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-Unowninator-
08/04/20 11:59:29 AM
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Unfortunately, I can't figure out what it wants because it doesn't speak English. I called 911, but they hung up as soon as I said it could talk. Help me gamefaqs!
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The_homelander
08/04/20 12:00:29 PM
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-Unowninator-
08/04/20 12:01:05 PM
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The_homelander posted...
Call his friend the talking pig

What's his number?
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Were_Wyrm
08/04/20 12:03:18 PM
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Give him your pic-a-nic basket

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ZeroX91
08/04/20 12:09:34 PM
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Try Russian

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-Unowninator-
08/04/20 12:10:46 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
Give him your pic-a-nic basket

That only pissed him off. :/

ZeroX91 posted...
Try Russian

I don't know Russian.
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-Unowninator-
08/04/20 12:29:44 PM
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bump
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-Unowninator-
08/04/20 6:37:12 PM
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Holy shit, there's fallen trees all over my neighborhood! It must be the bear.
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furb
08/04/20 6:37:52 PM
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is it teddy ruxpin

u should be safe if you take out his cassette

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-Unowninator-
08/04/20 6:39:38 PM
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furb posted...
is it teddy ruxpin

Doesn't Ruxpin speak English? Because this bear does not.
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Delirious_Beard
08/04/20 6:40:33 PM
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is that my boy Fatty Bear trying to make a cake

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-Unowninator-
08/04/20 7:23:20 PM
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Delirious_Beard posted...
is that my boy Fatty Bear trying to make a cake

Are bear cakes supposed to look like balls of fallen trees, dirt and lawn furniture?
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SkittyOnWailord
08/04/20 7:27:36 PM
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Go give him a bear hug. That's all he wants.

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-Unowninator-
08/04/20 7:28:59 PM
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SkittyOnWailord posted...
Go give him a bear hug. That's all he wants.

But I don't have another bear to hug him.
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SkittyOnWailord
08/04/20 7:30:58 PM
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-Unowninator- posted...
But I don't have another bear to hug him.

Go down to the local bar. There's usually a few bears there.

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-Unowninator-
08/04/20 7:41:44 PM
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SkittyOnWailord posted...


Go down to the local bar. There's usually a few bears there.

And how would I get the bears to hug the one in my backyard?
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