Current Events > I have a medical mask fetish and ironically, life is hell.

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Harpie
07/25/20 3:57:39 AM
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I have a fetish for medical masks. Had it since I remember a nurse shuving a suppository pill up my arse when I was 4.

I jack off exclusively to videos and pictures of women wearing surgical/medical masks. Pre-pandemic Content was hard to come by but I got really creative and had a youtube/pornhub playlist with 4000+ videos, I know I know..

Once the pandemic hit, it felt like winning the lottery, It felt like God answered all my prayers. The first 2-3 weeks, I felt like I was winning life. I jerked off day and night! There was literally more content in real life in one day than I could see in a lifetime! Same for youtube.

No more using google translate to find obscure videos from China/Japan, of doctors and etc. Now I literally search up the word vlog and I find fapping material for dayss.. But this is bad.

I can't stop jerking off. I feel like a pedophile let loose at a pre school if raping kids was sudddenly made legal. I am jerking off soo much I can't sleep at night, I just have to jerk off more and more!

I cant go out because literally every woman I see is distracting as fuck!

I just wish it ends man..

Guys be careful of what you wish for, sometimes what you want the most might not be what is the best for you.

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Old NoiseTank
07/25/20 3:58:42 AM
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Lol

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Foppe
07/25/20 3:59:50 AM
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That explains your lack of posts

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SuperShake666
07/25/20 4:01:23 AM
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Harpie posted...
I feel like a pedophile let loose at a pre school

Imagine writing this sentence and putting it into a public post.

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Jabodie
07/25/20 4:01:37 AM
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bro wat

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butthole666
07/25/20 4:02:35 AM
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jeezy peats what a thread

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ThePrinceFish
07/25/20 4:03:37 AM
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Harpie posted...
I feel like a pedophile let loose at a pre school if raping kids was sudddenly made legal


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MabusIncarnate
07/25/20 4:04:51 AM
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If other CEgals put this much effort in, they would be as loved as Harpie

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teepan95
07/25/20 4:05:18 AM
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@AirFresh the queen has returned

TC check your discord messages
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AloneIBreak
07/25/20 4:05:21 AM
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Harpie posted...
I cant go out because literally every woman I see is distracting as fuck!

Even the fat ones?

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Big_Nabendu
07/25/20 4:10:53 AM
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You jack off?

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AirFresh
07/25/20 4:11:01 AM
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She returns with a banger of a topic!

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BettyWhite
07/25/20 4:17:15 AM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
You jack off?

She has a massive schlong.

I'm still dealing with the prolapse.

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/25/20 4:17:43 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
If other CEgals put this much effort in, they would be as loved as Harpie

*cough* *cough* cough* cough* cough* cough* *cough *cough* cough*

@JimCarrysToe

*cough* *cough *cough *cough*

Mabus literally said you weren't as loved as Harpie

*cough* *cough *cough* *cough*

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Big_Nabendu
07/25/20 4:18:18 AM
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I thought she was a girl

Next time just say plucking your violin strings

Stay classy

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MabusIncarnate
07/25/20 4:21:16 AM
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Hey fuck off Johnny lol

Harpie is a bean flicker

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Johnny_Nutcase
07/25/20 4:26:33 AM
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That sounds whorish.

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Turbam
07/25/20 4:28:10 AM
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Harpie posted...
I feel like a pedophile let loose at a pre school if raping kids was sudddenly made legal


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Returning_CEmen
07/25/20 4:29:06 AM
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It annoyed me that you misused hacking off so many times.

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