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Harpie 07/25/20 3:57:39 AM #1: |
I have a fetish for medical masks. Had it since I remember a nurse shuving a suppository pill up my arse when I was 4.
I jack off exclusively to videos and pictures of women wearing surgical/medical masks. Pre-pandemic Content was hard to come by but I got really creative and had a youtube/pornhub playlist with 4000+ videos, I know I know.. Once the pandemic hit, it felt like winning the lottery, It felt like God answered all my prayers. The first 2-3 weeks, I felt like I was winning life. I jerked off day and night! There was literally more content in real life in one day than I could see in a lifetime! Same for youtube. No more using google translate to find obscure videos from China/Japan, of doctors and etc. Now I literally search up the word vlog and I find fapping material for dayss.. But this is bad. I can't stop jerking off. I feel like a pedophile let loose at a pre school if raping kids was sudddenly made legal. I am jerking off soo much I can't sleep at night, I just have to jerk off more and more! I cant go out because literally every woman I see is distracting as fuck! I just wish it ends man.. Guys be careful of what you wish for, sometimes what you want the most might not be what is the best for you. --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Old NoiseTank 07/25/20 3:58:42 AM #2: |
Lol
--- Grim Reaper: "Your time has come" Xsquader: "sir whats your badge number?" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Foppe 07/25/20 3:59:50 AM #3: |
That explains your lack of posts
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SuperShake666 07/25/20 4:01:23 AM #4: |
Harpie posted...
I feel like a pedophile let loose at a pre school Imagine writing this sentence and putting it into a public post. --- "Look, if I was good at math, I wouldn't be on CE at 2:00 the morning clicking on topics about porn stars ****ing horses." - May 2017, Dash_Harber ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jabodie 07/25/20 4:01:37 AM #5: |
bro wat
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butthole666 07/25/20 4:02:35 AM #6: |
jeezy peats what a thread
--- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThePrinceFish 07/25/20 4:03:37 AM #7: |
Harpie posted...
I feel like a pedophile let loose at a pre school if raping kids was sudddenly made legal --- Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 07/25/20 4:04:51 AM #8: |
If other CEgals put this much effort in, they would be as loved as Harpie
--- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 07/25/20 4:05:18 AM #9: |
@AirFresh the queen has returned
--- Marie is best girl! I'm gonna pound a 400 lb woman just to prove teep wrong - NigerianKnight ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AloneIBreak 07/25/20 4:05:21 AM #10: |
Harpie posted...
I cant go out because literally every woman I see is distracting as fuck!Even the fat ones? --- "Brief and powerless is Man's life; on him and all his race the slow, sure doom falls pitiless and dark." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Big_Nabendu 07/25/20 4:10:53 AM #11: |
You jack off? --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AirFresh 07/25/20 4:11:01 AM #12: |
She returns with a banger of a topic!
--- AirFresh - Voted the hottest content creator on The FAQs' #KeepItFresh ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BettyWhite 07/25/20 4:17:15 AM #13: |
Big_Nabendu posted...
You jack off? She has a massive schlong. I'm still dealing with the prolapse. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 07/25/20 4:17:43 AM #14: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
If other CEgals put this much effort in, they would be as loved as Harpie *cough* *cough* cough* cough* cough* cough* *cough *cough* cough* @JimCarrysToe *cough* *cough *cough *cough* Mabus literally said you weren't as loved as Harpie *cough* *cough *cough* *cough* --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Big_Nabendu 07/25/20 4:18:18 AM #15: |
I thought she was a girl
Next time just say plucking your violin strings Stay classy --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 07/25/20 4:21:16 AM #16: |
Hey fuck off Johnny lol
Harpie is a bean flicker --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 07/25/20 4:26:33 AM #17: |
That sounds whorish.
--- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 07/25/20 4:28:10 AM #18: |
Harpie posted...
I feel like a pedophile let loose at a pre school if raping kids was sudddenly made legal --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Returning_CEmen 07/25/20 4:29:06 AM #19: |
It annoyed me that you misused hacking off so many times.
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