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UnfairRepresent
07/31/20 8:51:16 PM
#1:


What do you do?


It's your best friend's birthday today and you're about to get ready for the big party when your girlfriend pulls you back onto the bed and starts trying to make out.

"I can't. I gotta get dressed for the party tonight. I promised my best friend I'd be there and I'm going to be late. I gotta get going." You say

"Oh come on, you're gonna blow me off for some dumb party? I'm so horny... I've been looking forward to this all day, stay with me all night and have some fun babe. your girlfriend says while tugging at your arm.

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How do you react?
What do you do?
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monkmith
07/31/20 8:53:49 PM
#2:


my girlfriend is my best friend so...

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g0ldie
07/31/20 8:54:37 PM
#3:


if I'm with someone who doesn't respect the importance of friendship, it's not going to work.

and as someone who doesn't even like parties, I'd go to the party.

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UnfairRepresent
07/31/20 8:55:37 PM
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g0ldie posted...
if I'm with someone who doesn't respect the importance of friendship, it's not going to work.

Don't you respect the importance of relationships tho?
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Zack_Attackv1
07/31/20 8:56:08 PM
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Wesley, cancel all my appointments.
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g0ldie
07/31/20 9:01:40 PM
#7:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Don't you respect the importance of relationships tho?
yea, and they're more than just someone trying to manipulate you with their body

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Offworlder1
07/31/20 9:01:57 PM
#8:


I go to my friend's birthday party obviously, if she can't respect or understand how important my best friend is then she is not worth keeping around.

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DespondentDeity
07/31/20 9:02:13 PM
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I obviously go to the party, that's my fuckin mans that's gonna be standing next to me at my wedding, no way I'm gonna be bailing on him to have sex.

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UnfairRepresent
07/31/20 9:08:56 PM
#10:


g0ldie posted...

yea, and they're more than just someone trying to manipulate you with their body


manipulation feels like a strong word for your girlfriend wanting to have consensual sex with you.
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WrestlinFan
07/31/20 9:10:23 PM
#11:


Offworlder1 posted...
I go to my friend's birthday party obviously, if she can't respect or understand how important my best friend is then she is not worth keeping around.


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g0ldie
07/31/20 9:14:34 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
manipulation feels like a strong word for your girlfriend wanting to have consensual sex with you.
she's using sex to keep you from engaging with others, though

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UnfairRepresent
07/31/20 9:16:49 PM
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g0ldie posted...

she's using sex to keep you from engaging with others, though

If you say so

My interpretation was just that she just really really wants to have sex right now. Not that she was intentionally playing 4D pong with your emotions and support network.
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VandorLee
07/31/20 9:17:52 PM
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Uh, fuck her and then go to your friends bday.

Why isnt she coming with you though??

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UnfairRepresent
07/31/20 9:19:09 PM
#15:


VandorLee posted...


Why isnt she coming with you though??

I guess because you didn't do enough foreplay?
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VandorLee
07/31/20 9:24:33 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I guess because you didn't do enough foreplay?

So you suck at it but she wants you to stay and do it.

I see through her lies.

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Stagmar
07/31/20 9:56:03 PM
#17:


Neither. Im following the health guidelines and staying away.

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OffTempo
07/31/20 10:01:19 PM
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Holy shit she looks exactly like a cat doing that position like the about to pounce position.

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Lukey_Bug
07/31/20 10:04:21 PM
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My girlfriend and i have the same friends so we'd probably go together. Even if we didn't she'd say have fun

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UnfairRepresent
08/01/20 3:23:02 AM
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OffTempo posted...
Holy shit she looks exactly like a cat doing that position like the about to pounce position.

She's about to pounce onyou
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008Zulu
08/01/20 3:38:32 AM
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I already RSVP'd, that is a social contract, a promise. If I can't keep a promise, how can you trust me? Babe, I need to go to this party, it's the only way you can trust me.

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UnfairRepresent
08/02/20 4:48:13 PM
#22:


Lukey_Bug posted...
My girlfriend and i have the same friends so we'd probably go together. Even if we didn't she'd say have fun

Except she didn't, she said stay in bed and fuck her
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