Current Events > Weird seeds from China popping up in peoples mailboxes.

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https://www.ktvu.com/news/agricultural-officials-warn-of-chinese-mystery-seeds-showing-up-in-marin-county

https://youtu.be/CtDXxsejOMc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA

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Has anyone tested those seeds for... anything?

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Those are the seeds of discord.

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smoke_break posted...

Has anyone tested those seeds for... anything?

Its been known for a few weeks, so I'm sure a greenhouse somewhere has it germinating already or soon

Edit: I see one of the people grew Morning Glory, and if you e ever dealt with it, you know it's an absolute pain to get rid of. I've worked on a house where we applied glysophate, killed it, pulled the plants, removed the soil, replaced the soil, and in two years it was back. It's no Kudzu, but it's annoying if you dont want it

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Its not enough if that China spreads their wet market virus over to us, now its crappy seeds.

Maybe this is how the virus is spreading, they mail the seeds throughout the U.S. and then the 5G towers activate the virus within. Trump needs to do something!

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they're triffids

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Lmfao

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Its probably some invasive weeds that theyre counting on people throwing in the garbage, then they end up in a landfill, grow and spread.
Trump's america

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They'll grow into Body Snatcher pods.

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It's to fake reviews or something.

Im the guy that would of planted them. I'm jealous I didn't get any.

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Burn the seeds.

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morning glory seeds are actually hallucinogenic (I'm not recommending that or anything).

could be people ordering them to trip or something and the wrong address?


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yemmy posted...

morning glory seeds are actually hallucinogenic (I'm not recommending that or anything).

could be people ordering them to trip or something and the wrong address?

Ok. I'm going from jealous to pissed now. Where the fuck are mine?!?

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Fun fact:

When Japan colonized Korea in the early 1900s, they destroyed forests and fields and planted Japanese plants and trees in an attempt to remove the spirit of korea and replace it with japan's

its pretty fucked.

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MixedRaceBaby posted...

Fun fact:

When Japan colonized Korea in the early 1900s, they destroyed forests and fields and planted Japanese plants and trees in an attempt to remove the spirit of korea and replace it with japan's

its pretty fucked.

Yeah that was a crazy move,I read about that too.

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The Chinese government has discovered a way to reduce human beings into seed-form and infiltrate other countries under the guise of innocuous gardening.

One week you're planting the seeds, the next, full grown naked Chinese people are clawing their way out of your flower bed.

Don't plant the seeds.

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MixedRaceBaby posted...

Fun fact:

When Japan colonized Korea in the early 1900s, they destroyed forests and fields and planted Japanese plants and trees in an attempt to remove the spirit of korea and replace it with japan's

its pretty fucked.

Hope you're not lying, cause I'm gonna use this for conversation lol.

Also, 10/10 username

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MixedRaceBaby posted...

Fun fact:

When Japan colonized Korea in the early 1900s, they destroyed forests and fields and planted Japanese plants and trees in an attempt to remove the spirit of korea and replace it with japan's

its pretty fucked.

when the settlers arrived to this continent they eradicated native dog breeds because they werent European and brought over their euro dogs instead too :(

Heart-Mk-II posted...

The Chinese government has discovered a way to reduce human beings into seed-form and infiltrate other countries under the guise of innocuous gardening.

One week you're planting the seeds, the next, full grown naked Chinese people are clawing their way out of your flower bed.

Don't plant the seeds.

they tried but failed. Theyre saibaimen

The_homelander posted...

they tried but failed. Theyre saibaimen

So they're only a threat to the Yamchas of the world.

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Heart-Mk-II posted...

So they're only a threat to the Yamchas of the world.

Uh oh, spaghettios...

Okay, I'm pretty sure the "seeds" in the video thumbnail are just mouse turds.

Heart-Mk-II posted...

The Chinese government has discovered a way to reduce human beings into seed-form and infiltrate other countries under the guise of innocuous gardening.

One week you're planting the seeds, the next, full grown naked Chinese people are clawing their way out of your flower bed.

Don't plant the seeds.

Saibaimen?
I see someone already mentioned them...

Unsugarized_Foo posted...

Edit: I see one of the people grew Morning Glory, and if you e ever dealt with it, you know it's an absolute pain to get rid of. I've worked on a house where we applied glysophate, killed it, pulled the plants, removed the soil, replaced the soil, and in two years it was back. It's no Kudzu, but it's annoying if you dont want it

Searched for pictures of "morning glory". Look like pretty flowers.

In FF8, during an interrogation scene, if Squall lies, he says something about SeeD's plan to use flower seeds to make people peaceful and less willing to battle. Was he on to something? Like this:
MixedRaceBaby posted...

Fun fact:

When Japan colonized Korea in the early 1900s, they destroyed forests and fields and planted Japanese plants and trees in an attempt to remove the spirit of korea and replace it with japan's

its pretty fucked.

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Laserion posted...

In FF8, during an interrogation scene, if Squall lies, he says something about SeeD's plan to use flower seeds to make people peaceful and less willing to battle. Was he on to something? Like this:

tbh I'd be more inclined to connect this to opium <_<

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Laserion posted...

Searched for pictures of "morning glory". Look like pretty flowers.

It's also an invasive vine that takes over every goddamn thing.

Questionmarktarius posted...

It's also an invasive vine that takes over every goddamn thing.

fuck.... maybe it will kill those blackberry bushes. then it will take out everything else.
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