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knightoffire55
08/09/20 1:07:06 AM
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You know its a fact.

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ThanksUglyGod
08/09/20 1:09:18 AM
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Hey, I thought Fant4stic was pretty good!
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toyota
08/09/20 1:34:24 AM
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The only genuinely good ones were the blade one

I have no idea how people werent sick of them by the first avengers movie

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BudDupree48
08/09/20 1:40:34 AM
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Yep

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Proto_Spark
08/09/20 1:42:43 AM
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They're the perfect "I don't want to think about this movie, I just want fun action-y crap to wolf down my popcorn with" movie. Like say, Mission Impossible or something, but there's a different Marvel movie every 3 months.

Since Endgame ended, I have had absolutely no interest in any of them though.
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billcom6
08/09/20 1:45:23 AM
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lol no

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El Mexicano Texano
08/09/20 1:48:29 AM
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I've been saying this shit for years but nope people always want to say I'm trolling.

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Questionmarktarius
08/09/20 1:48:59 AM
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Thor 3 is fun as hell, though.
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Smackems
08/09/20 1:49:18 AM
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Yes, I do. Almost all superhero movies are

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hockeybub89
08/09/20 1:52:56 AM
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No they aren't. They are mostly very good at what they are attempting to be. Haters like to act like people think they're high art. They're just fun.

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DoctorVader
08/09/20 2:15:15 AM
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https://youtu.be/jEbl-umsFOM

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MabusIncarnate
08/09/20 2:17:28 AM
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Pre-Iron Man a lot of them were, yes.

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Questionmarktarius
08/09/20 2:21:16 AM
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Back in 1993, my clique (the psycho idiots) skipped school, and I didn't want to that day, for reasons I don't remember. They ended up shooting one of my best buds in the head, and he died.
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Solo_Wing
08/09/20 2:31:33 AM
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Most of them are. Winter Soldier, Ragnarok and Iron Man are awesome.

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SolidShadow3
08/09/20 2:33:27 AM
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Obvious bait is obvious

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TheCodeisBosco
08/09/20 2:44:34 AM
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I'm not a Marvel junkie. Honestly, I don't think I've ever even read a Marvel comic. And I haven't seen many of the films, let alone any Avengers after the first.

All that said, I've seen the odd Marvel film here and there, and none of them have been shit by any means. In particular, I have a real soft spot for Captain America: The First Avenger and Black Panther.

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gamer167
08/09/20 10:17:42 AM
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Critic reviews, consumer reviews, and the box office disagree.
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Zikten
08/09/20 10:21:32 AM
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Proto_Spark posted...
They're the perfect "I don't want to think about this movie, I just want fun action-y crap to wolf down my popcorn with" movie. Like say, Mission Impossible or something, but there's a different Marvel movie every 3 months.

Since Endgame ended, I have had absolutely no interest in any of them though.

there has only been one released since Endgame. you make it sound like a bunch have come out since, but it was just Far From Home. Black Widow would have been out by now if not for the virus
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Zikten
08/09/20 10:22:17 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
yes, they are. specifically capeshit.

the funny thing is most Marvel heroes don't wear capes
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LaggnFragnLarry
08/10/20 7:48:04 PM
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my son says they need more action
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Stalolin
08/10/20 7:58:33 PM
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I mean they're not high art but they're a ton of fun to watch and to be a fan of.
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Wii_Shaker
08/10/20 8:01:40 PM
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Most of them suck.

A few of them are actually good.

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CyricZ
08/10/20 8:03:04 PM
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Everything everywhere is terrible.

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Heart-Mk-II
08/10/20 8:05:42 PM
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No, you're shit, TC. You're shit.

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LethalAffinity
08/10/20 8:06:12 PM
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Proto_Spark posted...
They're the perfect "I don't want to think about this movie, I just want fun action-y crap to wolf down my popcorn with" movie. Like say, Mission Impossible or something, but there's a different Marvel movie every 3 months.

Since Endgame ended, I have had absolutely no interest in any of them though.


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LethalAffinity
08/10/20 8:09:52 PM
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gamer167 posted...
Critic reviews, consumer reviews, and the box office disagree.
Popularity =/= quality

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palmereldritch
08/10/20 8:14:47 PM
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They mostly are. The more comics I read the more disappointed I get in how they look, mostly dull browns and greys. The more great action movies I watch the more disinterested I become in their poorly choreographed, poorly shot action scenes.

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Smashingpmkns
08/10/20 8:16:11 PM
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People can talk all the shit they want but it's still the best expansive cinematic series ever and it isnt even close.
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palmereldritch
08/10/20 8:18:47 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
People can talk all the shit they want but it's still the best expansive cinematic series ever and it isnt even close.
That isn't something to praise or be proud of. Stand alone films have always been better and more respected than franchises.

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LightHawKnight
08/10/20 8:24:29 PM
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LethalAffinity posted...
Popularity =/= quality

Kinda does. People wouldn't be watching or praising it if it was actually bad for this long.

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Cheese_Crackers
08/10/20 8:28:20 PM
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Proto_Spark posted...
They're the perfect "I don't want to think about this movie, I just want fun action-y crap to wolf down my popcorn with" movie. Like say, Mission Impossible or something, but there's a different Marvel movie every 3 months.

Since Endgame ended, I have had absolutely no interest in any of them though.
Could not disagree more my man. There are plenty of things to analyze and discuss about them. They're not as ambitious as Nolan movies, but they're extremely character-driven.

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Cheese_Crackers
08/10/20 8:29:43 PM
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palmereldritch posted...
That isn't something to praise or be proud of. Stand alone films have always been better and more respected than franchises.
More respected by who? And is the quality because of some inherent flaw in movie franchises or because of director apathy / corporate interference?

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Smashingpmkns
08/10/20 8:29:55 PM
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palmereldritch posted...
That isn't something to praise or be proud of. Stand alone films have always been better and more respected than franchises.

Yes it is if you're not a mindless hater and who the fuck cares? they're popcorn movies made for pure entertainment not a cerebral experience.
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Mistere Man
08/10/20 8:30:12 PM
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Everyone has their own tastes for things, and I happen like them, but to each their own.

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palmereldritch
08/10/20 8:52:11 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Yes it is if you're not a mindless hater and who the fuck cares? they're popcorn movies made for pure entertainment not a cerebral experience.
That doesn't mean they have to be bad. I like plenty of action movies made for pure entertainment that's pretty much all I've been watching lately the difference is they actually have properly shot and choreographed action compared to the muddled incoherent shit you get in a marvel movie.

For example the 90s Hong Kong movie The Heroic Trio has better action and more of the feel and look of a live action comic book despite not being an adaptation and with nowhere near the budget.

But Marvel have realised they can put out shoddily made action movies the colour of mud and people will eat it up, so no wonder they don't try something like actual decent fight choreography.

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Smashingpmkns
08/10/20 8:55:32 PM
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palmereldritch posted...
That doesn't mean they have to be bad. I like plenty of action movies made for pure entertainment that's pretty much all I've been watching lately the difference is they actually have properly shot and choreographed action compared to the muddled incoherent shit you get in a marvel movie.

They're not bad, they're properly shot, and they for the most part have good choreography and amazing stunt work. Sure you can just throw shit out there and hope it sticks but that doesn't mean it will lol

Like how tf are any of the Marvel action sequences "muddled" and "incoherent"?
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SwayM
08/10/20 8:57:24 PM
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gamer167 posted...
Critic reviews, consumer reviews, and the box office disagree.


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palmereldritch
08/10/20 8:59:41 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
They're not bad, they're properly shot, and they for the most part have good choreography and amazing stunt work. Sure you can just throw shit out there and hope it sticks but that doesn't mean it will lol

Like how tf are any of the Marvel action sequences "muddled" and "incoherent"?
I haven't seen any that match up with what you're saying and I've seen most of them

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SwayM
08/10/20 9:00:59 PM
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I also love when people say theyre burned out of these movies.

Like 2 come out a year on average.

Thats like saying youre sick of pizza, Ive had it twice this year.

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Smashingpmkns
08/10/20 9:03:02 PM
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palmereldritch posted...
I haven't seen any that match up with what you're saying and I've seen most of them

Like 90% of them fit what I'm saying lol
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Mistere Man
08/10/20 11:24:20 PM
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This heroic trio?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KBZaya2JCk

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