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MeIon Bread
08/06/20 11:15:23 AM
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Why?

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ChrisTaka
08/06/20 11:17:08 AM
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My printer says it will kill me if I don't feed it enough paper.

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DarkRoast
08/06/20 11:17:56 AM
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The printer is to man what man is to God.

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gamer167
08/06/20 11:21:28 AM
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Speak the truth brother.

Its the year 2020 and Ive yet to meet a printer that wasnt constantly having problems.

I feel like theyre such overly complex machines for what they do. Its like the technology only came so far.
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monkmith
08/06/20 11:23:00 AM
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my brother laser printer is perfectly fine!

help its holding a gun to my head and forcing me to typppppppppppaezAfasfsed

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DarkRoast
08/06/20 11:25:02 AM
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"Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?"

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Timohtep
08/06/20 11:27:18 AM
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I find it ridiculous that 3d printers that can make highly complex and interesting shapes and solids in the 3rd dimension are less complicated than normal printers
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Corrupt_Power
08/06/20 11:27:49 AM
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I work in IT and it's commonly understood in my field that printers are demonic hellspawn that only do what we want them to do on occasion to lull us into a false sense of security.
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Austin_Era_II
08/06/20 11:28:31 AM
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Printers?

Bro plz!!! It's called PDF and Cloud servers.

Stop killing trees!!

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ZevLoveDOOM
08/06/20 11:28:48 AM
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im just afraid they might rise against us one day and enslave us.
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monkmith
08/06/20 11:29:38 AM
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Timohtep posted...
I find it ridiculous that 3d printers that can make highly complex and interesting shapes and solids in the 3rd dimension are less complicated than normal printers
3d printers aren't made by big companies looking to tie you to their specific brand of plastic filament... yet.

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Austin_Era_II
08/06/20 11:31:35 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
im just afraid they might rise against us one day and enslave us.

Oh yeah one night the printer might turn on by itself and walk into your bedroom and be like "Gentlemen!!! All your base belongs to us" then the fucking printer starts doing some weird ass dancing.

FUCK THAT!!!

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DarkRoast
08/06/20 11:31:46 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
im just afraid they might rise against us one day and enslave us.

ERROR: PC LOAD MISSILE

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