Poll of the Day > James Patterson and Bill Clinton: The President is Missing.

(+) Yeah! (+)

Heres the blurb on the back of this book they co-wrote:

THIS BOOK MOVES LIKE AIR FORCE ONE. BIG AND FAST.

it was only $10 I had to buy it. This book is going to be immensely enjoyable to me because I can only imagine Clinton not Patterson did not write this and basically just told their ghost writers to fuck off and do whatever.

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Jordan Peterson and Bill Clinton: The President is a Lobster

starring Rob Schneider

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I havent actually read tut yet, but these chapters are short! Like some are barely a page and a half!

Im gonna feel SO smart reading for 20 minutes and getting through 8 chapters, but roughly only 2% of the book.

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This is a Spoiler topic now.

The dedication to page basically calls Bill a novice and talks about how he needed help to do his half of the work lol

The dedication also includes the secret service and cops who devote their lives to keep us safe and secure.

Thanks, Grand Central Publishing.


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... checking the cleavage shes made sure to reveal, allowing just enough bounce in her girls to make it memorable.

Page 25

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The President isn't missing. He's on Epstein Island.

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Bill Clintons OC makes me feel like Im reading fanfics again. Hes totally President because he cares first and foremost about the American people. How do I know this? Because they say it like 5 times in the first 20 pages.

Hes also very very handsome, and is smart. And he works out! And hes good with the ladies. And hes...

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Is... uh... airport in Reagan National Airport capitalized?

becaus this book doesnt seem to think so.

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Chapter 8 starts with Not Bill Clinton talking about how Evil Social Media keeps honest politicians like him from doing the most good lmfao

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Social media is shit though.
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This book is more dull than outright bad so far. But I cant read my Pacific Rim novel until I finish this >_>

of course after I post this, I read a paragraph where this assassin lady who goes by Bach just gushes over the mans music and then says she was born in the wrong century, and I had such an ugly, visceral reaction to it that I threw my book across the lawn and now the back cover is a little bent.

Also she kills people but draws the line at eating meat.

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