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UnfairRepresent 08/02/20 9:47:24 AM #1: |
What do you do?
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When suddenly your distraught daughter comes in and tells you through a chorus of sobs that her wife has just broken up with her. Not only that but her wife ran off with another woman. Leaving only a passive aggressive dear John note and taking most of their good stuff. It's a shock to you because you thought their marriage was going great, it seems so did she. 'Red left me for some Asian cow whore with huge disgusting tits. They met an anime convention, can you believe that? ANIME! She'd been cheating on me the entire time we were married. All these years I was just a joke to her. And I just...I.. I..she... I... how come I'm not good enough man?" She crumples onto your couch in a heap and cries while shaking. You've never seen her like this before. This is worse then when her mom died and the time meth dealer Bobson Dugnutt stabbed her combined. Then before you could spell your name you get a call from your friend and co-worker who is slightly annoyed and amused. "What are you doing still at home!? You need to get to the airport right now! Sanchez, Felicia and Mikey are already there! You're going to make us all look like chumps if you don't come and sign this shit before the deadline. Look just 48 hours of flights, paperwork, dinners, shaking hands and kissing ass with some suits and its finally over. We'll make Scrouge McDuck look like Yuriah Heap. Come on man if you screw this up you might ruin the entire merger right at the finish line. We've all worked too hard for too long on this for it to fucking fall apart here. Get to the airport 5 minutes ago! Get your ass to Mars man, I'm buying." You stand there with your phone in your hand, look to the right and you see your broken daughter who really needs you more than ever. If you abandon her right now like everyone else has there could be consequences. Then look to your left and see your bags and think of your career and future. If you don't go right now there could be consequences. https://i.imgur.com/FKJlrGE.png How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZeroX91 08/02/20 9:49:30 AM #2: |
Its bring your daughter to work day!!!! Come on bby, ill even get you a happy meal. :D
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UnfairRepresent 08/02/20 11:25:42 AM #3: |
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 08/02/20 11:43:15 AM #4: |
Head off to the airport, before I go out the door tell her Ill call her on the plane to talk to her about it, and that we will do something special when I return.
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UnfairRepresent 08/02/20 1:42:18 PM #5: |
ZeroX91 posted...
Its bring your daughter to work day!!!! Come on bby, ill even get you a happy meal. :D I don't think that's an option --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dave_is_slick 08/02/20 1:47:22 PM #6: |
Damn it, I voted wrong. It didn't click that this is an adult daughter. In that case I'm still going to the meeting but with thousands of reassurances that I'll make it up to her when I get back.
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UnfairRepresent 08/02/20 3:14:25 PM #7: |
dave_is_slick posted...
Damn it, I voted wrong. It didn't click that this is an adult daughter. In that case I'm still going to the meeting So... you voted right? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dave_is_slick 08/02/20 3:33:47 PM #8: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
So... you voted right?No, I voted to stay when I meant go. --- The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guerrilla Soldier 08/02/20 3:48:28 PM #9: |
her wife? she's an adult and she's been married? and she's already been stabbed by her meth dealer before?
definitely the job. --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZeroX91 08/02/20 3:49:31 PM #10: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
I don't think that's an optionYea but im a good parent and a good employee --- 2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3, a fitting end for a monster like me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/02/20 4:39:13 PM #11: |
Guerrilla Soldier posted...
her wife? Yes she's an adult and she's been married? Yes, still is technically and she's already been stabbed by her meth dealer before? Not HER dealer. She's a cop. Well a detective but she was stabbed when she was a uniform cop. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthAragorn 08/02/20 4:41:52 PM #12: |
I don't and never will have a daughter so I do my job
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UnfairRepresent 08/03/20 5:00:16 AM #13: |
DarthAragorn posted...
I don't and never will have a daughter in this hypothetical scenario you do --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guns_of_Verdun 08/03/20 2:09:01 PM #14: |
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Paper_Okami 08/03/20 2:28:22 PM #15: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Not HER dealer. She's a cop. Well a detective but she was stabbed when she was a uniform cop. i clicked the first option but i regret that now that i know she's a cop i've clearly failed as a father --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/04/20 3:19:02 PM #16: |
Paper_Okami posted...
Jeez that's a little absolute isn't it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XxKrebsxX 08/04/20 3:44:33 PM #17: |
Shes an adult and can handle this like an adult.
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Tropicalwood 08/04/20 3:46:50 PM #18: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Jeez that's a little absolute isn't it?Only a sith deals in absolutes. --- ayy lmao ayy lmao || oaml oaml yya yya ayy lmao ayy lmao || oaml oaml yya yya ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jon1012 08/04/20 3:47:00 PM #19: |
I pay for her to take some time off and go to a nice hotel for the weekend and handle my business.
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FortuneCookie 08/04/20 3:47:41 PM #20: |
Stay at work, then leave in the middle of it to be with my daughter. Hopefully I don't turned into a snowman on my way back home.
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TheOrgyPorgy 08/04/20 3:49:28 PM #21: |
XxKrebsxX posted...
Shes an adult and can handle this like an adult. --- Radiohead ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nfearurspecimn 08/04/20 3:50:46 PM #22: |
Daughter can wait lmao
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UnfairRepresent 08/04/20 5:23:27 PM #23: |
TheOrgyPorgy posted...
Because Adults never need support or help --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheOrgyPorgy 08/04/20 5:25:56 PM #24: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Because Adults never need support or help because FALSE DICHOTOMY IS FALSE DICHOTOMY --- Radiohead ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 08/04/20 5:26:42 PM #25: |
Between my daughter, her ex-wife, her ex-wifes new wife, and Felicia- who has the bigger butt?
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garan 08/04/20 6:06:35 PM #27: |
Family > career for me, this is an easy choice
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UnfairRepresent 08/05/20 5:46:00 AM #28: |
Turbam posted...
Between my daughter, her ex-wife, her ex-wifes new wife, and Felicia- who has the bigger butt? Red (Ex wife) > Asian chick > your daughter > Felicia In ass size --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/05/20 5:53:02 AM #29: |
That's cool dear. I'll be back in a few days to help with your drama shit. See ya!
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Mistere Man 08/05/20 5:55:45 AM #30: |
Your family needs youMy reaction is something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6IPKj2KFjg --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/06/20 7:23:16 AM #31: |
garan posted...
Family > career for me, this is an easy choice CE disagrees it seems --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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