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MeIon Bread
08/06/20 11:01:47 AM
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In the original Hebrew language version of the OT, it starts off by talking about a male whale, then it changes to a female whale. Wtf.

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SolidShadow3
08/06/20 11:07:53 AM
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Thought you were saying Jonah Hill came out as transgender, woops.

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FortuneCookie
08/06/20 11:09:08 AM
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Jonah: "I can't believe this guy ate me."
Whale: "Did you just presume my gender?"

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MeIon Bread
08/06/20 11:10:53 AM
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The Bible wasn't written by SJWs, FortuneCookie. Thankfully.

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Alteres
08/06/20 11:12:23 AM
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Some species of frogs, when they find themselves in a single sex environment are know to...

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FortuneCookie
08/06/20 9:07:38 PM
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...I want a movie where Sam Neill plays Jonah.

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Smackems
08/06/20 9:09:37 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
...I want a movie where Sam Neill plays Jonah.
And James Earl Jones is the whale

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