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mrduckbear
08/09/20 11:02:45 AM
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If i hit the daily double in the lottery, i would..










Suppose one day you checked your ticket and lo and behold, you're the lucky bastard who just hit the daily double and won the lottery..which of the following is how you would likely react? these are some common reactions

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BeyondWalls
08/09/20 11:37:12 AM
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Youre a target.
Dont tell anyone.

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rodu_jr
08/09/20 11:37:41 AM
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kind of like when the Chiefs won the Superbowl, stunned silence
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RetsuZaiZen
08/09/20 11:40:37 AM
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I'd be in shock.

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pepper2012
08/09/20 11:42:38 AM
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I'd probably instantly go on a week long alcohol fueled bender

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Joeydollaz
08/09/20 11:43:35 AM
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Give all the money to Covid families

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Alteres
08/09/20 11:46:58 AM
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I wouldn't tell anyone.

Besides possibly here, as no one knows who the fuck I am.

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ThePieReborn
08/09/20 11:56:42 AM
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Immediately get a hold of my former tax professor because she's the person with the most financial acumen I know.

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fohstick
08/09/20 12:02:28 PM
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run towards a group of radscorpions
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CADE FOSTER
08/09/20 12:03:23 PM
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shocked but then i would move to Canada until Trump was gone
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Mistere Man
08/09/20 1:53:47 PM
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Depends on the amount I won, but probably die of a heart attack honestly.

If I survived I would give it all to my close family.

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R1masher
08/09/20 1:55:57 PM
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the lottery is poor mans tax

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mullettron
08/09/20 2:07:10 PM
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I'd be very confused because I've never bought a lottery ticket before.
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TheOrgyPorgy
08/09/20 2:08:51 PM
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Knowing how I tend to react to these things I'd yell 'YEAH!!!!' really loudly and pump my fist a few times and probably accidentally hurt myself and then laugh it off because hell who cares i won the lottery

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Blue_Target
08/09/20 2:10:25 PM
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Keep calm and hire a lawyer and accountant asap

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Starks
08/09/20 2:12:02 PM
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I just add it to my portfolio and continue on
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VTBM
08/09/20 2:12:48 PM
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Sictis
08/09/20 2:12:53 PM
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"Holy shit" would probably be the first words out of my mouth

But really though, lol at playing the lottery.
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NightRender
08/09/20 2:19:41 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hMC73W53Q8

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
08/09/20 2:22:18 PM
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All of the above
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3PiesAndAFork
08/09/20 2:43:56 PM
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Get elated, then double and triple check the numbers. I would then get in touch with a lawyer to figure out next steps (assuming it's 1 million + we're talking about).

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SolidShadow3
08/09/20 3:19:45 PM
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Confirm with my roomate its accurate; then cash it in. Give him what I owe him x2 to keep him quiet, then disappear into the night and never be seen or heard from again.

I'd probably just move back home but never tell anyone I did until they caught me.

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apocalyptic_4
08/09/20 3:23:27 PM
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It would be hard to believe at first. I'd only tell my immediate family and my workplace wouldn't hear from me again after that day.

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Lost_All_Senses
08/09/20 3:46:39 PM
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Id piss on all my stuff and then realize I still needed that stuff until the check came.

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08/09/20 4:18:51 PM
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HBOSS
08/09/20 4:34:22 PM
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goto social media and brag about it.

id take care of my family. buy them houses then pay their college degrees.

whatevers left over I'll use to travel the world on boat with a crew of folks that want to do it. stop at popular ports to hang out and drink and move on to the next adventures!


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Samaxe
08/09/20 4:41:02 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
shocked but then i would move to Canada until Trump was gone

4 years in Canada is a long time.

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CanuckCowboy
08/09/20 4:50:57 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
I don't do the lottery, so....

But I'd have mixed feelings of fear and joy. I don't know how to find the proper people to manage my money, the right lawyers to protect me, and proper security. Like, seriously, how do you figure that stuff out especially when everything hits you all at once?

Talk to someone who can handle investments for you.

Alternatively dont spend it all like a huge idiot and just never worry about money again.

I fail to see how having enough money to last forever with no financial worries would make life more confusing or difficult, ya know?

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ehhwhatever
08/09/20 4:53:28 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
I don't do the lottery, so....

But I'd have mixed feelings of fear and joy. I don't know how to find the proper people to manage my money, the right lawyers to protect me, and proper security. Like, seriously, how do you figure that stuff out especially when everything hits you all at once?
I agree it would be hard to proceed having one side of me wanting to indulge and the other wants to stay balanced which is kinda a mix worth keeping for who knows what the future will bring.

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Irony
08/09/20 4:58:05 PM
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https://youtu.be/C4mB_irRAog

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Smackems
08/09/20 5:10:09 PM
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I'd be like sweet

And I'd give most of it away

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BigG777
08/09/20 5:12:27 PM
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Go to Vegas and bet it all on red. Then go home broke.
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GateOfDoom
08/09/20 5:13:42 PM
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Depending how much quit my job immediately!
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rpopsicle7
08/09/20 6:08:27 PM
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"
mrduckbear posted...

If you Won the LOTTERY, how would you REACT??

Suppose one day you checked your ticket and lo and behold, you're the lucky bastard who just hit the daily double and won the lottery..which of the following is how you would likely react? these are some common reactions


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CADE FOSTER posted...
shocked but then i would move to Canada until Trump was gone

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@ CADE FOSTER posted... Haha lol.... You sir are wise beyond your years...

Personally I am not saying anything to anyone and am going to keep working the same with my business as normal and say "Oh I am making more money now"?


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Chicken_Butt
08/09/20 6:13:40 PM
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I wouldn't really react. I'm sure a lot of people say that, but I have plenty of money tucked away right now and don't use it. I don't work a good job or anything, it was an inheritance. I live in a cheap apartment. My computer is worth more than my car. My most expensive hobby is gaming and I try to only buy games on sale. I buy a couple a month, max.

It really doesn't take a lot to keep me happy. I don't want anything lavish. It'd just get taken from me. I like living small. Not a big blip on anybody's radar, that's the way to go.

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LethalAffinity
08/09/20 6:15:50 PM
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TheOrgyPorgy
08/09/20 6:16:15 PM
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I would use the money to investigate that 9/11 was an inside job

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VIIVincent
08/09/20 6:21:39 PM
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Still living quietly and peacefully without much going on? Want to keep it that way? A couple 0's and disappear.

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rpopsicle7
08/09/20 7:22:20 PM
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rpopsicle7 posted...


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mrduckbear posted...

If you Won the LOTTERY, how would you REACT??

Suppose one day you checked your ticket and lo and behold, you're the lucky bastard who just hit the daily double and won the lottery..which of the following is how you would likely react? these are some common reactions "?

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CADE FOSTER posted...
shocked but then i would move to Canada until Trump was gone "?


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rpopsicle7 posted...

@ CADE FOSTER posted... Haha lol.... You sir are wise beyond your years...

Personally I am not saying anything to anyone and am going to keep working the same with my business as normal and say "Oh I am making more money now"? "?


The other major question would be how can I spend the money I want to spend as I want to spend my money without other people [and/or the wrong people] seeing me spend money and/or remembering me spending money and/or knowing how much money I am spending and/or how much money I am worth?


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