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teepan95
08/02/20 11:59:02 AM
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DirkDiggles
08/02/20 12:02:08 PM
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Doesn't Trump know that Skyrim belongs to the Nords?

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treewojima
08/02/20 12:04:52 PM
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By the nine!

*gets arrested*
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Khajiit
08/02/20 12:06:23 PM
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Khajiit does not see why this Talos is such a big deal.

Khajiit sells his wares all the same, no matter how many people live in the sky.

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ScazarMeltex
08/02/20 12:07:31 PM
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True story: Despite having logged close to 800 hours on Skyrim I have never once finished the main quest because I can't bring myself to pick a side in the civil war. I just can't bring myself to choose between Thalmor puppets or douchebag racists.

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treewojima
08/02/20 12:07:50 PM
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Khajiit posted...
Khajiit does not see why this Talos is such a big deal.

Khajiit sells his wares all the same, no matter how many people live in the sky.

You'd make a nice rug for my living room
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Khajiit
08/02/20 12:09:09 PM
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treewojima posted...
You'd make a nice rug for my living room
Khajiit already has a nice rug for your living room.

No need for violence, just 150 gold.

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Alteres
08/02/20 12:10:28 PM
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treewojima posted...
You'd make a nice rug for my living room
My current character is a khajiit and takes offense to that, he would also kick your ass.

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DarkRoast
08/02/20 12:11:44 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
True story: Despite having logged close to 800 hours on Skyrim I have never once finished the main quest because I can't bring myself to pick a side in the civil war. I just can't bring myself to choose between Thalmor puppets or douchebag racists.

The douchebag racists are also Thalmor puppets, so don't worry

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treewojima
08/02/20 12:12:54 PM
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Alteres posted...
treewojima posted...
You'd make a nice rug for my living room
My current character is a khajiit and takes offense to that, he would also kick your ass.

Mine is too. Gloves of the Pugilist FTW
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Alteres
08/02/20 12:13:44 PM
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Just take the perk in the heavy armor tree.

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Distant_Rainbow
08/02/20 12:14:52 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
Doesn't Trump know

No, he doesn't.

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Tyranthraxus
08/02/20 12:15:29 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
True story: Despite having logged close to 800 hours on Skyrim I have never once finished the main quest because I can't bring myself to pick a side in the civil war. I just can't bring myself to choose between Thalmor puppets or douchebag racists.

The civil war doesn't have anything to do with the main quest.

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DeadBankerDream
08/02/20 12:15:34 PM
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I know this is a Skyrim reference, because post #2 explained the joke.
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DrizztLink
08/02/20 12:18:09 PM
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Alteres posted...
Just take the perk in the heavy armor tree.
Stack that shit.

Khajiit claws, Dragonbone/Daedric gloves with the Pugilist enchantment, the Heavy Handed perk, AND do the Vampire Lord quest to get the Ring of the Beast.

Then be a goddamn LUCHA

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treewojima
08/02/20 12:19:11 PM
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I'm playing with the Ordinator mod tho
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DrizztLink
08/02/20 12:22:34 PM
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treewojima posted...
I'm playing with the Ordinator mod tho
Switch it to Light armor, then.

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ScazarMeltex
08/02/20 12:25:58 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
The civil war doesn't have anything to do with the main quest.
So from doing some reading, if you started the Initiation for the Stormcloaks or the Imperials before the big meeting at High Hrothgar, you will have to join a side (take the oath) or the main quest can not be continued when it comes to inviting Tullius. Which is what has always happened to me because I like to do a ton of sidequests.

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Ivynn
08/02/20 12:30:42 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
True story: Despite having logged close to 800 hours on Skyrim I have never once finished the main quest because I can't bring myself to pick a side in the civil war. I just can't bring myself to choose between Thalmor puppets or douchebag racists.

Nah, it's an easy decision. Which side is your boy Jarl Balgruuf on? That's your side.

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Alteres
08/02/20 12:31:33 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
So from doing some reading, if you started the Initiation for the Stormcloaks or the Imperials before the big meeting at High Hrothgar, you will have to join a side (take the oath) or the main quest can not be continued when it comes to inviting Tullius. Which is what has always happened to me because I like to do a ton of sidequests.
Fuck.

I never do the main quests, even though I have done a half dozen characters and hundreds of hours.

I do all the guilds, dlc, side quests etc and end up with a maxed out character then make a new one.

DrizztLink posted...
Stack that shit.

Khajiit claws, Dragonbone/Daedric gloves with the Pugilist enchantment, the Heavy Handed perk, AND do the Vampire Lord quest to get the Ring of the Beast.

Then be a goddamn LUCHA
Did, somehow never thought to rip the enchant off the gloves... duh.

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DrizztLink
08/02/20 12:38:57 PM
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Alteres posted...
Did, somehow never thought to rip the enchant off the gloves... duh.
Gotta outfox the system sometimes.

Like using the thingy in the basement of the Mage Guild to summon Daedric boots.

Unless you get lucky before like level 8, it's the only way to find a pair of boots with Muffle that you can disenchant.

If only I could get the Shrouded Armor glove enchantment on something else, I could finally craft my perfect Predator armor.

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gunplagirl
08/02/20 12:42:36 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
So from doing some reading, if you started the Initiation for the Stormcloaks or the Imperials before the big meeting at High Hrothgar, you will have to join a side (take the oath) or the main quest can not be continued when it comes to inviting Tullius. Which is what has always happened to me because I like to do a ton of sidequests.
Actually there's a third one where you get both sides to come to an agreement but the scene is long and boring. Still faster for speedruns but... Eh.

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Alteres
08/02/20 12:42:58 PM
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I mean, even on PS4 I use a mod to get rid of that lvled shit for quest rewards.

That pisses me off so goddamn much.

*though I think I am misunderstanding, the enchants should still be the same, just not the strength.

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UnholyMudcrab
08/02/20 12:45:29 PM
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Crono99 posted...
Trump is literally Cicero

I dunno, Pence is the one always going on about Mother
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DrizztLink
08/02/20 1:07:44 PM
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Alteres posted...
I mean, even on PS4 I use a mod to get rid of that lvled shit for quest rewards.

That pisses me off so goddamn much.

*though I think I am misunderstanding, the enchants should still be the same, just not the strength.
It's a glitch in the system for both Muffle and Waterbreathing, IIRC. At least in terms of random gear.

They only show up on drops at stupidly low levels before getting replaced.

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