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I watched Ip Man movies. I can take on the world. Come at me!!!

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RustyFerret
08/15/20 2:56:06 PM
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Yeah, Hamato Yoshi was a young man in the original cartoon before turning into a rat.
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BeyondWalls
08/15/20 2:57:59 PM
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RustyFerret posted...
Yeah, Hamato Yoshi was a young man in the original cartoon before turning into a rat.
Its true. So how old is April? 19?

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RustyFerret
08/15/20 3:01:48 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Its true. So how old is April? 19?
Wikipedia says she was 28.
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Zikten
08/15/20 3:03:41 PM
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in the newer cartoons they made April younger. I know in a cartoon like 10 years ago she was a teenager. and now in the newest one I think she's like 12 or something
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DD Divine
08/15/20 3:03:49 PM
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in the comic/cartoon he was a human that became a rat right? Dude looked older than 30.


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Alteres
08/15/20 3:08:10 PM
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Chicken
08/15/20 3:09:58 PM
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Austin_Era_II posted...
He's the same weight as me but I'm taller. So he's fat...
Do you got a thicc ass tail?

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BeyondWalls
08/15/20 3:55:03 PM
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RustyFerret posted...
Wikipedia says she was 28.
Wait. Splinter and April were the same age?

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Cornhuskers
08/15/20 4:01:32 PM
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Kajagogo posted...
125 lbs. at 4 ft. even? Obese!

Autumn Falls is 5'2 and 125 pounds.
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Guerrilla Soldier
08/15/20 4:13:14 PM
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well thats probably the age when he turned into a rat. maybe he was a prodigy and became a master really young.

so that'd make him like mid to late 40s, cuz the turtles are all teenagers

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Quicksilver
08/15/20 4:29:42 PM
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In the original comic Splinter was a literal pet rat who learned all his ninja skills from watching and mimicking his master he was a rat who became human like.

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Ryven
08/15/20 4:46:55 PM
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Quicksilver posted...
In the original comic Splinter was a literal pet rat who learned all his ninja skills from watching and mimicking his master he was a rat who became human like.

Also from the 1990 movie.

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BeyondWalls
08/15/20 5:01:23 PM
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^
That's just the lie he tells himself because the truth is too painful. Splinter is an unreliable narrator.

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