Current Events > Your reaction: Your best friend's girlfriend just accidentally humiliated you.

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UnfairRepresent 08/04/20 8:20:41 AM #1:	You're with all your friends to watch the big game and you get up to open a jar of pickles. You strain with all your might but it just wont open. "Huuuuuuuurgh! Oh this Is ridiculous! It's locked down tighter than the city of Jericho! Zeus himself couldn't even open this shit." you scream in angered frustration causing everyone to look at you. Moments later your best friend's small skinny girlfriend walks in from the bathroom, clearly oblivious to you your spectacle and goes "Ohh pickles." Then she casually opens the jar immediately, barely trying. You look around and your friends are trying to be polite but are failing and laughing/giggling/pointing at you. Especially the girls https://i.imgur.com/vUataiJ.jpg Your best friend's girlfriend looks around confused "What? What did I do!?" How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:942972130] in Your react... [t:78891410]...</cite> <quote>You're with all your friends to watch the big game and you get up to open a jar of pickles. You strain with all your might but it just wont open. "Huuuuuuuurgh! Oh this Is ridiculous! It's locked down tighter than the city of Jericho! Zeus himself couldn't even open this shit." you scream in angered frustration causing everyone to look at you. Moments later your best friend's small skinny girlfriend walks in from the bathroom, clearly oblivious to you your spectacle and goes "Ohh pickles." Then she casually opens the jar immediately, barely trying. You look around and your friends are trying to be polite but are failing and laughing/giggling/pointing at you. Especially the girls https://i.imgur.com/vUataiJ.jpg Your best friend's girlfriend looks around confused "What? What did I do!?" How do you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dorfmann_ 08/04/20 8:22:04 AM #2:	Spear ---> Jackhammer <cite>Dorfmann_ posted [p:942972152] in Your react... [t:78891410]...</cite> <quote>Spear ---> Jackhammer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 08/04/20 8:22:51 AM #3:	call the cops on her <cite>Reis posted [p:942972164] in Your react... [t:78891410]...</cite> <quote>call the cops on her </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CagingElephants 08/04/20 8:26:24 AM #4:	Make my friends watch how good her grip strength is...on my dick! Consensually, of course. <cite>CagingElephants posted [p:942972232] in Your react... [t:78891410]...</cite> <quote>Make my friends watch how good her grip strength is...on my dick! Consensually, of course. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 08/04/20 8:28:02 AM #5:	Kill myself for ever saying "Huuuuuuuurgh! Oh this Is ridiculous! It's locked down tighter than the city of Jericho! Zeus himself couldn't even open this shit." --- https://imgur.com/GRZEGPm https://imgur.com/OeMgQZT <cite>MrResetti posted [p:942972259] in Your react... [t:78891410]...</cite> <quote>Kill myself for ever saying "Huuuuuuuurgh! Oh this Is ridiculous! It's locked down tighter than the city of Jericho! Zeus himself couldn't even open this shit." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 08/04/20 8:44:35 AM #6:	That would never happen, when I can't open a jar, I just ask my mom to open it. <cite>bknight posted [p:942972591] in Your react... [t:78891410]...</cite> <quote>That would never happen, when I can't open a jar, I just ask my mom to open it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VandorLee 08/04/20 8:47:11 AM #7:	Who the fuck cares? She cant have a good grip? Is this really humiliating? --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) <cite>VandorLee posted [p:942972665] in Your react... [t:78891410]...</cite> <quote>Who the fuck cares? She cant have a good grip? Is this really humiliating? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 08/04/20 8:57:58 AM #8:	Nothing sexier than watching a girl struggle to open a jar of pickles. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:942972914] in Your react... [t:78891410]...</cite> <quote>Nothing sexier than watching a girl struggle to open a jar of pickles. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 08/04/20 8:59:00 AM #9:	VandorLee posted... Who the fuck cares? --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:942972941] in Your react... [t:78891410]...</cite> <quote>VandorLee posted... </cite> <quote>Who the fuck cares?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 08/04/20 8:59:40 AM #10:	take to twitter to ruin her life and career --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:942972960] in Your react... [t:78891410]...</cite> <quote>take to twitter to ruin her life and career </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 08/04/20 9:00:38 AM #11:	MrResetti posted... Kill myself for ever saying "Huuuuuuuurgh! Oh this Is ridiculous! It's locked down tighter than the city of Jericho! Zeus himself couldn't even open this shit." Yeah probably this. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:942972980] in Your react... [t:78891410]...</cite> <quote>MrResetti posted... </cite> <quote>Kill myself for ever saying "Huuuuuuuurgh! Oh this Is ridiculous! It's locked down tighter than the city of Jericho! Zeus himself couldn't even open this shit."</quote>Yeah probably this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 08/04/20 9:03:25 AM #12:	that would be way more embarrassing than whatever happened to the jar just saying that shit alone would be grounds for mockery and humiliation --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:942973044] in Your react... [t:78891410]...</cite> <quote>that would be way more embarrassing than whatever happened to the jar just saying that shit alone would be grounds for mockery and humiliation </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/04/20 9:09:57 AM #13:	bknight posted... That would never happen, when I can't open a jar, I just ask my mom to open it. Your mom wasn't there --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:942973179] in Your react... [t:78891410]...</cite> <quote>bknight posted...</cite> <quote>That would never happen, when I can't open a jar, I just ask my mom to open it. </quote> Your mom wasn't there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 08/04/20 9:13:51 AM #14:	divot1338 posted... Nothing sexier than watching a girl struggle to open a jar of pickles. My wife has never had an issue with it. She has a trick where she hits the edge of the lid on the floor and it becomes super easy to open. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:942973275] in Your react... [t:78891410]...</cite> <quote>divot1338 posted... </cite> <quote>Nothing sexier than watching a girl struggle to open a jar of pickles.</quote> My wife has never had an issue with it. She has a trick where she hits the edge of the lid on the floor and it becomes super easy to open. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 08/04/20 9:15:05 AM #15:	Wake up because only in a dream would I be breaking medical directives. --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. <cite>Stagmar posted [p:942973300] in Your react... [t:78891410]...</cite> <quote>Wake up because only in a dream would I be breaking medical directives. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 08/04/20 9:16:06 AM #16:	NeoShadowhen posted... My wife has never had an issue with it. She has a trick where she hits the edge of the lid on the floor and it becomes super easy to open. is that why they called her pickle princess in high school? --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:942973326] in Your react... [t:78891410]...</cite> <quote>NeoShadowhen posted... </cite> <quote>My wife has never had an issue with it. She has a trick where she hits the edge of the lid on the floor and it becomes super easy to open.</quote> is that why they called her pickle princess in high school? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shelhamer92 08/04/20 9:17:12 AM #17:	I break the jar and eat shards of glass to re-establish dominance. --- "It's a sunny night in Oakland" -Phil Simms *Camera pans to full moon <cite>Shelhamer92 posted [p:942973355] in Your react... [t:78891410]...</cite> <quote>I break the jar and eat shards of glass to re-establish dominance. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 08/04/20 9:20:37 AM #18:	UnfairRepresent posted... laughing/giggling/pointing at you. Especially the girls hot --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:942973426] in Your react... [t:78891410]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>laughing/giggling/pointing at you. Especially the girls</quote>hot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 08/04/20 1:13:15 PM #19:	The Trent posted... that would be way more embarrassing than whatever happened to the jar just saying that shit alone would be grounds for mockery and humiliation what --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:942980800] in Your react... [t:78891410]...</cite> <quote>The Trent posted...</cite> <quote>that would be way more embarrassing than whatever happened to the jar just saying that shit alone would be grounds for mockery and humiliation </quote> what</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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