Current Events > Can someone make a "HotLap is WARNED" topic next time I get warned?

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HotLap
08/01/20 11:36:55 AM
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But if you say yes and I come back and find out you didnt do it, boy am I gonna be peeved.

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HotLap
08/01/20 11:42:54 AM
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Thanks. Now to get warned.

@Crono99 warn me, you big dork.

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HotLap
08/01/20 3:43:43 PM
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Hey everyone, Im HotLap and welcome to Jackass. Today were trying to get warned so we can get our own warned topic.

Hey @FabIemaster , whats up you fr-freakin dink? Warn me, you absolute um... friggin goblin.

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Austin_Era_II
08/01/20 3:45:49 PM
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Shut the fuck up kid

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MabusIncarnate
08/01/20 3:48:13 PM
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One time I got modded for saying I was going to try to get warned so maybe you will get lucky here.

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FabIemaster
08/01/20 3:50:26 PM
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Jokes on you I like goblins.

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PatrickMahomes
08/01/20 3:51:17 PM
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tag

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R1masher
08/01/20 3:52:28 PM
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Marked for the offensive pm you sent me

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Veggeta X
08/01/20 4:00:09 PM
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I got you TC

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HotLap
08/01/20 4:48:32 PM
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Austin_Era_II posted...
Shut the WHOA up kid

Easy on the hard f there, brother. I'm trying to get warned, not banned.

ProfessorKukui posted...
post HEY NOW

I don't have any of those. Even if I did, that's an extreme offense right there.

MabusIncarnate posted...
One time I got modded for saying I was going to try to get warned so maybe you will get lucky here.

God (or should I say Mod) willing, my time will come soon.

FabIemaster posted...
Jokes on you I like goblins.

You son of a b. You wild, uncontrollable son of a b.

Veggeta X posted...
I got you TC

Bless.

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PatrickMahomes
08/01/20 5:08:34 PM
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TC still isn't warned, mods slacking

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Caelthus
08/01/20 5:10:33 PM
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But if you get warned how will we get hilarious CYOAs?

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FL81
08/01/20 5:11:26 PM
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No, it's going straight into the general.

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HotLap
08/01/20 5:32:39 PM
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Caelthus posted...
But if you get warned how will we get hilarious CYOAs?

Why don't you fish some laughs out of your frickin' butt, genius?

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HotLap
08/02/20 10:54:26 AM
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Looks like Im gonna have to step it up a notch.

@WafflehouseJK huff an entire bowl of farts and eat my shorts, dingus. Once you choke down that last piece of cargo, warn my whole body.

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Shablagoo
08/02/20 10:56:09 AM
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I would say yes but I honestly dont get how the users who make those topics ever know when another user gets Warned.

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Error1355
08/02/20 10:56:41 AM
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h*ck

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SmidgeIsntBack
08/02/20 10:57:05 AM
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HotLap posted...
Once you choke down that last piece of cargo, warn my whole body.

Ok now this is just getting sexual.

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teepan95
08/02/20 10:58:05 AM
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SmidgeIsntBack posted...
HotLap posted...
Once you choke down that last piece of cargo, warn my whole body.

Ok now this is just getting sexual.

sigh...unzips
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HotLap
08/02/20 11:25:16 AM
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Error1355 posted...
h*ck

Oh Ill get to you, sir.

SmidgeIsntBack posted...
Ok now this is just getting sexual.

Hey, I dont wanna work blue, but sometimes its the only option.

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HotLap
08/02/20 5:06:55 PM
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I went in the bathroom after @LanHikari10 and boy, I will never be the same. It was clear that toilet paper alone was not enough to quell whatever travesty occurred in Lans bowels, as there were soiled pages of a June 2019 Readers Digest littered on the bathroom floor.

Why dont you give me a warning now to make amends for not warning me about your bathroom crimes? Also eat some fiber, you big dummy.

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WafflehouseJK
08/02/20 8:57:04 PM
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HotLap posted...
Looks like Im gonna have to step it up a notch.

@WafflehouseJK huff an entire bowl of farts and eat my shorts, dingus. Once you choke down that last piece of cargo, warn my whole body.
That's hawt.

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HotLap
08/02/20 11:10:43 PM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
That's hawt.

Hey smart guy. How can you be a moderator when youre such a pervert? You nasty horn dog.

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HotLap
08/03/20 10:19:19 AM
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Hey @CapnMuffin , your new nickname is Chunk. Whats up, Chunk? You ol so and so. Dont like it? Too bad. I guess youll have to warn me then Chunkster. Everyone check out freakin Chunkaroo over here.

Chunkasaurus. Chunkboy. Stinkchunk. What time is it? Well its not chunk time Ill tell you that because Chunk is gross and you dont get a time!

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SamsungGearS2
08/03/20 10:20:38 AM
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Dont know you, dont care if youre in warned status

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Guide
08/03/20 10:23:51 AM
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Can we just call people fucking goblins now? I would be all about that.

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HotLap
08/03/20 9:57:09 PM
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Guide posted...
Can we just call people GOOD LORD goblins now? I would be all about that.

Hey now, I said friggin, not... that other word.

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MabusIncarnate
08/03/20 10:00:55 PM
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I think Hotlap needs a juice box and a cup of apple sauce after these efforts

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HotLap
08/04/20 9:29:26 AM
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I sure do.

Hey @powerman1426 , bring me my juicey juice and apple sauce, peasant. So help me God if you bring me a CapriSun you will get the hose again. Dont you go ANYWHERE because I may need chocolate milk at a moments notice, you devilish minx. After that, please bring a hot, steaming glass of warning.

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powerman1426
08/04/20 9:55:17 AM
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HotLap
08/04/20 11:49:52 AM
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Please dont compare yourself to Captain America. Youre more like.... Captain... Dang Ol Poop Butt.

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HotLap
08/04/20 11:11:28 PM
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@Itachi157 it was me who spilled yogurt on your freshly varnished table. I am sorry but please punish me accordingly.

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nfearurspecimn
08/04/20 11:12:02 PM
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just how hot is your lap?

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HotLap
08/05/20 12:41:26 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
just how hot is your lap?

Hot enough to burn @Tom_Clark s face off. Do not put your face in my lap, you nasty neer do well. You can shove your peeping Toms in my thighs over my cold, warned body.

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Tom Clark
08/05/20 1:08:39 PM
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*nods sagely*

That's why they call me Faceless Tom

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SmidgeIsntBack
08/05/20 1:10:37 PM
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They say everytime a HotLap is warned, a gamefaqs.gamespot.com mod gets its wings.

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Caelthus
08/05/20 1:52:37 PM
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SmidgeIsntBack posted...
They say everytime a HotLap is warned, a gamefaqs.gamespot.com mod gets its wings.
Is that why I don't have my wings yet?

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HotLap
08/05/20 3:09:56 PM
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SmidgeIsntBack posted...
They say everytime a HotLap is warned, a gamefaqs.gamespot.com mod gets its wings.

Look at all these dummies Ive summoned here who dont want free wings.

Caelthus posted...
Is that why I don't have my wings yet?

Take it! Take the wings, you putz!

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HotLap
08/06/20 1:56:56 PM
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Hey @Compsognathus , Im gonna be real with you here for a second. Ill pay you five dollars to warn me right here, right now. Thats a new set of wings and five dollars for just a simple click.

But if you need, yknow ammo or something, here you go.

I bet your favorite color of Starburst is yellow. Yellow Starbursts are flavorless husks forgotten by God and so is anyone who enjoys them more than the pink kind.

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Tom Clark
08/06/20 2:31:04 PM
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HotLap posted...
Yellow Starbursts are flavorless husks forgotten by God and so is anyone who enjoys them more than the pink kind.

Maybe the recipes are a bit different here in the UK, but the yellow and orange ones are my favourites.

The green ones can go to hell, though.

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SmidgeIsntBack
08/06/20 3:18:24 PM
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MODS ARE ASLEEP, QUICK, come back later when they're here so they can warn you.

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Compsognathus
08/06/20 6:14:07 PM
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HotLap posted...
Hey @Compsognathus , Im gonna be real with you here for a second. Ill pay you five dollars to warn me right here, right now. Thats a new set of wings and five dollars for just a simple click.

But if you need, yknow ammo or something, here you go.

I bet your favorite color of Starburst is yellow. Yellow Starbursts are flavorless husks forgotten by God and so is anyone who enjoys them more than the pink kind.
Why me? Alas I'm not allowed to take money from users.

And actually Red are my favorite.

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HotLap
08/07/20 12:54:23 PM
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Tom Clark posted...
Maybe the recipes are a bit different here in the UK, but the yellow and orange ones are my favourites.

The green ones can go to hell, though.

Hmm they might be different. In the US, the yellow is just a bland lemon. We dont have green over here, but if green is lime then you are CERTIFIABLY INSANE, @Tom_Clark .

SmidgeIsntBack posted...
MODS ARE ASLEEP, QUICK, come back later when they're here so they can warn you.

I have returned. Wake up, mods. Time to warn.

Compsognathus posted...
Why me? Alas I'm not allowed to take money from users.

And actually Red are my favorite.

Look at the topic, sir. You were not my first choice, buddy. Hows that taste? Gotta sting a little, huh? Maybe enough to warn me, eh @Compsognathus ?

As for your red Starburst preference... thats fine actually.

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HotLap
08/08/20 12:32:16 AM
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Hey @Valjackal , you horrible dunce! YOUR MOTHER DIDNT LOVE YOU! YOUR FATHER DIDNT LOVE YOU! NOBODY HAS LOVED YOU! YOU WILL WITHER TO NOTHING AND THERE WILL BE NO ONE BESIDE YOU. NO ONE TO MOURN YOU.

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Valjackal
08/08/20 7:49:28 AM
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HotLap posted...
Hey @Valjackal , you horrible dunce! YOUR MOTHER DIDNT LOVE YOU! YOUR FATHER DIDNT LOVE YOU! NOBODY HAS LOVED YOU! YOU WILL WITHER TO NOTHING AND THERE WILL BE NO ONE BESIDE YOU. NO ONE TO MOURN YOU.
Can you mark that for spoilers next time, please?

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Choco
08/08/20 8:08:34 AM
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SolidShadow3
08/08/20 8:51:38 AM
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make it yourself

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Vicious_Dios
08/08/20 9:01:48 AM
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The fact that the TC hasn't uploaded new stand-up routines is warn worthy already.

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