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Chadwick69
08/03/20 9:18:16 AM
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So I just started dating a girl a week ago, and she just told me that her ex was a 6'2 Australian man with a 10 inch penis, and that he "wrecked me so hard I could barely move the next day".

I'm legitimately scared to have sex with her because if she says anything about my 4 incher I will probably cry and my insecurities will increase tenfold.

Terrible place to ask for advice, but I need help. :(
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Guide
08/03/20 9:21:28 AM
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If you're scared to have sex,

I don't know

you've lost the way

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Tired-Insomniac
08/03/20 9:23:41 AM
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How's your tongue?

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Chadwick69
08/03/20 9:24:36 AM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
How's your tongue?
I have been told I have a long tongue.
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The Trent
08/03/20 9:25:11 AM
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User Since: Jul 2020


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BanHammer
08/03/20 9:25:14 AM
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literally no woman wants a 10 inch wang ramming into her. that shit does NOT feel good.

Tired-Insomniac posted...
How's your tongue?
this tho ngl
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Chadwick69
08/03/20 9:28:07 AM
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The Trent posted...
User Since: Jul 2020
Yes, I'm new here.

BanHammer posted...
literally no woman wants a 10 inch wang ramming into her. that s*** does NOT feel good.
I dunno, she talked about it like it was pretty good. :(
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The Trent
08/03/20 9:28:52 AM
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it's okay tc, i believe your assertion that www.gamefaqs.gamespot.com attracts new members to its message boards

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Chadwick69
08/03/20 9:31:08 AM
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The Trent posted...
it's okay tc, i believe your assertion that www.gamefaqs.gamespot.com attracts new members to its message boards
Stay on topic! I need friends right now
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bladedhalo
08/03/20 9:32:19 AM
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No woman wants a 10-incher. Plus, those are probably "girl inches," where his 10 inches is probably closer to six, maybe seven. Don't worry about it. I would worry about why a girl dating you now is talking to you about how good the sex with her old boyfriend is. Likely, she is not over him. You might want to kick her down the road.


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BanHammer
08/03/20 9:34:16 AM
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Chadwick69 posted...
I dunno, she talked about it like it was pretty good. :(
assuming u arent trolling, shes just fuckin with u
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saspa
08/03/20 9:34:28 AM
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The Trent posted...
it's okay tc, i believe your assertion that www.gamefaqs.gamespot.com attracts new members to its message boards

They really should include an option in the settings to automatically block all new accounts so we don't have to see their topics/posts instead of manually putting them on ignore each time.

The weird thing is, you're already anonymous on an internet message board, why the need for anonyception? Just make the same dumb topic on your main, what exactly are you embarrassed about?
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The Trent
08/03/20 9:36:15 AM
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saspa posted...
The weird thing is, you're already anonymous on an internet message board, why the need for anonyception? Just make the same dumb topic on your main, what exactly are you embarrassed about?

TC probably needs to maintain the mask so that his main can be taken seriously in political discussions

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ThyCorndog
08/03/20 9:36:39 AM
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girls are notoriously bad at approximating dick size. most people have 5 or 6 something inch dicks and yet every girl somehow has had sex with an 8 incher. I think guys lie all the time and girls can't tell so they believe them

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Chadwick69
08/03/20 9:36:51 AM
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saspa posted...
The weird thing is, you're already anonymous on an internet message board, why the need for anonyception? Just make the same dumb topic on your main, what exactly are you embarrassed about?
You know how this board is, you got people who screenshot things and keep spreadsheets and use things against you 5 years later.
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3PiesAndAFork
08/03/20 9:37:40 AM
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saspa posted...
They really should include an option in the settings to automatically block all new accounts so we don't have to see their topics/posts instead of manually putting them on ignore each time.

The weird thing is, you're already anonymous on an internet message board, why the need for anonyception? Just make the same dumb topic on your main, what exactly are you embarrassed about?
Probably goes against whatever gimmick their main account has. Betting Scotty.

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The Trent
08/03/20 9:37:56 AM
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thought you were new here BUDDY

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KStateKing17
08/03/20 9:40:22 AM
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Where is her ex?

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Chadwick69
08/03/20 9:40:33 AM
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Despite whether or not I am new, the story is true. I am deathly afraid of putting my 4 incher in this woman and having her rip a new hole into my insecurities.
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Alexanaxela
08/03/20 9:40:52 AM
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Chadwick69 posted...
So I just started dating a girl a week ago, and she just told me that her ex was a 6'2 Australian man with a 10 inch penis, and that he "wrecked me so hard I could barely move the next day".

I'm legitimately scared to have sex with her because if she says anything about my 4 incher I will probably cry and my insecurities will increase tenfold.

Terrible place to ask for advice, but I need help. :(

damn food so you were like just chillin on the couch watching death note and she just walked in and was like "my ex was a 6'2" australian with a 10 inch dick who wrecked me so hard i could hardly move the next day!"?
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The Trent
08/03/20 9:41:45 AM
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Chadwick69 posted...
Despite whether or not I am new, the story is true. I am deathly afraid of putting my 4 incher in this woman and having her rip a new hole into my insecurities.

you're not new and it ain't true
why do this

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Chadwick69
08/03/20 9:42:59 AM
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Alexanaxela posted...
damn food so you were like just chillin on the couch watching death note and she just walked in and was like "my ex was a 6'2" australian with a 10 inch dick who wrecked me so hard i could hardly move the next day!"?

It started out with her asking why me and my ex broke up, I told her my side of the story and then she starts telling me about her ex and how crazy he was, but follows it up with "At least his 10 inch dick was good."
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The Trent
08/03/20 9:43:55 AM
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girls are notoriously bad at judging dick size, it was probably like 14 inches

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ZeroX91
08/03/20 9:44:57 AM
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Fingers, tounge, foreplay...you know actually get good at sex not just be large. Ladies like it better anyways.

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Chadwick69
08/03/20 9:47:56 AM
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ZeroX91 posted...
Fingers, tounge, foreplay...you know actually get good at sex not just be large. Ladies like it better anyways.
I'm hoping this will be the case. I'm hoping a good fingerblasting before I enter will make things better.
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The Trent
08/03/20 9:48:18 AM
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you probably have tiny, inadequate fingers

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monkmith
08/03/20 9:48:44 AM
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not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean...

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The Trent
08/03/20 9:49:33 AM
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monkmith posted...
not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean...

i dunno, you gotta think that if they had a bigger boat they would've fucked jaws easier

sorry spoilers

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Chadwick69
08/03/20 9:52:13 AM
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shockthemonkey posted...
How old are you?
28
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monkmith
08/03/20 9:53:16 AM
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The Trent posted...
i dunno, you gotta think that if they had a bigger boat they would've fucked jaws easier

sorry spoilers
...what movie did you watch?

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Lord_Wombat
08/03/20 9:56:02 AM
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You don't compare.

Best of luck.
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The Trent
08/03/20 9:56:03 AM
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jaws 2

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Chadwick69
08/03/20 9:58:36 AM
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shockthemonkey posted...
Youre a very young 28
Wat. Trust me I wish I was younger. Feel like I wasted my life.
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philsov
08/03/20 10:11:21 AM
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At 28, honestly, most chicks have had a run in with an above average dick. They're able to pop a child out and still return to the diameter of salt shaker

You'll be fine. You should do your best regardless of her previous sexual experiences. With a 4" dick the usual recommendation is to have a strong tongue and finger game anyways.
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trappedunderice
08/03/20 10:18:35 AM
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Flockaveli
08/03/20 10:25:15 AM
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Fact that you're a brand new shitposting alt aside, it must not have meant a whole lot of he's her ex.

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