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sLaCkEr408___RJ 08/01/20 5:19:22 AM #1: |
They exist
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BlockAddition 08/01/20 5:47:09 AM #3: |
How does Steve get his exercise?
He runs around the block. Have you heard of the creeper that went to a party? He had a BLAST! What's a ghast's favorite country? The Nether-Lands! What did Steve say as he faced off against a skeleton with his pickaxe? "I've got a bone to pick with you." Why did the Creeper cross the road? To get to the other Sssssssside! Why did the sailor bring iron and gold into his boat? He needed oars. If there will ever be a Minecraft movie, then it would be a blockbuster. Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book? Because he always starts at the End. --- kwijibo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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inloveanddeath0 08/01/20 5:47:22 AM #4: |
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bevan306 08/01/20 5:50:53 AM #5: |
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
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NeonOctopus 08/01/20 5:55:33 AM #6: |
Is Google male or female?
Female because it doesn't wait for you to finish your sentence before making a suggestion lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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alimajor 08/01/20 6:24:02 AM #7: |
Why cant a nose be 12-inches?
Because then itd be a foot! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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indica 08/01/20 6:27:30 AM #8: |
alimajor posted...
Why cant a nose be 12-inches?Dig it --- There is no good. There is no evil. There just is. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unspecified_NPC 08/01/20 6:37:57 AM #9: |
Why did the traffic light turn red?
You would too if you had to change in front of all those people! --- "Pedmas sounds like something Dan Schneider celebrates in December." -DocileOrangeCup ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 08/01/20 6:47:16 AM #10: |
A man walks into a bar and says OUCH!
--- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Medussa 08/01/20 6:53:09 AM #11: |
a Roman walks into a bar and sees his group of friends. he puts up two fingers and says to the bartender "five beers, please"
he then realizes that one of his friends isn't there, so he puts up a third finger and says "better make that four" but then he sees that friend and his wife walk in, so he turns his hand around and says "on third thought, i guess I'll need six" --- Boom! That's right, this is all happening! You cannot change the channel now! fluffy-butt fluffy-butt oh fluffy fluffy fluffy fluffy-butt *pop* bum-bum-bum-bum ... Copied to Clipboard!
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skermac 08/01/20 8:41:07 AM #12: |
Why does a bike have a kickstand?
its 2 tired --- To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 08/01/20 8:43:29 AM #13: |
Why are pirates called pirates?
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Ivynn 08/01/20 8:48:15 AM #14: |
What did the mushroom say when it was told it wasn't invited to the party?
"Why not? I'm a fungi." --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SoIidLegacy 08/01/20 9:04:32 AM #15: |
Mistere Man posted...
A man walks into a bar and says OUCH! Some of these are pretty clever, but this one actually made me laugh out loud. --- The secrets of the ancient world have been unearthed. The shackles of false histories destroyed. Together we stand as the authors of destiny. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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