Current Events > Do you believe that COVID-19 will blow away with the Winds of God?

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weekoldhotdog
07/30/20 1:35:29 PM
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Will God blow away the evil COVID-19 like he does with other sicknesses?


This is what the President thinks, but what do you think?

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3PiesAndAFork
07/30/20 1:42:55 PM
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Not unless the stars align and all the anti-maskers get blown away too.

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Jabodie
07/30/20 1:44:48 PM
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wouldn't it have shown up thanks to God as well?

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hockeybub89
07/30/20 1:45:14 PM
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I guess those 677,084 people worldwide that God has let die so far were all demons.

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weekoldhotdog
07/30/20 1:46:11 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
Not unless the stars align and all the anti-maskers get blown away too.

What if I told you that God created a mask for you that would protect you from all viruses and anti-maskers, all you have to do is accept Him as your savior and you'll not only be protected, you'll get a life insurance policy that ensures your ticket to golden streets.

Besides, if you don't wear masks and get sick, technically the stars don't have to align for God to blow away their lives like a candle in the wind, am I right?

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3PiesAndAFork
07/30/20 1:48:53 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
What if I told you that God created a mask for you that would protect you from all viruses and anti-maskers, all you have to do is accept Him as your savior and you'll not only be protected, you'll get a life insurance policy that ensures your ticket to golden streets.

Besides, if you don't wear masks and get sick, technically the stars don't have to align for God to blow away their lives like a candle in the wind, am I right?


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weekoldhotdog
07/30/20 1:57:17 PM
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God bless your health!

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