Current Events > Scenario: You just accidentally ruined your boss's daughter's wedding dress

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You're talking to your boss one day and he's holding a big fancy fuck off box.

You go "Hey, what's in the box?"

And he says "Oh this?" He opens the box. "This is my daughter's wedding dress. Finally arrived today. Fucking expensive shit, was about half the cost of the entire wedding. Tailor made. Makes Pnina Tornai look like a hut in New Guinea. I don't even know what half the shit is they used to make this thing, just that it cost more than my car. But anything for my daughter on her special day. She was so happy when I bought it, she's going to be thrilled now that it has arrived. It's going to be like a dream come true for her."

Suddenly his phone rings and he hands you the box. "Sorry, hold this for a moment, I gotta take this." Then he walks away while talking on the phone about something important.

You're left holding the open box and muse to yourself how weird it is that what could be the downpayment on a house was used to buy some shitty uncomfortable clothing that will only be worn once. You lean against the wall causally, resting one hand on it when OH NO! The paint is wet! Why wasn't there a sign or anything?

You jump back in shock then to your horror realize on instinct you just pawed your dripping paint covered hand over the dress and made a mess. You gasp in shock which makes you drop the box, the dress falls out and it lands on the floor which had just been cleaned with super strong industrial strength bleach, leaving browny/gray bleach stains on the dress and ruining the material.

You quickly pick it up but in doing so accidentally give yourself a papercut from the box due to your haste. You don't realize however until blood from your hand has poured all over the dress then suddenly you do a couple of massive uncontrollable sneezes directly onto the dress.

Then it hits you. If the floor was just cleaned maybe there's something nearby that could clean the dress before it's too late. Indeed there's a janitor's closet behind you which you open and enter. He's not inside but when you opened the door you did it so aggressively that the force caused the Janitor's badly balanced lunch to fall off a shelf and land directly onto the dress. Including a plastic cup of coca-cola and a juicy slice of blueberry pie. Covering it with coke/blueberry stains and bits of pie crust.

To make matters worse there was also an ash tray next to it which toppled onto the dress alongside the pie, including some more recently lit hot ash.

"MAN this janitor is unprofessional!" You think to yourself. But there's no time for that now. You're about to look through the cleaning supplies when you realize part of the dress got caught on the door handle, so when you walked forward you ripped a massive tear in the chest area of the dress.

You take stock and realize that in the past 100 seconds you have utterly ruined the dress. Then look back to your horror to see your boss and his daughter heading your way. The phone call must have been her telling him that she's here!

They will be with you in moments.

https://i.imgur.com/qBTl76P.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?
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I defeat my boss in single combat and marry his daughter.

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Grab the nearest person and pull them over to the dress and yell out overdramatically,

WHAT'D YOU DOOOOO?!!!

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Ryven posted...

Grab the nearest person and pull them over to the dress and yell out overdramatically,

WHAT'D YOU DOOOOO?!!!

I think the nearest person is the boss's daughter
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UnfairRepresent posted...

I think the nearest person is the boss's daughter

Then i'll pull the daughter over and go

WHAT'D YOU DOOOO?!!!

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