Current Events > Former WWF Superstar Marty Janetty casually confesses to murdering someone

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AirFresh
08/05/20 10:49:53 AM
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God damn, dude...

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MC_BatCommander
08/05/20 10:50:50 AM
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He overpowered and murdered a grown man at the age of 13?

Yeah that happened

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BudDupree48
08/05/20 10:51:00 AM
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Wat in the f

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NeonOctopus
08/05/20 10:51:12 AM
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TheVipaGTS
08/05/20 10:52:10 AM
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Uuuhhh. Wow.

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FortuneCookie
08/05/20 10:52:17 AM
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If he killed somebody who was trying to molest him, that's self-defense.

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BuckVanHammer
08/05/20 10:52:25 AM
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that's somethin...
like to hear the 2nd or 3rd time he made a man disappear

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BeyondWalls
08/05/20 10:52:48 AM
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Uh..... well... ok. I mean, who hasnt murdered someone down by the river at this point? Come on, its 2020. What are you waiting for?

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__aCEr__
08/05/20 10:54:47 AM
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When you give WAY too much information in your breakup text.

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The Top Crusader
08/05/20 10:56:52 AM
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I know someone who overheard a prominent wrestler confess to a woman falling off a boat and dying and never going to the authorities... I think I remember who they said it was but I dont want to be wrong and incriminate the wrong person...

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/05/20 10:58:07 AM
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"buying weed from a..."
"the first time I made a man disappear"
"Chattahoochie River"

LOL
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JlM
08/05/20 10:58:50 AM
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He'll just say he was hacked, like when he said he wanted to fuck his daughter.
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smoke_break
08/05/20 11:00:56 AM
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__aCEr__ posted...
When you give WAY too much information in your breakup text.
Yeah, it's just like when rappers tell on themselves in their songs.

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Lord_Wombat
08/05/20 11:03:24 AM
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smoke_break posted...
Yeah, it's just like when rappers tell on themselves in their songs.
"Gap tooth in your mouth so my dicks gotta fit" is still one of my favorites
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g0ldie
08/05/20 11:05:26 AM
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"the first time I made a man disappear"

how many people has this dude killed?

and I'm wondering what the blocked out word is.

edit: apparently it's the homophobic f-word slur

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JlM
08/05/20 11:07:03 AM
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g0ldie posted...
"the first time I made a man disappear"

how many people has this dude killed?

and I'm wondering what the blocked out word is.


Pretty sure is a gay slur.
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cjsdowg
08/05/20 11:13:30 AM
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For people saying self defense, when you throw there body in the river. It is kind of hard to prove your case on that. Also he implied that he did it more than once.

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The_Ivory_Man
08/05/20 11:19:09 AM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
He overpowered and murdered a grown man at the age of 13?

Yeah that happened

While I definitely doubt this whole stupid though guy story, I don't fully doubt that being possible.

13 year old Mike Tyson weighed 195 pounds and was placed again high school students in his boxing matches and even adults at his gym rather than have him compete with people his own age.
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ViewtifulGrave
08/05/20 11:22:26 AM
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Lord_Wombat posted...
"Gap tooth in your mouth so my dicks gotta fit" is still one of my favorites
Are you trying to say that Dre is gay?

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Fony
08/05/20 11:26:21 AM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
He overpowered and murdered a grown man at the age of 13?

Yeah that happened

I've been 6'0" and over 200lbs since 7th grade.

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eston
08/05/20 11:31:09 AM
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AlCalavicci
08/05/20 11:38:44 AM
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Wondering if the online detectives can fact check this against where he grew up and any missing people reports around the time he was 13

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Lord_Wombat
08/05/20 11:44:59 AM
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ViewtifulGrave posted...
Are you trying to say that Dre is gay?
I'm saying I'm surprised it took this long for people to figure it out.

Oh shit, that was Eminem...

Seriously though, it isn't that it's gay, it's more of how small is Dre's dick if it fits in a gap tooth?
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ViewtifulGrave
08/05/20 12:50:04 PM
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I think Dre is making fun of the size of the gapped teeth, not the size of his dick.

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KiwiTerraRizing
08/05/20 12:54:23 PM
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We are the Rockers

Shawn and Marty

We love to murder and we love to Party

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Mark_DeRosa
08/05/20 12:56:30 PM
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So is he a crackhead now

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CanuckCowboy
08/05/20 1:00:49 PM
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ViewtifulGrave posted...
Are you trying to say that Dre is gay?

He was a cross dresser for a time (not that that makes him gay) and eazy practically made a whole album about it.

He's also a woman beater.


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Pope_Francis_I
08/05/20 1:11:32 PM
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The irony being he still works at Victory Lanes bowling alley.
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gatorsPENSbucs
08/05/20 1:18:27 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/05/20 2:07:20 PM
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Mark_DeRosa posted...
So is he a crackhead now
Always has been.
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AirFresh
08/05/20 2:22:48 PM
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https://twitter.com/TMZ_Sports/status/1291071238664794112

Oh dear

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Kim Kusanagi
08/05/20 2:32:39 PM
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shockthemonkey posted...
Holy shit I forgot about that one

Shawn Michaels screwed him up bad.

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Vicious_Dios
08/05/20 2:34:59 PM
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Spooking posted...
Excuse me, sir... Marty, this is a Wendy's.

lmao

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TheVipaGTS
08/05/20 2:40:48 PM
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Did anyone check him for CTE?

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XxKrazyChaosxX
08/05/20 2:47:49 PM
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When the cops show up he should try to escape through the window.


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Lord_Wombat
08/05/20 2:48:24 PM
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ViewtifulGrave posted...
I think Dre is making fun of the size of the gapped teeth, not the size of his dick.
I know, but damn, choose your phrases better haha

CanuckCowboy posted...
He was a cross dresser for a time (not that that makes him gay) and eazy practically made a whole album about it.
That shit was legit? I thought it was just E ribbing... Huh.

CanuckCowboy posted...
He's also a woman beater.
Yeah, they all were (not that that's an excuse). I hear Cube was by far the worst, which made that scene in The Players Club even more awkward.
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Veggeta X
08/05/20 3:25:15 PM
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Can someone translate this for me please?

https://imgur.com/y1G2F1F

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ZannoL
08/05/20 3:26:17 PM
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The dude is obviously a nutcase.
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DeadBankerDream
08/05/20 3:29:28 PM
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Is he saying he murdered his ex?
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cjsdowg
08/05/20 5:28:29 PM
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Veggeta X posted...
Can someone translate this for me please?

https://imgur.com/y1G2F1F

DId he just say the person he saw s daughter for a a number of yes was hot.

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Flauros
08/05/20 5:32:02 PM
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When you have 0 attention in 30 years, you make some crazy reaches.

He just got a dose of attention and some more to come, and thats all that matters.

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gatorsPENSbucs
08/05/20 5:39:54 PM
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Spooking posted...
HBK can't help you out of this one, Marty.
By backstabbing him and giving him that sweet chin music

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mustachedmystic
08/05/20 5:45:26 PM
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ViewtifulGrave posted...
I think Dre is making fun of the size of the gapped teeth, not the size of his dick.

This, FFS, it's a diss song, that line has nothing to do with Dre.

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Poop2
08/05/20 6:00:50 PM
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what a dumdum
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